Left Coast Sports Babe

Tony Romo has apparently banned Jessica Simpson from his house. Apparently the breakup is pretty final. Poor Jessica, had she just dated someone like Brett Favre, the relationship would be back on and off at least a few more times.

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Hank Aaron thinks steroid users should be allowed into the Hall of Fame with an asterisk on their plaques. But of course then there should be an asterisk for those who played in the all-white era, and amphetamine users. And anyone caught with corked bats or pine tar…

Hard to believe but one of the most honest men in the Hall of Fame might be Gaylord Perry.

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“After the Rose” aired Tuesday night – the Bachelorette followup show where guys have to deal with being publicly told they were a second or third choice. Sort of like being a Minnesota Vikings quarterback.

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Now Vikings coach Brad Childress will have to deal with convincing his three quarterback contenders that he really did want one of them to have the top job. It could be worse however, at least Childress didn’t call Favre his “soulmate.”
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Although many were worried that Rickey Henderson’s Hall of Fame acceptance speech would be self-serving and egotistical, Henderson was charming, eloquent and didn’t even refer to himself in the third person. Said the newest Hall of Fame member “Rickey didn’t think it would be appropriate.”

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And many cynics think President Obama will never get healthcare passed. But miracles happen in Washington every day. Like the fact the Nationals have a four game win streak.

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