Archive for July 23, 2009

He’s back…. The Governor Sanford show continues.

July 23, 2009

Mark Sanford, trying once again to cast himself in the role of Shakespearean hero.

“While none of us has the chance to attend our own funeral, in many ways I feel like I was at my own in the past weeks..”…

His own funeral? No, actually Mark, that was your wife Jenny’s wishful thinking.

Sanford says now of his affair “it is my belief that this will make me a better father, husband, friend and advocate.” Yeah, what every woman wants to hear…I did it to make us better.

Governor Sanford is leaving South Carolina again today for yet another personal trip, his fourth in six weeks, this time a two-week family vacation in Europe. While the state unemployment rate is high, is the best way to show empathy to become a nonworking governor?

In a recent poll, Jon Stewart was voted the most trusted newscaster in America, in a match up against Brian Williams, Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson. This is shocking, there are actually 55 percent of Americans who trust the other guys? (and gal.)


But yes, it’s come to this. When you watch Jon Stewart, at least you do feel like “that’s the way it f**king is.”

Some Republicans are still questioning Obama’s birth certificate. Okay, fine, let’s admit it, President Obama was not born in Hawaii. As a baby he was sent here by his father Jor-El in an escape rocket from the Planet Krypton.


The lowly Oakland As won 16-1 against the Minnesota Twins. 16 runs. As the San Francisco Giants call that…a good week.


ESPN has banned New York Post reporters from their programming after the newspaper reproduced grainy (and partially blacked out) images from the illegal video taken of a nude Erin Andrews. Said the Post in response, “We would never try to exploit the situation and by the way, that’s http://www.nypost.com.”