Posted tagged ‘politics’

Money talks, and walks, and hits.

October 16, 2024

Yankees payroll $309.40 million

Tigers payroll $98 million, Royals, $122 million, Guardians $106 million

So yes, the New York Yankees payroll is almost as much as the THREE AL Central teams who made the playoffs. Combined.

Wonder how the Yankees would do vs an AL Central all star team

At a stressful time for our country, at least there are still some simple pleasures…. like watching Aaron Rodgers lose. on #MNF

(And the Dallas Cowboys, any day.)

Here’s a bizarre stat: Three of four starting pitchers Monday in the ALCS and NLCS are former San Francisco Giants. (Rodon in 2022, Manaea in 2023, Cobb in 2024.)

What is it with clueless MAGA types and sports. Dave McCormick, running against Senator Bob Casey in Pennsylvania, goes to a Phiadelphia tailgate and praises… the Steelers? Which is like going to San Francisco and praising the Dodgers.

And this deserves more attention – Musk said he roots for the Steelers AND the Eagles? #heresy

Not just national races. Jon Tester’s Montana US Senate race remains tight, despite GOP candidate TIm Sheehy frequently having been caught lying.-( including about claiming his accidentally shooting himself on vacation as a gunshot wound inr Afghanistan), and making racist anti-Indigenous statements.

And not only does MT, with smaller population than San Diego, have 2 US Senate seats, each vote there counts about twice as a California vote in electoral college.

This sounds like a bad joke. It isn’t. Trump is trying to sabotage Hurricane recovery. “Urgent message from U.S. Forest Service, part of the Hurricane Helene recovery efforts, indicated that National Guard troops encountered militia members claiming they were “hunting FEMA.”

When almost all Trump supporters have to keep telling the media that Donald doesn’t mean what he says then he is clearly not saying sane things.

Trump is now attacking pro-business Bloomberg news. But what should get more attention, Trump is also attacking that noted bastion of liberalism the Wall Street Journal….

As Trump now talks about wonderfu peacefull people – “peace and love” on January 6.

We have gone from “no lie too small” to “how big can I make the lie

Fox News originally was touting Trump’s interview with Bloomberg in Chicago

. You know how bad the interview was for Donald when you go to the Fox News website and there’s no longer a word about it.

I’m so old I remember nonstop headlines & media outrage that President Biden wasn’t releasing ENOUGH medical records. Joe had one bad debate.

Donald Trump has increasingly spewed angry nonsense. Where’s the outrage now that Trump won’t release any records?


Donald Trump today railed against what he described as “bad stories…. “We have to straighten out our press because we have a corrupt press. That’s the one we really have to straighten out.” Remember, Hitler sent journalists to Dachau before he sent Jews.

Jake Tapper on Monday was fact checking VA Gov Youngkin as Glenn lies repeatedly that Trump has NOT threatened his political opponents: Youngkin refuses to accept Trump actual quotes: “Thing that’s tougher to handle are these lunatics that we have inside, like Adam Schiff.” It’s a cult.

At 9:56 am day after his 30 minute dancing coma Trump tweeted “Kamala’s Medical Report is really bad. With all of the problems that she has, there is a real question as to whether or not she should be running for President! MY REPORT IS PERFECT – NO PROBLEMS!!” He. Is. Insane..

If Trump were the Captain of the Titanic, his MAGA followers would not only exonerate him of all blame, they would demand he be given a medal for valiantly fighting the “woke” iceberg.

Finally Interrupting insanity for facts: Per Bureau of Labor Statistics; USA lost 2.7 million jobs during Trump’s presidency. If the pandemic months are excluded, he added 6.7 million jobs. By contrast, 15.4 million jobs were added during Biden’s presidency. Democrats deliver!

A day late

October 16, 2024

9-0 for the Los Angeles Dodgers over the NY Mets in game to some makes the NLCS feel like it’s over.

Remembering when a certain series felt like it was over after a 16-4 game.

Yep, game five, World Series. SF Giants vs the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in 2002.

Meanwhile, David McCormick, who is running for US Senate in Pennsylvania while living in oonnecticut, went to an NFL tailgate ih Philadelphia. Then posted pictures talking about cheering on … the Steelers.

This is like going to a fundraiser Sunday in San Francisco and talking about how you were rooting tonight for the Dodgers.
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Sure looking like it may have been not that the New Orleans Saints were that good. But that the Dallas Cowboys are that bad. #WhoDat

Trump scary quote getting attention about “people from within, we have some very bad people, sick people, radical left lunatics. And it should be easily handled by National Guard, or if really necessary, by the military,”

Buts even scarier. Who does he single out? “thing that’s tougher to handle are these lunatics that we have inside, like Adam Schiff.”

Whatever you think of Schiff, even most Republicans wouldn’t call him a “radical left lunatic.”

NY Times poll of Latino voters including immigrants found many don’t believe Trump is referring to people like them when he talks about immigrants. Got news for them; only immigrants safe under Trump’s proposed deportations are white men & beautiful women who will marry old men

Speaker Mike Johnson says that there was a peaceful transfer of power despite January 6.

Try telling a police officer that it was fine that you were driving drunk or driving 100 mph because you didn’t actually crash.

President Biden was in Florida today. A state probably as likely to vote for Harris as California is to vote for Trump. Joe announced additional $612 million to support communities unplaced by recent hurricanes. No insults, no threats. It’s so nice having a real President.

ETTD?

October 12, 2024


The Detroit Tigers were doing great until Donald Trump came to town.

Undefeated Penn State needed a 14 point rally and a Trojans missed FG in OT to hold on against USC. Previously undefeated Ohio State lost to Oregon

Wonder how the Big Ten feels these days about adding four West Coast schools..

Tom Brady, 47, is expected to be approved now as a minority owner of the Oakland Raiders. Wonder if owning a piece of the team will entitle him to play in a few fourth quarters?

Wrap your head around this. Donald Trump attacks Kamala Harris because as a loyal VP she said she wouldn’t have done anything differently than President Biden. Meanwhile Donald’s own running mate is too scared just to tell the truth that Trump lost the 2020 election.

