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Only in America

February 15, 2024

The most American celebration, a Super Bowl parade, and the most American tragedy.

It’s the guns, stupid.

KC Police Chief Stacey Graves: “This is not Kansas City.” Sorry, with the easy availability of guns, this IS Kansas City. And potentially anywhere else in the USA. Especially in states like Missouri with loose gun laws.

Now up to 22 gunshot victims in Kansas City. Eight life-threatening. The fire chief said “they weren’t ready but they were prepared.”

Sadly in a country where we give guns more rights than women, we HAVE to be prepared.

A regular season women’s basketball game. “Tickets as low as $234”

The Caitlin Clark effect is real. As is the record she will break.

Let’s hope it translates into higher salaries for the WNBA.

SF 49ers fired their D-coordinator Steve Wilks after one season. This year the 49ers held Mahomes & Chiefs to 19 points in regulation. In 2020, KC scored 31 points against SF In 2023, KC scored 38 points against Philadelphia. Just saying.

Former UK PM David Cameron has warned US Congress not to repeat mistakes of 1930s by blocking a multi-billion package for Ukraine & “show the weakness displayed against Hitler.” Marge Three Names responded “kiss my a–”. I miss the days when ugly Americans were just tourists.

So have GOP blamed mental illness for today’s mass shooting yet – while simultaneously trying to cut mental health and other funding?

Karen Carpenter was trending tonight on Twitter.

So can I ask again, why aren’t the Carpenters, who were so influential with so many top hits that have stood the test of time, in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet? There are plenty of pop acts in the hall!.

Speaker Mike Johnson on the reported National Security Threat from Russia.

“We want to assure people that steady hands are at the wheel and we’re working on it.”

“”Steady hands?”  If true, does MAGA Mike mean the White House is making sure the House GOP is nowhere near the response?

This aged well – fundaising email from Tuesday:

“My name is Mazi Pilip & I’m GOP nominee in NY-03 Special Election.  We now hold a slim majority in House of just 2 seats- losing this race would be greatest gift to Joe Biden since launch of CNN & MSNBC.” Thank you NY-03 voters.

The sweetest day.

February 14, 2024

Not for some of us “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

But “PItchers and Catchers Report.”

Hate to see that it’s only televised on Peacock.

Because the more people who sign up, the more streaming will look like a good future alternative.

But Michigan at Iowa. Women’s basketball Thursday night: T

Wow. Tickets as low as $285 (!) #CaitlinClark

Hoping fans show up to watch Caitlin as a WNBA rookie too.

Jenny Cavnarhas just named play-by-play announcer for the Oakland Athletics -the first woman to hold such a role for a Major League Baseball team.

This is good news, especially for the Athletics, who are not often referred to as a Major League Baseball team.

Get more random online ads than most, especially as I read about sports and google for random information. But you know MLB has a marketing problem when you regularly get offers for bobblehead giveway games and you go “who?”

Some GOP Senators did all night marathon delaying Foreign Aid bill & complaining about border.

Bill finally was passed about 6a Tuesday. If only they’d made effort when REPUBLICAN Senator Lankford along w/ Sinema & Murphy & staffs invited comments while working night & weekends and holidays to write actual border-foreign aid bill.

A message from congressman-elect Tom Suozzi to Congress: “Stop running around for Donald Trump and start running the country.”

This was supposed to be close. Even Starry the cat can see #NY03 isn’t. Hey national media – Democrats, especially women, are fired up. And we’re voting.

But in Tennessee, Dem. Gloria Johnson, who GOP tried to expel from state House, is seeking another term while also running for U.S. Senate.

GOP is trying to force her to only run for one.

Meanwhile in Florida, GOP changed rules to allow DeSantis to run both for re-election & for President. #hypocrites

CNN talks about how GOP especially thinks we should prioritize deporting undocumented immigrants.

Wonder if those pollsters mentioned how many service workers- in hospitality, agriculture, construction, landscaping, child-care, housekeeping, restaurants, ARE currently undocumented workers…

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Conservative Congressman Ken Buck – who voted “no” on impeaching Mayorkas. “You don’t have all that many serious people in this place who really want to work on policy and get serious problems solved.” Understatement of the year.

MAGA Republicans are attacking their own GOP Senators today for standing against Vladimir Putin. What’s next, a posthumous effort to impeach Ronald Reagan because he didn’t tell Gorbachev to build up that wall?

(and maybe put snipers on it?)

Flu in..

