Posted tagged ‘tim-walz’

Nowhere lower to go

October 6, 2024

Alabama’s loss to Vanderbil Saturday was the most embarrassing thing to happen to the state since they elected Tommy Tuberville.

40 cars started NASCAR race at Talladega Sunday. A late crash involving 28 of them wiped out most of the field.

Has Trump blamed this on Democrat yet?

As MLB division series started this weekend:. Tigers, Royals & Guardians payrolls total about $298 million between them. Which means all 3 of them together pay their teams less than NY Mets. (not to mention 1/2 billion $ payroll Dodgers would have if they couldn’t play accounting games.)

I am not a Cal fan but that was targeting last night. Second week in a row that Miami gets a gift from ACC officials.

I really don’t care what Melania Trump says at this point, do u?

National Hurricane Center warns that a tropical storm -Melvin – in the Gulf of Mexico could become a major hurricane & hit West Coast of Florida late this week.

Meanwhile, reminder that as Marge 3 Names says Democrats control weather- not a single major storm has hit Mar-A-Lago.

Trump told GOP to tank their own bipartisan border bill so things wouldn’t improve before the election Now has he told Speaker Mike Johnson, whose GOP wouldn’t vote for supplemental FEMA funding, not to call House back in session so more people will suffer before election?

All votes count equally. But media spending most of their energy on “undecideds” at this point is like teachers paying most of their attention to kids who don’t do their homework until the night before.

Even conservative Politico: “Johnson won’t condemn Eric Trump comments blaming Dems for assassination tries.” Never noticed MAGA Mike complaining when Donald calls Harris “evil” and saying “she should be impeached and prosecuted for her actions.”

So Kamala Harris repeated “32 days… 32 days before the election” when her teleprompter went out. I guess MAGAs think she should have rambled about Hannibal Lecter, windmill cancer and water-free bathrooms to sound Presidential?

The VP debate is over and J.D. Vance has done his moderate act in front of millions of viewers he hopes are gullible. Today after the Butler, PA rally, Vance confirms a Trump-Vance administration would defund Planned Parenthood..

It’s great living in a state that actually wants all eligible voters to vote. “This is a message from the California Secretary of State on behalf of County of Santa Clara Registrar of Voters. Your ballot for the upcoming November 5, 2024, General Election has been mailed to you.’

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Michael Che on SNL’s Weekend Update: “Donald Trump refused to release his medical records I bet I know what he’s hiding. But I’m not allowed “dementia it.”

Falling

October 3, 2024

Four wild card series in Major League Baseball, three of them ended up in sweeps.

So baseball fans go from four games a day, to one game Thursday, and nothing Friday until the ALDS and NLDS start Saturday.

A warning we are less than month away from, as A. Bartlett Giamatti wrote  “The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone..

ESPN reports, “two NFL teams high on Davante Adams’ wish list of places to land if he’s traded — if not at the very top — are the NY Jets and New Orleans Saints.”

The Saints have Derek Carr, Adams’ former teammate at Fresno State and with the Raiders.. Davante Adams is a Palo Alto High School graduate )across the street from Stanford) Maybe Adams could get over Aaron Rodgers being a Cal guy, but hope he’s smart enough not to want to play for someone so anti-science.

How much must it be infuriating Trump, that for all the lies J.D. Vance told, he came off as smarter and more likable than Donald?

If you care more about what month in 1989 Tim Walz was in China, than you do about J.D. Vance lying about LEGAL immigrants not only being illegal but also eating Americans’ pets…you just might be a cult member. Or on staff at Axios, and other US media.

Tim Walz may not be a great debater, but he came off as a guy you’d want to have a beer with.

J.D. Vance is the man who if he sits down next to you at the bar, you cover your drink if you leave for the ladies’ room.

Nancy Pelosi on the subject of reproductive freedom “I had 5 children in 6 years…it’s wonderful for me but not for me to decide what other people should do, nor is it up to Trump and Vance….”

“I’m really grateful to Mike Pence.” Cassidy Hutchinson tonight on “The Last Word.”

A sentence millions of Americans, including me, never expected to agree with.

Lara Trump on Donald insulting the intelligence of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. “This is Donald Trump… And obviously, he’s kind of joking around there with the crowd at a Trump rally when he says those things.” Trump. Does. Not. Joke.