Why are we surprised that J.D. Vance refuses to say President Biden won the election? You KNOW it was the first question on Velveeta Voldemort’s VP vetting list.

Thinking these days John McCain would be almost as disappointed in his daughter as he would be of Lindsey Graham.

Right wing media loves to dredge up decades-old comments/behavior from politicians.

Fox News et al, you missed one. “I hate the police. Given the number of negative experiences I’ve had in the past few years, I can’t imagine what a black guy goes through.” J.D. Vance, an email to a friend, 2014

‘Chris Christie ” there’s no question that inside my party in particular, there is no longer the water’s edge. Everything is politicized. And when you add to it not only Trump’s willingness but seeming inability to avoid lying about everything — the combination of the two are toxic to the political environment generally, but they are really toxic to the human environment in a disaster.”

So uh Chris, why not endorse Kamala?

Four days since the story broke (and was confirmed by the Kremlin), that Donald Trump sent scarce COVID testing machines in early 2020 to Vladmir Putin.

It’s not that Fox News is trying to put a positive spin on the story. They haven’t even mentioned the story.

It’s never over

October 10, 2024

If you stopped watching the WNBA after Caitlin Clark’s Indiana Fever were eliminated, you’re missing some really good basketball. The Minnesota Linx were down 15 (!)with less than five minutes remaining in regulation, and won in OT.

The miuch disliked Pohlad family is selling the Minnesota Twins.

Don’t follow the Minnesota Twins closely but gather this is good news for Twins fans. Now if A’s owner John Fisher will do the same thing.

onald Trump shows up in Detroit, tells many lies, including about how bad the city is, and the Tigers lose a lead late in a potential series clinching ALDS game. Almost as if #ETTD

Soo many lies going around about FEMA response, amplified by Donald Trump.

Fox News, watched by many GOP, if they actually cared about life, could debunk lies for their viewers & readers. But they don’t.

Fox would rather have people die than have FEMA & Biden-Harris look good.

Meanwhile, ICYMI with Hurricane Milton, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is SUING television stations for airing a paid ad for the abortion amendment on the November ballot he dislikes. If you wanted an idea of what life would be like with Trump back in the White House, watch Florida.

There’s a recall over listeria of almost 10 million pounds of BrucePac, ready-to-eat meat and poultry products.

But come on, it’s only science. Waiting for Trump to tell his followers eat recalled meat, own the libs

Great Dark Brandon energy from Joe Biden today, when asked if he’d talked to Trump “Are you kidding me? Trump, get a life man, help these people.” Asked on holding Donald accountable. “The public will hold him accountable & YOU press, hold him accountable. You know the truth.”

Barack Obama on Trump, who is claiming now he will be women’s “protector.” “I’ll tell you how he protected you. He picked three judges who overturned Roe V. Wade.” Nailed it.

Give me a bleeping break.

Ron DeathSantis claims he won’t speak to Kamala Harris because as VP and a candidate she has “no role” with hurricane relief. But this morning CANDIDATE Trump released a video bragging that he’s been talking to the Florida Governor. No lie too small.

On the brink?

October 9, 2024

Really Fox Sports? Before the Los Angeles Dodgers-San Diego Padres game. “It has become the most heated rivalry in baseball.” San Francisco Giants fans along with Boston Red Sox- New York Yankees fans would like a word.

Meanwhile NY Mets starter Sean Menaea goes 7 innings with only one run to help leads the Mets to a victory over the Philadelphia Phillies.

If only the SF Giants had a pitcher like that.

Oh wait, never mind. They had Menaea in 2023. 37 appearances, ten starts, and many of them as an “opener.”

Analytics suck.

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The Minnesota Lynx are going to the WNBA finals. The Minnesota Vikings are 5-0

Maybe some of my Minnesota friends are right, the Twins complete collapse out of the MLB playoff race was the price the local fanbase pays for their other successes?

Mitt Romney says he does not want Donald Trump to win the election, but he would not endorse Kamala Harris, saying he wants “to continue to have a voice in the Republican Party.” Uh, Mitt has a voice now in the GOP, he’s just cowardly not using it.

After revelations of several phone calls at least between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin after Donald left office, including in 2024. Tim Walz today “I can guarantee you that Kamala Harris and I do not have dictators on speed dial.”

Michael de Adder was fired in Halifax Nova Scotia, for this cartoon. Think we owe it to him to make it go viral in Canada and in the United States.

Make it make sense: Ron DeSantis says that he’s not answering Kamala’s because as Vice President Harris has had “no role” as in hurricane response for 3 1/2 years But GOP now attacking Harris as actually being the one in charge for everything they dislike over last 3 1/2 years.

Want to imagine what USA would be like under a second Trump administration? T

Take a look at Florida. Where free speech that the governor doesn’t like is a crime.

Ron DeSantis’ administration is threatening to prosecute the media for airing pro-choice ads. Wish this was a joke.

Nowhere lower to go

October 6, 2024

Alabama’s loss to Vanderbil Saturday was the most embarrassing thing to happen to the state since they elected Tommy Tuberville.

40 cars started NASCAR race at Talladega Sunday. A late crash involving 28 of them wiped out most of the field.

Has Trump blamed this on Democrat yet?

As MLB division series started this weekend:. Tigers, Royals & Guardians payrolls total about $298 million between them. Which means all 3 of them together pay their teams less than NY Mets. (not to mention 1/2 billion $ payroll Dodgers would have if they couldn’t play accounting games.)

I am not a Cal fan but that was targeting last night. Second week in a row that Miami gets a gift from ACC officials.

I really don’t care what Melania Trump says at this point, do u?

National Hurricane Center warns that a tropical storm -Melvin – in the Gulf of Mexico could become a major hurricane & hit West Coast of Florida late this week.

Meanwhile, reminder that as Marge 3 Names says Democrats control weather- not a single major storm has hit Mar-A-Lago.

Trump told GOP to tank their own bipartisan border bill so things wouldn’t improve before the election Now has he told Speaker Mike Johnson, whose GOP wouldn’t vote for supplemental FEMA funding, not to call House back in session so more people will suffer before election?

