Posted tagged ‘Japanese astronaut jokes’

It’s almost T.O time…

August 1, 2009

Terrell Owens doesn’t yet have his first catch as a Buffalo Bill, but he has his own cereal, T.O’s “Honey Toasted Oat”s, made by the same New York company that made “Flutie Flakes.” They chose Toasted Oat cereal because T.O. and Flake were redundant.

The cereal has sold well, and apparently tastes great. The worry is that you wake up later with a headache and wonder, “What was I thinking??


Honda had to recall over 400,000 cars because of a safety issue with their airbags. U.S. automakers have a different safety strategy, “Don’t have anyone drive your cars.”

A Japanese astronaut on the space station has taken part in an experiment by wearing the same pair of underwear for an entire month. Big deal, say residents of fraternity houses across America.