Left Coast Sports Babe

George W. Bush says he will be writing a book after he leaves the White House.  Aides told the President that he will probably need a ghost-writer.

Bush’s purported response:  Can we get Casper?

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If the book gets published George W.  may go into the record books – as the first President to write a book before he reads one.

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Back to sports:

Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants won the Cy Young award Tuesday.  He says he hopes to celebrate with a new car.  Once he gets his learner’s permit.

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A Chicago writer was the only voter to leave Lincecum off the ballot.  What, did he accidentally vote for Barack Obama?

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President Bush said in an interview that he has said some things that he regrets saying.  Of course, what most Americans regret hearing him say was:

“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”