All votes count equally. But media spending most of their energy on “undecideds” at this point is like teachers paying most of their attention to kids who don’t do their homework until the night before.

Even conservative Politico: “Johnson won’t condemn Eric Trump comments blaming Dems for assassination tries.” Never noticed MAGA Mike complaining when Donald calls Harris “evil” and saying “she should be impeached and prosecuted for her actions.”

So Kamala Harris repeated “32 days… 32 days before the election” when her teleprompter went out. I guess MAGAs think she should have rambled about Hannibal Lecter, windmill cancer and water-free bathrooms to sound Presidential?

The VP debate is over and J.D. Vance has done his moderate act in front of millions of viewers he hopes are gullible. Today after the Butler, PA rally, Vance confirms a Trump-Vance administration would defund Planned Parenthood..

It’s great living in a state that actually wants all eligible voters to vote. “This is a message from the California Secretary of State on behalf of County of Santa Clara Registrar of Voters. Your ballot for the upcoming November 5, 2024, General Election has been mailed to you.’

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Michael Che on SNL’s Weekend Update: “Donald Trump refused to release his medical records I bet I know what he’s hiding. But I’m not allowed “dementia it.”

Worth watching

October 5, 2024

WNBA ratings wtthout Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese have been lower for the semi-final playoff rounds than the first round with Clark,, though the NY Liberty and the LV Aces’ first game had more viewers than any of last season’s finals games

Hoping people keep tuning in. There are some seriously impressive women still playing

(And playing more of a team game than many if not most NBA teams.)

More on money

The Tigers, Royals and Guardians payrolls total about $298. million between them.

Which means all three of them together pay their players less than the NY Mets.

(not to mention the half billion payroll the Dodgers would have if they couldn’t play accounting games.)

Meanwhile over on MSNBC… Katy Tur whining she went out in New York City & spent $30 on salad w/ tuna “down the street.” Where the heck is Katy going for lunch? (MSNBC is in Rockefeller Center. A number of great food trucks within a block or too, and places like Ess-a-Bagel with great bagel tuna salad sandwiches around $10

Just spent some time on Fox News website.

You can find lies by Musk on FEMA, stories on Halloween fast food items &, something about Will Farrell’s trans friend. What you can’t find. That the port strike is over, and that the Sept. jobs report was fantastic.

Meanwhile WTF CNN? Biden comes out for a cheerful (and excellent) surprise appearance in the White House press room.

And CNN starts talking about how he hurt Kamala Harris by appearing at the same time as her Michigan rally. How about STFU and show Harris’s speech on tape delay?

As Trump talks about the missing people after Helene “never seen anything where the numbers are so large…” So Donald is saying he completely forgot about Katrina? Or he doesn’t care because so many of the victims were people of color

Pople trying to survive natural disasters need hope. FEMA & Biden-Harris adminstration working nonstop to help. Trump/MAGA GOP lies told to hurt Democrats also cause despair among Hurricane Helene victims who believe no one is trying to help them.


While Trump & GOP attack Biden administration with lies about Helene, reminder, in 2017, Trump turned down 99% of aid North Carolina requested after Hurricane Matthew.

Everything MAGA Republicans don’t like they say is fake.” – Dark Brandon nailed it.

This Amy Klobuchar tweet from 2020 perfectly sums up Liz Cheney standing with Kamala Harris today!

“Courage these days is not standing by yourself in the corner of a boxing ring throwing punches. Courage is whether you’re willing to stand next to someone you don’t always agree with for the betterment of this country.”

So close

October 4, 2024

Mets -Brewers game for a while was a painful reminder of the season for SF Giants fans because no team could get a hit with RISP. Then Brewers took 2-0 lead (from back to back home runs) in the 7th into the 9th, and SFGiants fans got flashbacks to Camilo Doval.

Mets have the highest payroll in MLB (with the help of Ohtani’s creative math in Los Angeles.)

Dodgers and Phillies are 4th and 5th in the top five (others are Astros & Yankees.) Padres are 15th.

Meanwhile in AL, other than NY, remaining playoff teams are Royals, 20th, Guardians, 23rd, Tigers 26th.

In case you want to root for teams who will not or cannot buy a title.

For some reason, Fox News not only did not cover Liz Cheney’s speech endorsing Kamala Harris, but also after regular commentary trying to blame Biden and Harris for the port strike, is not covering on their website tonight that the ILA has reached an agreement to go back to work.

North Carolina Republicans won state legislature in 2010 & have gerrymandered it to keep control. They regularly pass bills against building and environmental regularations (along with bills against abortion and voting rights. Just one month ago, Govenor Roy Cooper vetoed their “building code regulatory reform bill” over safety concerns. But lawmakers overrode it.

Bruce Springsteen has endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. The Boss has spoken.

Your move, Chris Christie.

Susan Rice great tonight on with Lawrence O’Donnell calls Donald Trump a “surrender monkey” and calls him America’s Neville Chamberlain.

Not quite true though. Neville Chamberlain did some good things in his life.

Well give Trump credit for accomplishing one thing most of us thought was impossible Kamala Harris saying “Can we hear it for Liz Cheney?”

Liz Cheney talking about her childhood as a young Republican: “I was a Republican even before Donald Trump started spray-tanning.”

For all that Trump complains about the evidence Jack Smith released about a month before the election, remember this: If Donald hadn’t been fighting to delay the trial for years, it would have been over by now

Trump saying today in Michigian ” if I thought I lost I wouldn’t be doing it – running- again. If I thought I lost I’d be on the beaches of Monte Carlo or something…” “Beaches of Monte Carlo? – A real man of the people.

(and ask any travel agent. Many reasons to go to Monte Carlo… wouldn’t put beaches in the top ten.)

Any airtime or stories about Melania Trump now are just distractions from the fact her husband violently tried to overthrow the 2020 election. Period.

CNN piece today questioning the “Republicans for Harris” campaigning Democrats are doing, including with Liz Cheney, and saying, GOP isn’t doing the same with “Democrats for Trump.” Maybe because there basically AREN’T any Democrats for Trump, .

Falling

October 3, 2024

Four wild card series in Major League Baseball, three of them ended up in sweeps.

