Left Coast Sports Babe

President Obama has to feel like he is tackling the labors of Hercules these days. But he was right about Duke.

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Duke shot 16 for 60 from the field against Villanova in one of their worst tournament performances ever. In fact, their shooting percentage was so bad the team was invited to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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Another good news item for President Obama. He chose Joe Biden over Chris Dodd as a running mate.

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President Obama during his online news conference said he did not think legalizing marijuana was a good idea to help the economy. So much for the stimulus package for Krispy Kreme.

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Many New Yorkers are really missing Eliot Spitzer. Not only was he one of the first people to be right about companies like AIG, he also knew how to spend money for a successful stimulus.

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Sarah Palin was complaining again today about last fall’s campaign, saying that that there was no one on the McCain campaign who she wanted to “hold hands with and pray.”

Actually, after Senator McCain chose Sarah Palin his campaign staff spent plenty of time praying.

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Or – She couldn’t find anyone because they were too busy wringing each other’s hands.
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How strange is Sarah Palin acting these days? Even Nayda Suleman said “that woman is wacky.”
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Hillary Clinton said that North Korea firing a missle would be considered a “provocative” act. Bill Clinton said that this might be the first time the words “Hillary” and “provocative” have been used in the same sentense.

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