Make them riot” “Do it!!” – Why are those two sentences not front page headlines?

And the last word shall be first

October 2, 2024

Jasmine Crockett on how J.D Vance says Republicans need to talk about reproductive rights the right way.

“The problem isn’t how you talk about it. The problem is what you’ve done about it.”

#Bam🔥

Molly Ivins would have loved Jasmine Crockett.

Amy Klobuchar on J.D. Vance saying “my heart goes out”, including to a woman bleeding out on a hospital floor after Roe V. Wade was overturned. “Your heart may go out, but your policies are heartless.”

Asked about Trump & Jan 6. J.D. Vance responded” “We’re focused on the future.” Reminds me of Mark McGwire back in steroid days “I’m not here to talk about the past.” Except with McGwire it was just home run record being broken. With Trump on Jan 6, it was our democracy that almost fell.

The gender gap was already historic in this election. What’s the record for the lowest percentage of women voting for a Presidential ticket? J.D. Vance is helping Trump-Vance aim for that record.

“We’re not pro-abortion, we’re pro-women.” I love Tim Walz

Walz talking how Trump on Roe v. Wade and reproductive rights said that the states will decide. “That’s not how this works.” Exactly. In the UNITED States of America, your zip code should not determine your rights .

Vance keeps talking about what a great job he claimed Donald Trump did. Once more for those in the back: And in language the former Apprentice host would get. American voters said to “Donald Trump – you’re fired.”

J.D. Vance – “More security in schools is the answer.” That worked out so well in Uvalde.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

Can someone ask one of his surrogates a simple question. Do you honestly believe Donald Trump is currently in his right mind?

Trump saved Obamacare like he will protect women.

Folks, this isn’t hard. J.D. Vance claimed he hated Trump Now he claims he loves Trump. J.D. Vance claimed he’s 100% anti-abortion. Now he claims his heart goes out to women. J.D. Vance cares about power. If you care about your rights, vote Harris-Walz.


If Trump supporters had hanged Mike Pence, J.D. Vance would say his heart goes out to Pence’s family… But he’d still have accepted being Donald’s running mate. And he’d still have said Trump did nothing wrong on January 6.-

As Vance talks about Americans wanting better leadership in the White House, does he think we forgot that we already know what it’s like to have Trump in the White House? And we fired him.

And let’s not forget. J.D. Vance doesn’t want to talk details about implementing mass deportation. He was asked twice.

He knows his boss’s plan is cruel and impossible. He also knows how many Republicans count on staffing their businesses and homes with cheap immigrant labor.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

President Biden will fly over Asheville to survey the damage because Mayor doesn’t want to shut only the open road from airport down to accommodate his motorcade. We know Trump if he were President in an election year would insist on the photo op.

As Iran launches a missile attack on Israel, your reminder, dictators across the world want Donald Trump in charge of the United States. Because he will tell them, as he has told Russia, to do “whatever the hell you want.”

Orioles 1-5 with RISP in scoring position. In a 1-0 loss in the first game of the AL Wild Card series against the Kansas City Royals. And that one hit only got a runner at second to third.

Baltimore colors are orange and black. Felt a bit too famiilar for SF Giants fans.

Hey Detroit Tigers fans. You can borrow the terms “Torture” and “Laugher” for the duration of your 2024 postseason. Sincerely, SF Giants fans who empathize.

Imagine if before baseball playoffs or major sporting event or even a reality television competition, one team or contestant constantly claimed they would win and if they lost it was cheating & they wouldn’t accept it.

We’d change the channel.

Au revoir Olympics

August 11, 2024

As the games move in 2028 to Los Angeles, a question. What excuse will NBC use for showing all the games on a tape-delay basis in the US?

And Team USA hung on for a 67-66 victory today in the Gold medal game against France when France’s Gabby Williams hit a buzzer-beater at the end of the game, with her foot ON the three-point line, making it a two point shot.

Besides being happy forTteam USA winning the Gold, many of us can also be happy we don’t have to hear four years of “if they had only put Caitlin Clark on the team..”

(And I love Caitlin Clark. But yeah, enough.)

So has Donald Trump said yet if he had competed how many Olympic medals he would have won?