So baseball fans go from four games a day, to one game Thursday, and nothing Friday until the ALDS and NLDS start Saturday.

A warning we are less than month away from, as A. Bartlett Giamatti wrote  “The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone..

ESPN reports, “two NFL teams high on Davante Adams’ wish list of places to land if he’s traded — if not at the very top — are the NY Jets and New Orleans Saints.”

The Saints have Derek Carr, Adams’ former teammate at Fresno State and with the Raiders.. Davante Adams is a Palo Alto High School graduate )across the street from Stanford) Maybe Adams could get over Aaron Rodgers being a Cal guy, but hope he’s smart enough not to want to play for someone so anti-science.

How much must it be infuriating Trump, that for all the lies J.D. Vance told, he came off as smarter and more likable than Donald?

If you care more about what month in 1989 Tim Walz was in China, than you do about J.D. Vance lying about LEGAL immigrants not only being illegal but also eating Americans’ pets…you just might be a cult member. Or on staff at Axios, and other US media.

Tim Walz may not be a great debater, but he came off as a guy you’d want to have a beer with.

J.D. Vance is the man who if he sits down next to you at the bar, you cover your drink if you leave for the ladies’ room.

Nancy Pelosi on the subject of reproductive freedom “I had 5 children in 6 years…it’s wonderful for me but not for me to decide what other people should do, nor is it up to Trump and Vance….”

“I’m really grateful to Mike Pence.” Cassidy Hutchinson tonight on “The Last Word.”

A sentence millions of Americans, including me, never expected to agree with.

Lara Trump on Donald insulting the intelligence of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. “This is Donald Trump… And obviously, he’s kind of joking around there with the crowd at a Trump rally when he says those things.” Trump. Does. Not. Joke.

Make them riot” “Do it!!” – Why are those two sentences not front page headlines?

And the last word shall be first

October 2, 2024

Jasmine Crockett on how J.D Vance says Republicans need to talk about reproductive rights the right way.

“The problem isn’t how you talk about it. The problem is what you’ve done about it.”

#Bam🔥

Molly Ivins would have loved Jasmine Crockett.

Amy Klobuchar on J.D. Vance saying “my heart goes out”, including to a woman bleeding out on a hospital floor after Roe V. Wade was overturned. “Your heart may go out, but your policies are heartless.”

Asked about Trump & Jan 6. J.D. Vance responded” “We’re focused on the future.” Reminds me of Mark McGwire back in steroid days “I’m not here to talk about the past.” Except with McGwire it was just home run record being broken. With Trump on Jan 6, it was our democracy that almost fell.

The gender gap was already historic in this election. What’s the record for the lowest percentage of women voting for a Presidential ticket? J.D. Vance is helping Trump-Vance aim for that record.

“We’re not pro-abortion, we’re pro-women.” I love Tim Walz

Walz talking how Trump on Roe v. Wade and reproductive rights said that the states will decide. “That’s not how this works.” Exactly. In the UNITED States of America, your zip code should not determine your rights .

Vance keeps talking about what a great job he claimed Donald Trump did. Once more for those in the back: And in language the former Apprentice host would get. American voters said to “Donald Trump – you’re fired.”

J.D. Vance – “More security in schools is the answer.” That worked out so well in Uvalde.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

Can someone ask one of his surrogates a simple question. Do you honestly believe Donald Trump is currently in his right mind?

Trump saved Obamacare like he will protect women.

Folks, this isn’t hard. J.D. Vance claimed he hated Trump Now he claims he loves Trump. J.D. Vance claimed he’s 100% anti-abortion. Now he claims his heart goes out to women. J.D. Vance cares about power. If you care about your rights, vote Harris-Walz.


If Trump supporters had hanged Mike Pence, J.D. Vance would say his heart goes out to Pence’s family… But he’d still have accepted being Donald’s running mate. And he’d still have said Trump did nothing wrong on January 6.-

As Vance talks about Americans wanting better leadership in the White House, does he think we forgot that we already know what it’s like to have Trump in the White House? And we fired him.

And let’s not forget. J.D. Vance doesn’t want to talk details about implementing mass deportation. He was asked twice.

He knows his boss’s plan is cruel and impossible. He also knows how many Republicans count on staffing their businesses and homes with cheap immigrant labor.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

President Biden will fly over Asheville to survey the damage because Mayor doesn’t want to shut only the open road from airport down to accommodate his motorcade. We know Trump if he were President in an election year would insist on the photo op.

As Iran launches a missile attack on Israel, your reminder, dictators across the world want Donald Trump in charge of the United States. Because he will tell them, as he has told Russia, to do “whatever the hell you want.”

Orioles 1-5 with RISP in scoring position. In a 1-0 loss in the first game of the AL Wild Card series against the Kansas City Royals. And that one hit only got a runner at second to third.

Baltimore colors are orange and black. Felt a bit too famiilar for SF Giants fans.

Hey Detroit Tigers fans. You can borrow the terms “Torture” and “Laugher” for the duration of your 2024 postseason. Sincerely, SF Giants fans who empathize.

Imagine if before baseball playoffs or major sporting event or even a reality television competition, one team or contestant constantly claimed they would win and if they lost it was cheating & they wouldn’t accept it.

We’d change the channel.

Storms ahead

September 26, 2024

As we approach the MLB postseason

If you are looking for a team to root for in the playoffs.

In the bottom 10 of MLB payrolls

21. Royals, $115,257,261

23. Brewers $105,833.094

24. Tigers $103,834,833

27. Orioles $94,520,400

28. Guardians $93,333,629

OTOH

Top 5, Mets − $305,624,274

Yankees − $303,322,047

Dodgers − $249,823,654

Phillies − $243,476,617

Astros − $236,524,482

-As an SF Giants fan whose team was at one point the worst in baseball hitting with RISP, must admit I felt for Minnesota Twins fans tonight. Winning run on 2nd and/or 3rd in 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th. And still managed to lose in 13 to the 100 loss Marlins.

Stanford supposed to fly to South Carolina to play Clemson on Saturday. Since it’s all charter planes anyway for football teams why doesn’t Clemson just come to California? We have a perfectly good stadium and sunshine this weekend.