February 13, 2024

For all people complain about sports fans calling in sick Monday after the game with “Super Bowl Flu,” do you really want hungover sports fans building important things or doing work that might seriously affect your life?

Since people know I’m in SF Bay Area getting condolences on the 49ers. But, nah, I’m a Saints fan so didn’t really care.

This OTOH, is interesting. Klint Kubia, SF’s passing-game coordinator, has agreed to become offensive coordinator for New Orleans. No excuses now, Derek Carr.

Mitt Romney and I disagree on most things. But he is on fire tonight. “If we fail to help Ukraine we will be known not as the “Greatest Generation” but the “Worst Generation. If your position is being cheered by Vladimir Putin, it’s time to reconsider your position”

Its like explaining rules to a child who wants it all:

Sorry GOP you don’t get to vote not even to debate the bipartisan border bill crafted largely by REPUBLICAN Senator Lankford and then whine that foreign aid bill doesn’t have anything in it about securing the border.

Kansas Senator Roger Marshall talking about “peace talks” in Ukraine. Uh, how do you have peace talks with a dictator who has invaded another country and has talked of invading more? What part of Kansas would he give up if his state was invaded?

House GOP issued a statement “A man too incapable of being held accountable for mishandling classified information is certainly unfit for the Oval Office.” Who wants to tell them?

As Trump pushes daughter-in-law Lara for RNC chair, some details on her background if you didn’t know: Before getting involved in Donald’s campaign, she worked as news producer, before that as personal trainer, & owned a cake business for a year. Clearly very qualified. #sarcasm

The same GOP that idolizes a man who said “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” now genuflects before a man who encourages Putin to attack Europe. It’s. A. Cult.

Adam Schiff tonight in California Senate debate ”

One of many reasons I support Adam Schiff. The man can get to the point. “Some people are unfit for office at any age. And I put Donald Trump in that category.”

Same time next year.

February 12, 2024

Super Bowl LIX is Sunday, February 9, 2025 in New Orleans.

What time this monday does the pre-game show start?

So how long before House GOP at Donald Trump’s urging. decide to launch a Congressional investigation into how Biden helped rig the Super Bowl for Taylor Swift’s boyfriend?

And now the real important question of the night. Did the Super Bowl go so long that Taylor Swift might be late for her next concert?

While it was great to see vaccinated Travis Kelce win a Super Bowl while unvaccinated Aaron Rodgers didn’t get past the first game of the season, how much is the cost of that Pfizer Super Bowl commercial going to raise US pharmaceutical prices?

A Robert Kennedy Super Bowl commercial?! What, did RFK Jr get tired of Dean Phillips getting all the less-than-mediocre white man attention?

Though seriously, as a political kid who was an RFK fan in 3rd grade, the more I think about it, the more his son’s commercial ripping off JFK’s ad makes me.

Since we could bet on everything at this Super Bowl anyone know what was the over-under on number of Trump supporters who would turn off the game during the black National Anthem?

Well Caitlin Clark had an “off-day” with only 31 points, 10 assists and 8 rebounds and Nebraska had an amazing 4th quarter comeback to upset Iowa. So Clark is 8 points short of the all time record. But wonder what ticket prices will be for Michigan-Iowa women’s basketball game Thursday night.

Non political question of the night: Does the average American consume more calories on Thanksgiving or Super Bowl Sunday?

In the political good news department, this should be a bigger headline. -GOP senators defy Trump by advancing foreign aid bill

18 GOP Senators are less in thrall to Velveeta Voldemort than the US media seems to be.

Josh Hawley, who is not a fan of Mitch McConnell: “Who has more influence? Probably Trump. I mean, he’s the future.” Whatever people think about Donald, even those planning to vote for him in Nov., hard to imagine an out-of-shape overweight 77-yr old man as the “future.”

Elderly man with poor memory attacks Nikki Haley over her husband not campaigning with her: “Where’s her husband? Oh, he’s away. … What happened to her husband? Where is he? He’s gone.”

Michael Haley is with National Guard & deployed in Africa. But guess Trump forgot.

Tommy Tuberville not only handicapped our military with his months-long stunt, he’s now actually tweeting defending Putin. Alabama, you could have kept Doug Jones. Heck, Alabama, you could have kept Jeff Sessions… (who actually looks good now by comparison.

Trump threatens to ‘encourage’ attack of NATO members behind on “payments.”

“Nice little NATO alliance you have here, would be a shame if something happened to it.” Why isn’t this a bigger story?

