Is anyone running Alaska?
Governor Sarah Palin is making San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom look like a homebody.
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Actually with all Sarah’s travel should we as Americans be worried about Russia? Because Governor Palin isn’t in her house enough these days to watch them.
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Governor Sarah Palin is travelling around the country claiming that President Obama is wasting taxpayer dollars with his expensive ideas. And this from a woman who went to New York and attended a Yankees game?
Laura Bush says that her husband feels he owes some courtesy to the new President, and thus won’t try to do or say anything to embarrass Barack Obama. Besides, Joe Biden is doing such a good job of it.
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As the NBA playoffs finally creep to a close, who knew that the Lakers might someday be known as the “Boys of Summer?”
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Rookie Marlins pitcher Sean West nearly no-hit the Giants Monday night. But really, isn’t no-hitting San Francisco’s lineup this year like winning a hot-dog eating contest with super models?
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The Minnesota Vikings have apparently issued an ultimatum to Brett Favre to make up his mind. Actually Favre is great at making up his mind. And then remaking it, and remaking it, and remaking it…
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Randy Johnson, 45, agreed to pitch on 3 days rest today for the San Francisco Giants against the Marlins. Which no doubt was an act of valor designed to help the team. And I am sure there was no chance that the fact he feels betrayed by Arizona management had nothing to do with it.
Because had the Big Unit taken his normal rest and pitched in Phoenix, it would have been a huge draw for the Diamondbacks, as no doubt thousands of fans would have bought last minute tickets and showed up to cheer their former pitcher for his first start after his 300th win. Thousands more than would pay to see Cain, Zito or Sanchez. Nah, I’m sure that didn’t enter into his mind at all…
Tags: Randy Johnson jokes, Sarah Palin jokes
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