For days forecasters have been saying Helene could be biggest hurricane EVER in parts of Florida, even inland. And reports are many people haven’t evacuated since hurricanes were never problem before. Maybe if Deathsantis hadn’t banned using term “climate change” in Florida.

As Hurricane Helene bore down upon Florida, Joe Biden has already (2 days ago) approved federal disaster relief, unconditionally, without threats or attacks on a state that didn’t vote for him. It’s so nice having a President.

(Got the the usual bots & trolls attacking me on social media for pointing out that Biden was helping Florida… many of them made comments like “well, it’s bare minimum,” or “how could you make it political.” Did they forget or not see that Trump says he will withhold disaster aid from California?)

Reports from a couple Florida friends that Ron DeSantis didn’t make toll roads free today in Florida ahead of Hurricane Helene. If true, evacuees will have insult added to injury by having to pay for their escapes. And would be very on brand.

Has FLORIDA RESIDENT Donald Trump said one positive thing or even written a message of hope for his state during one of their worst hurricanes ever?

(I’ll wait.)

Fox News and other right wing media were all over Kamala Harris wearing an $800 pair of earrings at the DNC. For some reason they seem to have missed that Donald Trump is hawking $100,000 watches.

Indicted by the Feds.

Eric Adams

Robert Menendez

Hunter Biden

Donald Trump.

But tell me how Joe Biden has weaponized the DOJ against Republicans?

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Stephen Colbert on Pete Buttigieg playing J.D. Vance in debate prep for Tim Walz. “Must be difficult for Buttigieg to get into character.. since Vance has none.”

Women lead

September 25, 2024

Former San Antonio Spurs asst coach Becky Hammon, a Gregg Popovich protege, interviewed repeatedly for NBA head coaching jobs. She never got an offer; whisper was she “wasn’t head coaching material.” Mark Davis paid her $1 million to coach the Las Vegas Aces.

Result, repeat WNBA championships.

And a first round sweep tonight.

Los Angeles Dodgers, down 4-2 with two on, nobody out in bottom of the 9th, ground into game ending triple play (!) to lose to the San Diego Padres. No punch line. as an SF Giants fan I just like reporting that.

Speaker Mike Johnson says GOP House will certify the election, “if it’s a free and fair election.” Translation. Republicans are only agreeing to accept the election results if they win.

Imagine, seriously, if sports fans said they would accept the outcome of games, only if THEIR teams won.

On the Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked Canadian PM Justin Trudeau on Americans crossing border for lower drug prices. “We’re happy to try to help you out, but would be really easier if you guys had Universal Health Care.

If US only cared about health as much as gun rights.

Trump bragging on how he will take care of women by eliminating their rights: “You will no longer have anxiety from all the problems our country has today… You will be protected, & will be your protector.” Trump isn’t running for President. He’s running for Stalker in Chief.

But seriously wrap your head around this:

A candidate for President has been found guilty of sexual assault and denies dozens of accusations from others by saying things like “she would not be the chosen one.” That same candidate now calls himself “a protector of women.”

Just saying for anyone who knows someone in Texas. Avote for Colin Allred is not only a vote to send Ted Cruz back to Texas, (or Canada)

It’s also a vote to keep Mitch McConnell’s GOP replacement from being Senate Majority Leader. And a vote to keep GOP from refusing to confirm judicial nominees even if Kamala Harris is elected.


Anyone who knows the history of the Holocaust knows… It didn’t start with Nazi death camps. It started with serial numbers, registration, demonizing non-Aryans, punishing dissidents and political enemies…

If you want to know how unhinged Trump’s latest speech today was don’t take my word for it. Go to Fox News website. They aren’t even mentioning it.

(not the first time either.)

Mitch McConnell actually spoke today on the Senate floor about Democrats trying to destroy the legitimacy of the Supreme Court. Funeral services for satire are pending.

Joe Manchin having hissy fit & won’t endorse Kamala Harris, because she supports ending filibuster to codify Roe V. Wade. “Shame on her. She knows the filibuster is the holy grail of democracy.” What will Manchin say if GOP takes back Senate & eliminates filibuster on day 1?

So since Trump is promising everything else why hasn’t he said if he were President he’d Sharpie the hurricane away from Florida?

And the first shall be last…

September 23, 2024

As a Saints fan in the San Francisco Bay area it was tough to watch New Orleans snatch defeat from the jaws of victory Sunday.

49ers. “Hold our beer.”


Meanwhile the SF Giants have won six of seven and are making a late season push towards .500…. (damaging playoff hopes of other teams in the process.)

As a New Orleans Saints fan still bitter about that NFC Championship loss to the Rams, nonetheless remember, Saints were up 17-0 in the first half before LA coach Sean McVay called for a successful fake punt… Did SF 49ers staff not remember it?

Republicans saying “let the states decide” on Roe v Wade, are really saying “We are perfectly fine taking rights away from AMERICAN women and girls simply based on where they are born.”

Rachel Maddow has clip of Ohio Senate candidate Moreno saying it’s “a little crazy” for women over 50 to care about abortion. I’m 65. I care VERY much about reproductive rights. Bernie Moreno can go perform a sexual act upon himself that will not result in pregnancy.

Donald Trump, who used to be friends with Oprah Winfrey decades ago, ranted yesterday “I couldn’t help but think this isn’t the real Oprah.” Trump used to be a Democrat. She could say the same about him.

As neither Trump nor Vance will condemn Mark Robinson now, your reminder he’s PUBLICLY said some pretty awful things before now.

“Once a woman is pregnant it’s not her body anymore.” Homosexuality is “filth,” “It’s is time for us to get back and start reading some of those quotes” (from Hitler, Stalin etc..)

Ana Navarro nails it. “Melania Trump being paid $237,500 for Mar-A-Lago speech, Donald selling selling cheap Christmas ornaments for $90… I find it incredibly tacky… preying on poor people to fund their luxury…turning Mar-A-Lago & campaign into the Home Shopping Network”

Trump today said that California has blackouts and brownouts every single day.

California voter here. Can’t remember the last time we lost power.

So no Donald, you’re confused, that would be Texas.

