George W. Bush says he will be writing a book after he leaves the White House. Aides told the President that he will probably need a ghost-writer.
Bush’s purported response: Can we get Casper?
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If the book gets published George W. may go into the record books – as the first President to write a book before he reads one.
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Back to sports:
Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants won the Cy Young award Tuesday. He says he hopes to celebrate with a new car. Once he gets his learner’s permit.
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A Chicago writer was the only voter to leave Lincecum off the ballot. What, did he accidentally vote for Barack Obama?
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President Bush said in an interview that he has said some things that he regrets saying. Of course, what most Americans regret hearing him say was:
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
