10. A baseball team. She may not win, but she’s likely to come closer than the $165 million payroll Chicago Cubs.
9. A new ballot proposition in California – change elections to include a “Buy it Now” button.
8. Just give $5 to every man, woman and child in California on a debit card. If they all spend locally it could actually help the economy.
7. Hire really good hitman for whichever political consultant told her “don’t worry about your ex-housekeeper,” it’s old news and no one will care.
6. Buy governor’s job in 4 or 5 smaller states and take turns running them.
5. Buy congressmen and women in smaller states and run them that way.
4. 160 million lottery tickets – at least that way she’d be likely to win SOMETHING.
3. Have an autobiography ghost-written, buy up enough copies to be number one on New York Times best seller list.
2. Go on Craigslist. Make many many attempts at trying to buy a clue.
1. Buy some small island and set herself up as Queen Meg for life.
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