.D Vance asked about Mark Robinson ” “I don’t not believe him, I don’t believe him—I just think that you have to let these things sometimes play out in the court of public opinion.” – So what kind of dressing goes with this word salad?

As Mark Robinson continues to insist the credible allegations against him are false…

Wouldn’t we all want to know how many IT professionals who work for Republicans are getting the question today “How do you delete your browser history?

On Sept 18, Trump said that he planned to visit Springfield, Ohio in the next two weeks. Now he says he’s not going. So this was a “big beautiful healthcare plan” or “policy on mifepristone” kind of two weeks. He should have said he had the “concept” of a visit.

Can we STOP this narrative that Americans know what a Donald Trump presidency would be like? We know what Trump’s FIRST term was like. When he had guardrails, staff around him who reined in his worst impulses. None of those people will be there to save us in a second term.

Seriously GOP? They agreed to fund govt through Dec 20 in exchange for additional Secret Service funding. Also GOP; called on Secretary Mayorkas, since DHS oversees Secret Service, to shift resources to ease strain. So GOP can claim Dems don’t have enough agents on the border?

JD Vance fundraising email:

“I’m going to ask you to make a small sacrifice for President Trump, one that I know he would absolutely make for you too.” “One that I know he would absolutely make for you too.?!

” How many comedy writers dream of writing a line as funny as that?

From UK Times Magazine, quoting JD Vance in 2022. “I think what Trump should do, if i was giving him 1 piece of advice: fire every single mid-level bureaucrat, every civil servant in the administrative state, replace them with our people.” Saying the project 2025 part out loud.

Think you don’t care about politics? I

f you or someone in your family works for the federal goverment, even in a nonpolitical roll, and Trump gets back in the White House, you will probably have to sign a loyalty oath to him or be fired. And yes, he’s saying this out loud.

Race to the bottom

September 21, 2024

The Chicago White Sox now have the modern day American League record for losses – 119 – set by the 2003 Detroit Tigers. One more will tie the 120 losses by the 1962 expansion NY Mets.

Seven games left. It’s good to have achievable goals.

So the Bears fans are great on social media, but tonight was an object lesson in why it’s never a smart idea for Stanford fans to root for Cal… They SHOULD have stopped that d*mn FSU chop. Too many penalties, missed red zone chances and 2 missed FGs.

Trump says he won the debate against Kamala Harris. If he really thought he’d won the debate he’d be accepting the CNN debate, and asking for at least one more. Donald lost And HE KNOWS it.

At Trump’s North Carolina Rally, he introduced his 5 year old granddaughter.

‘Her name is Carolina and she’s beautiful and she’s sweet and she doesn’t know how evil life is – she hasn’t experienced it yet.”

“How evil life is? About and in front of a 5 year old? Beyond weird.

If you have a few seconds, go to http://JimJordan24.com

Sometimes I love American ingenuity.

Almost impossible to do but by comparison –
J.D. Vance actually makes Ted Cruz look less weird.

An AP story on early voting quoted a Trump voter in Minnesota saying “Not that I like him, but he’s a business person, and I like someone who can run a business,” Guessing Fox News hasn’t ever mentioned just how many businesses Trump has run into the ground.

In 2020 in North Carolina, Democrat Cal Cunningham was leading in US Senate race against Republican Thom Tillis. Then Cal was caught sexting a woman and having an affair summer before election. He lost Some of the stupidest behavior for a would be NC leader in memory. Mark Robinson “hold my beer.”

While Kamala Harris accepted a CNN invitation for a second debate, today Trump said it was “too late” to have another debate. Translation = Donald doesn’t want to be embarrassed again on national television.

Trump says he can’t do another debate with Harris because it’s too late, people are already voting. But Donald had no problem ramming through his SCOTUS pick after RBG died in Sept 2020,

When as Amy Klobuchar in a brilliant rant in the Judiciary committee against Ted Cruz said “people are voting right now.”

Unpacked 12

September 19, 2024

So as the college football conference schedule gets into full swing- Stanford plays Friday in Syracuse… UCLA plays LSU, and USC plays Michigan… Can we blame Trump?

JD Vance says of Haitians who immigrated legally to Ohio “I’m still gonna call them illegal aliens.” Imagine if any Democrat made that kind of statement about legal Immigrants from India – like Vance’s in-laws?

Person with “self-trained bomb-detecting dog” accused of falsely reporting threat at Trump rally.

There was NO bomb threat at Trump’s rally.

But yes there have been bomb threats in Springfield Ohio due to Trump’s lies about immigrant

In 2000, lawyer John Roberts, who assisted George W. in Bush v. Gore, ADOPTED his 2 children, a boy & girl born 5 months apart.

So by Sarah Sanders & J.D. Vance standards, he has “nothing” keeping him humble, & should barely have right to vote, let alone be SCOTUS Chief Justice

As Senate GOP again blocked bill to guarantee access to IVF nationwide – Senate Whip John Thune says he ‘doesn’t know of any GOP not in favor of IVF, Mandate part, that’s a challenging issue….

” Translation, if voters put Republicans in control we’ll find a reason to ban IVF.

Question of the day. J.D. Vance has admitting to having “created” the story about immigrants eating pets to get the media to pay attention. So what OTHER stories have J.D and Donald created where they haven’t been caught in the lie yet?

Tommy Tuberville issued a statement saying that the Fed had no right to cut interest rates this close to an election and claims Jay Powell is just trying to “tip the election to Kamala Harris.”

No matter that lower interest rates benefit most Americans.

Coach Tuberville is a Senator who is supposed to be working for America. Instead he’s rooting for us to lose. What team is he on?


Your reminder that while Fox News and other pundits are screaming about the need to provide more security to Donald Trump, that for the past few years are have also been complaining about spending taxpayer money to build a security fence around President Biden’s Delaware beach home.

-Trump pretending he has nothing to do with Project 2025 is another of the Trump Vance created stories.

Donald Trump Jr sent out an email with the headline –

“Agencies ignored red flags on Trump shooter.”

