Religion and torture.
A recent CNN survey found that regular church goers were far more likely to support the use of torture than non church goers.
Well, yeah, there’s probably a higher pain threshold if they can sit through sermons on a weekly basis.
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Another example of why it’s “The most exciting two minutes in sports.”
The CNN.com home page has a story “12 horses have a shot to win the Kentucky Derby.”
And then the banner headline “Breaking news: 50 to 1 longshot Mine that Bird has won the Kentucky Derby.”
No, Mine that Bird wasn’t one of the 12.
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Miss Calfornia, Carrie Prejean, is continuing her campaign against gay marriage on Fox News and on the lecture circuit. And getting a warm reception from religious conservatives.
Let’s hope it makes up for the fact that she will probably never be served another good meal in her life in a San Francisco restaurant.
And that she may need a bodyguard or at least some protection should she venture into an unfamilar California salon for a touchup.
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