Wisconsin 83, Indiana 20. Worst loss in Indiana history. Or at least since Dan Quayle last played scrabble.
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83 points? Seriously. Today being the Wisconsin punter was about as relevant as being a caterer at a convention of super models.
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Nick Coombs sent in this stat, the only time the Wisconsin men scored 83 in basketball last year was against… Indiana.
(For anyone who doesnt follow college basketball, Wisconsin’s basketball team, while usually pretty good, plays a very defensive style that results in very low scoring games, even in years when the team is good enough to make the NCAA tournament.)
Reader Augie’s comment on David Lee, who compared the pain of his infected elbow to giving birth.
“Maybe David Lee’s wife gave birth to a 10lb elbow. Just think if he had gotten his head stuck in a hoop instead.”
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LeAnn Rimes actually tweeted her best wishes to her ex-husband, who she famously cheated on, She then added in another tweet “my congrats is from my heart. Sorry if you don’t understand it. I do not need the publicity, I get plenty”
Uh, LeAnn, if you don’t need the publicity, maybe a congratulatory phone call or email might have been better?
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Warning, the next joke will only make sense to hockey fans.
What’s the difference between the Maple Leafs and the Sharks? The regular season and the postseason.