1. He didn’t actually shoot.

2. So now would his dad like to talk about gun control red flag laws?

Donald Trump, who took away the SALT deduction in large part to punish blue states, now says he will bring it back if voters re-elect him. I believe the punchline to this bad joke is “You knew I was a snake when you picked me up.” #VoteBlue

Who done dat?

September 16, 2024

“Just the way we expected Sunday’s game against the Cowboys to go” said no honest Saints fan.

But for the residents of 49 states outside of Texas and maybe those in Houston too, that was a serious beat down of self-proclaimed “America’s Team” and Jerry Jones by the New Orleans Saints. 44-19. You’re welcome.

WNBA playoffs start next Sunday.

Wonder if they will join the list of leagues whose playoffs outdraw at least early round playoffs for Major League Baseball?

Philadelphia Inquirer with nominee for headline of the year!.

“Kristi Noem, who shot her dog, is stumping for Trump in Pa. after he claimed that immigrants are eating pets.”

Brittany Mahomes apparently is rethinking her support of Donald Trump after he posted “I hate Taylor Swift.” (Mahomes and Swift have become friends.)

I’m a Democrat, I believe in education. So hope Brittany has learned something. If not yet perhaps she should read up on what Trump and Vance are saying about people who aren’t white. and Brittany and Patrick do have mixed-race children.

Washington Post out with a story saying that Secret Service warned Trump early in his Presidency that photographers could shoot long range pictures of him golfing, and that similarly, someone with a gun might be able to get access.

He didn’t want to stop golfing. Or close his clubs when he was on the premises. Secret Service COULD close off Trump’s clubs completely to the public. But Donald still doesn’t want this. He wants to be able to make lots of money from the public visiting his clubs. And he wants the adulation from rich acolytes.

Louisiana requires 10 Commandments to be posted in public schools. Many GOP want them in all schools. How about posting them in the US Senate?

Starting with JD Vance’s office.

Number 9 -“You shall not give false witness against your neighbor.”

Trump today blaming Biden and Harris saying “their rhetoric is causing me to be shot at…”

At the same his VP admits to making up stories that are harming innocent Haitians, Donald calling Biden & Harris “evil” and saying “I hate Taylor Swift.”

Since the white man in Florida who apparently wanted to shoot at Trump was a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, is NOW a good time to talk about sensible gun control reform?


Candice Bergen at Emmy’s mentioned Dan Quayle criticizing TV show “Murphy Brown” after Murphy, unmarried & pregnant, decided to keep her baby.

“Today Republican candidate for vice president would never attack a woman for having kids. So as they say, my work here is done. Meow.”

Finally saw the interview with J.D. Vance seriously sneering while he tells Dana Bash that he created the story about pets being eaten.

While he lied about the Haitians being there illegally…. (they are LEGAL migrants.) J.D. Vance really hates women

Mitt Romney, who says he is not voting for Trump, was asked again about supporting Harris, Romney said: “I don’t have anything on that at this stage.”

So uh, Mitt, what would it take?

Why does media act so shocked that the suspect knew Trump would be golfing. Surely it’s obvious when his plane lands and/or when Donald is at Mar-A-Lago due to added security. And if he’s home during the day, if he’s not ranting on social media, he golfs.

Worse and worser

September 12, 2024

Billionaire Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, says”the “year has been very painful for all,” in a statement released today after the White Sox lost their 114th game.

And then did he get in his private plane and fly home?

As the White Sox may break the 1962 Mets modern record for the most losses., here’s what Reinsdorf is probably really thinking… “Maybe no one will notice becauee I’m not John Fisher.”.

Please do not adjust your set, yes, the SF Giants put up 13 runs on the first place Milwaukee Brewers Wednesday night in an 13-2 win.

(Giants fans hope this means the team doesn’t get shut out for the rest of the week.)


You think you have a tough job. Imagine being a Trump surrogate Wednesday morning.

Trump is big mad over Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris. “I actually like Mrs. Mahomes much better.”

How long until Donald says his daughter-in-law Lara Trump is a better singer?

Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, a conservative Republican, today rebutted the Haitians eating pets lie, and said he spoke to the mayor of Springfield, Ohio who said the rumor wasn’t true. So what happened? MAGAs on social media are attacking DeWine. It’s a cult.

Heard a GOP pundit brush off the debate as “With Trump you know what you’re doing to get.” But wasn’t the whole point of GOP attacks on President Biden that Joe was getting older with cognitive decline. And DonOld Trump is a 78 year old man with an unhealthy lifestyle.

‘This was my best debate ever. I thought it was very good.” Quote from Donald Trump after last night’s debate.

So is he somehow trying to avoid losing by proving that he’s too old to run for President.

Seriously in the old Twitter days a comment like Elon Musk made to Taylor Swift would have gotten his account suspended.

(What he said – “Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life,”

Getting closer NY Times.. “During the debate, Donald Trump used a false charge to attack Kamala Harris for her support of abortion rights.” But “used a false charge” is ungainly & takes up four words. How about “Donald Trump LIED?”

Gone guy

September 11, 2024

So not much good news tonight for the SF Giants, four hits, none with RISP in a 3-2 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.

But ,tonight was the last night they apparently will ever wear the City Connect Orange Creamsicle uniforms. #Smallmercies IYKYK

Iterrupt debate talk for some bipartisan outrage. Trader Joe’s is selling ‘Pumpkin Spice Chardonnay.” No joke

#JustSayNo

Sen. John Cornyn, who knows better, whining today that Dems prioritizing confirming judges over Defense authorization bill. 1. If GOP didn’t demand performative votes Biden could get judges confirmed faster. 2. Where was Cornyn when Tuberville was holding up military promotions?

1. It’s already illegal for noncitizens to vote. 2. Imagine if Dems announced plan to force rural white working class voters in red states to pay for certified copies of birth certificates NOW to vote in November. GOP would be livid. Some people don’t want some people to vote.

“I have the concepts of a plan.” What happened to the big beautiful healthcare plan Trump was going to unveil in two weeks?

Was a delegate to the California Democratic convention in San Francisco. When Tulsi Gabbard was a Democrat. Suffice it to say her speech was an indication of how well she’d do as Trump’s debate coach.

Donald, tonight”I have nothing to do with Project 2025.” “I didn’t read it.” Well the second Trump statement is true.


