Okay, you can’t bring a 4 ounce bottle of moisturizer on a plane, but you can buy a one way cash international ticket at the last minute. Anyone else think that maybe Homeland Security has their priorities just a bit out of whack?
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Faisal Shahzad apparently studied bomb-making in Pakistan. But if he really wanted to make a major bomb he should have gone to Hollywood and studied with the directors of “Gigli.”
(or alternate punchline. Faisal went to Pakistan to learn bomb-making techniques, because he couldn’t get Kevin Costner to tell him how he made Waterworld.”)
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Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell stated in reaffirming his support for off-shore drilling “You know every time there is a airplane crash, we don’t say we don’t fly any airplane anymore.” True, but a single airplane crash doesn’t spread wreckage over several states, and risk destroying both fishing industries and ecosystems.
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So the Red Wings fans throw octopuses on the ice when they win. Now a San Jose Sharks fan has thrown a small shark on the ice after THEIR win. Let’s hope no rabid Boston Bruins fan hears about this.
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The Washington Nationals moved up phenom Stephen Strasburg to AAA. So he’s now as close as you can get to the big leagues without actually being there. Except of course if he were playing for the Orioles.
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The San Francisco Giants won 9-6 in 12 innings, after the bullpen blew a late lead for Tim Lincecum, 4-0, for the second time in two stars. If Lincecum loses the Cy Young, it may be less to do with his competition than with his own relief pitchers.
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Former FEMA director Michael Brown think that Obama came out in favor of oil drilling when he was secretly against it, and then let this oil spill happen so he would have an excuse to shut down future drilling. Even Richard Nixon somewhere is thinking, “man, that’s twisted.”
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