Meanwhie, while SF Giants have been winning dramatic late inning games lately, since the All-Star break they’ve been hitting .192 with RISP, (runners in scoring position) ahead of only the Chicago White Sox at .179.

.192? Though perhaps I speak for other SF Giants fans when I say “Really, that high?”

(they were 3-for-14 with runners in scoring position Sunday)

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Trump now claiming in his fundraising email: 24 HOURS UNTIL THE INTERVIEW OF THE CENTURY (with Elon Musk) Not only will this not be the interview of the century, with Rachel Maddow on Monday it won’t even be the interview of the night.

Trump is more done than an overcooked steak he puts ketchup on at Mar-A-Lago #TrumpIsDone

Death of irony alert for day: J.D. Vance attacks Kamala Harris & Tim Walz “they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better.” Could SOME so-called journalist ask JD how he feels about Trump’s nicknames for rivals?

Death of irony alert for day:

J.D. Vance attacks Kamala Harris & Tim Walz “they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better.”

Some statements don’t even need a punchline.

Since Fox News is asking ‘Who is Tim Walz?” why don’t we let Minnesotans answer question? Which they did in 2022. Walz won re-election by 7.7 %, larger margin than Joe Biden won state by in 2020. They know him, they trust him, they know Walz gets stuff done – with a smile.

GOP loves to claim they support our troops.

But if you DO join the military. They’ll hold up your promotions to make political points. They’ll fight against your veterans’ benefits. And if you go into politics as a Dem, they’ll find a way to attack you over your service.

Da pain, da plane

August 10, 2024

When you go from trying to jinx a no-hitter into the 7th to cheering a walk-off win in the 9th… you must be a 2024 SF Giants fan.

Just told a friend I have known since our sons played little league together that our Little League coach would have benched Camilo Doval and told him to get his head in the game.

Looks like SF Giants agreed with me.

(SF Giants sent their closer, an All-Star in 2023, who has DEFINITELY not had his head in the game, to AAA to work on stuff.)

Look, I try to avoid gender stereotypes but when you hear that two heavily favored USA relay teams competed for Olympic gold today in Paris, one won and the other got DQ’ed because they couldn’t work together simply to pass a baton… Why do I think that most people would correctly guess the DQ’ed team was the men?

Will someone explain to me how the sex-obsessed GOP can decide high school boys can’t handle being in a bathroom with tampons, but they can handle those same bathrooms having urinals where they all can check out & compare each other’s junk?

Some are freaked out about idea of boys seeing tampons in their high school bathroom. Though surely boys aren’t as clueless as my high school days? Classmate told me about her date from hell with guy, no joke, who thought Carrie had cut herself in that movie shower scene.

WTAF? Now Donald is threatening to sue the NY Times because he says he has flight logs for his fantasy helicopter trip with Willie Brown. I am sure Trump will release those flight logs when he releases his big beautiful health care plan.

Trump’s plane today did have to make a landing for mechanical reasons in Billings, Mountain, about 150 miles from Bozeman. And if that isn’t some sorrt of metaphor for his entire campaign I don’t know what is…

Trump is now fundraising off of pins with his mugshot on them. Maybe Donald’s doing a clearance sale because he realizes the next picture might be him actually behind bars?

DonOld’s act is getting tired, and the crowds are falling off. Is this finally going to be the final season of Presidential Apprentice?

Washington Post thought they needed a whole article on pronouncing Kamala Harris’s name?!! It’s Comma-la. You’re welcome.

NY Times is so all in for Trump.

Headline “Fact-Checking Claims About Tim Walz’s Record. Only if you click do you see 2nd line “Republicans have leveled inaccurate or misleading attacks on Mr. Walz’s response to protests in summer of 2020, his positions on immigration “, etc…..

Don’t listen to people who don’t know Tim Walz. Listen to Minnesotans who know him. And as Amy Klobuchar who campaigned with him wrote in “The Joy of Politics” about 2022 – “Our Governor Tim Walz & the rest of our statewide ticket won. We flipped state Senate & won the House.”

NY Times so all in for Trump.

Headline “Fact-Checking Claims About Tim Walz’s Record. Only if you click do you see 2nd line “Republicans have leveled inaccurate or misleading attacks on Mr. Walz’s response to protests in summer of 2020, his positions on immigration “, etc…..