JD Vance went from a Never-Trumper to a supporter to a full on cult-member. And tonight in the debate Donald repaid his running mate for his loyalty. Asked about signing Vance’s statement Trump would sign an abortion ban, Donald said ‘I haven’t talked to J.D. about that…”

Anyone got an “under the bus” tally for this year’s Trump campaign


Forget the have a beer test – which of these two candidates would you trust to to catsit your cat?

Viktor Orban, the dictator President of Hungary is the leader Trump is using as a reference? WTAF?

So how many big strong men with tears in their eyes will Trump say “Sir You Won the Debate” tomorrow?

f you don’t already love Minnesota Governor and future VP Tim Walz. “Trump can’t at nearly 80 years old do something I told my fourth graders. When you lose a game you go shake hands and congratulate the other person and move on.”

Tariffs are a sales tax. Tariffs are a sales tax. Tariffs are a sales tax.

Once again for those in the back. Tariffs are a sales tax.

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Yes, people have varying reasons for still being “Undecided” in November. But why do I feel a bit like we’re rewarding the kids in class who didn’t do their homework and now are scrambling to get it done at the last minute?

Only real winners on Trump side of the debate -those who bet he wouldn’t mention “the late great Hannibal Lecter.”

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As someone who has long considered Ted Cruz the worst person in the Senate, I must confess I really underestimated the awfulness of J.D. Vance.

Debate Eve.

September 10, 2024

So will Trump and his good buddy billionaire Jets owner Woody Johnson claim the SF 49ers stole tonight’s Monday Night Football game and try to start a riot at Levi’s Stadium?

Johnson actually before the game told a reporter than the game was the only reason to go to San Francisco..

The 49ers actually play in Santa Clara. But maybe Woody got lucky, went to SF by mistake, and missed the game?

The Kamala Harris Donald Trump debate is tonight.

No doubt media will be armed with every thing Kamala Harris has ever said so they can explain to us how she said something contradictory to a position she had in a high school debate.

Whereas with Donald Trump, its as if they think factchecking is like trying to bail a sinking boat with a teacup, so why bother?

People who simply signed a petition to put Amendment Four, abortion rights on the ballot are getting visits from Ron DeSantis’ “election police” Allegedly to check for fraud.

DESantis’s “election police” are accompanied by real police. (All at Taxpayer expense) Or should we call them Florida gestapo?

(And it’s not isolated – DeSantis’s secretary of state has ordered elections supervisors in at least four counties to review at least 36,000 petition forms that had already been verified months ago

Hey folks. – As GOP talks about shutting down the government to stop nonciizens from voting:

1. GOP is lying about there being a problem with noncitizens voting.

2. Voting as a noncitizen is already illegal.

3. Passports are expensive. And a certified copy of your birthday certificate is at least $25-30.

4. Their sham bill, on top of everything else, is a poll tax. Why isn’t media covering this more?

And as GOP lies that USA has problem with noncitizens voting, do they realize how difficult it can be to prove citizenship, espec. for older rural voters. You need passport or a CERTIFIED birth certificate. Guessing many red state voters don’t have or can’t find that proof.

Can’t be said enough. All these people who are opposing Trump and endorsing Harris from Donald’s first administration…. are people he himself originally HIRED

Brig. General Steve Anderson, who with other former senior military officials endorsed Kamala Harris, points out today that Donald Trump would not even be eligible to JOIN the military, let alone lead it. “How did the Nazis rise to power? Because good people didn’t speak up.”

Meanwhile the Biden adminstration just finalized a rule requiring insurers to pay for mental health like they do physical ailments.


Wish this got more coverage

GOP always talks about mental health after mass shootings. But they don’t do a darn thing to help Americans get mental health care. Democrats get things DONE. But competence isn’t clickbait.

Okay CNN, your headline writer actually nailed it for Monday am. Hope this is a trend: “Trump warms up for debate by threatening to jail election officials.”

Au revoir Olympics

August 11, 2024

As the games move in 2028 to Los Angeles, a question. What excuse will NBC use for showing all the games on a tape-delay basis in the US?

And Team USA hung on for a 67-66 victory today in the Gold medal game against France when France’s Gabby Williams hit a buzzer-beater at the end of the game, with her foot ON the three-point line, making it a two point shot.

Besides being happy forTteam USA winning the Gold, many of us can also be happy we don’t have to hear four years of “if they had only put Caitlin Clark on the team..”

(And I love Caitlin Clark. But yeah, enough.)

So has Donald Trump said yet if he had competed how many Olympic medals he would have won?

Meanwhie, while SF Giants have been winning dramatic late inning games lately, since the All-Star break they’ve been hitting .192 with RISP, (runners in scoring position) ahead of only the Chicago White Sox at .179.

.192? Though perhaps I speak for other SF Giants fans when I say “Really, that high?”

(they were 3-for-14 with runners in scoring position Sunday)

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Trump now claiming in his fundraising email: 24 HOURS UNTIL THE INTERVIEW OF THE CENTURY (with Elon Musk) Not only will this not be the interview of the century, with Rachel Maddow on Monday it won’t even be the interview of the night.

Trump is more done than an overcooked steak he puts ketchup on at Mar-A-Lago #TrumpIsDone

Death of irony alert for day: J.D. Vance attacks Kamala Harris & Tim Walz “they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better.” Could SOME so-called journalist ask JD how he feels about Trump’s nicknames for rivals?

Death of irony alert for day:

J.D. Vance attacks Kamala Harris & Tim Walz “they’re name-calling instead of actually telling the American people how they’re going to make their lives better.”

Some statements don’t even need a punchline.

Since Fox News is asking ‘Who is Tim Walz?” why don’t we let Minnesotans answer question? Which they did in 2022. Walz won re-election by 7.7 %, larger margin than Joe Biden won state by in 2020. They know him, they trust him, they know Walz gets stuff done – with a smile.

GOP loves to claim they support our troops.

But if you DO join the military. They’ll hold up your promotions to make political points. They’ll fight against your veterans’ benefits. And if you go into politics as a Dem, they’ll find a way to attack you over your service.