Left Coast Sports Babe

Does really this need a punchline?

University of Kentucky President Lee Todd’s salary $550,000.

New University of Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari’s salary. $3.96 million a year. For eight years.

John Calipari says he is “excited” to be the new Kentucky coach. Well, they did give him 31.65 million good reasons.

On the other hand, Rick Pitino says he is definitely returning to Louisville and a candidate for the University of Arizona coaching job.

Translation, Arizona hasn’t offered him $31 million.

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Barack Obama is in London but he is still following his Final Four – Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America and JP Morgan..

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Singer Elvis Crespo was accused by a fellow passenger of masturbating on a flight from Houston to Miami. In related news, US Air reported record sales of their hermetically sealed blankets.

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Singer Elvis Crespo was accused by a fellow passenger of masturbating on a flight. In his defense, he just said he was following new airline policies that make you take everything into your own hands.

I’m not a 20 something, but… Lady GaGa – who appeared Wednesday on American Idol, is supposed to be one of the new hot stars. Seemed more like Marilyn Monroe meets Star Trek.

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Barack Obama gave the Queen an I Pod. But for royalty, shouldn’t it be a We Pod?

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And President Obama, who sat next to German Chancellor Angela Merkel has already gone a ways towards improving U.S. Germany relations. Three words – No shoulder rub.

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