I support President Biden. But if he had decided not to run in 2024, and appointed VP Harris as his successor. does anyone think we wouldn’t be hearing nonstop negative stories on her? Or ANY other person Joe endorsed? Media misses Trump. It’s that simple.

The biggest game of the century this year

February 10, 2024

And wonder, except that Mahomes makes it easier, how many people can remember say, the last two or -three Super Bowl winners.

Hard to believe that Sunday night we will finally be done with nonstop Super Bowl cover 24-7.

Monday morning, we start the Super Bowl 2025 pregame show.

Amazon Prime Video apparently now will exclusively carry an NFL postseason game next season. Well, let’s hope it’s a big Cowboys playoff game, since those without the streaming service won’t have to worry about missing a game where they don’t know how it.

CNN’s latest headine attempt to be Fox Light “Trump mocks Biden for mistakenly calling president of Egypt the president of Mexico.” As opposed to,, “Elderly man who confused Presidents of Hungary & Turkey for 2nd time this month tries to attack rival for verbal slip.”

Senate votes 64-19 just before 8p Friday night o proceed to consideration of the foreign aid bill. Which means that the Senate can begin debate on the bill.

How many GOP cowards took off for the weekend already. Anyone seen Ted Cruz?

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After some GOP now demanded border legislation again along with foreign aid,… Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz “The Republicans wanted something and then decided that they didn’t want that thing. Now some of them want it again, and I think the adults are just moving on.”

Not that long ago it seemed like the economy was top story with national media. And why Biden hadn’t done enough to make things better.

Today the S&P closed above 5,000 for the first time. Anyone heard that touted nationally as “breaking news?” Me neither.

(And yes, I know. Or rather my late father used to say regularly, the stock market is not the economy. But media would be and has been, all over stock market fall.)


President Biden stumbles over words and has made verbal gaffes since he was a young man. He knows who the President of Egypt is. Donald Trump honestly can’t seem to remember who is President of Hungary and who is the President of Turkey. There’s a difference.

Worth the price?

February 9, 2024

There are some tickets going for really high prices on Sunday.

Not just that game in Las Vegas. But when Iowa’s women’s basketball plays Nebraska on Sunday, Caitlin Clark is only 39 points away from the all-time women’s college basketball scoring record.

Ticket prices range from about $150 to over $1000…

No guarantees. Clark might not break the record until Iowa’s home game February 15 against Michigan. But unlike the Super Bowl, when she does, it won’t be an event repeated next year.

We’re less than a week from “Pitchers and catchers report.” Here’s the question, however, for many big name free agents ”Report where?

Maybe if we can make it a fantasy betting game more people will pay attention to this election. Thanks to Stephen Colbert and his team for the graphics.

Arizona Senator Mark Kelly “When you come back to my state to do TV interviews at the border , you better be ready to explain why you chose politics over addressing this crisis that’s staring you in the face. This a shameful week for the U.S. Senate” . He’s right.

Lindsey Graham says, trying to justify “This has been a half-assed effort to deal with border security.”

What an insult to Senator James Lankford, Krysten Sinema & Chris Murphy, along w/ many others who spent months including nights & weekends working on bill. How much effort did Graham put in?

Another WTF media moment. Have seen a few headlines about Trump’s “big win” in the GOP caucuses in the US VIrgin Islands

The vote total, 182 to 64.

Yes that is a big percentage win. But 250 total votes? More people vote for homecoming king-queen in small high schools.

As national media goes after Biden on potential memory issues… moe GOP “I don’t recall” history

I can post these all night.

October 2021: Jim Jordan: “I ‘Don’t Recall’ Number of Times Trump and I Spoke on Jan. 6.

April 2022. Marge Three Names responded, “I don’t remember”—to every single question about who she talked to before during and after Jan. 6. Or if she made threatening statements and/or discussed possible violence.

2018: Amy Klobuchar questioning now SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh if he ever “drank so much you didn’t remember what happened night before, or part of what happened?”

“You’re asking about a blackout? I don’t know, have you?”

Forget theater:

The biggest political story of week SHOULD be: GOP, after claiming border is USA top priority crisis, tanked decent bipartisan solution co-written by conservative Senator James Lankford. Because Trump wants people to suffer to make Biden look bad. Period.

Gone in 30 seconds?

February 8, 2024

NY Times headline “$7 Million for 30 Seconds? It’s Worth It at the Super Bowl.” Stormy Daniels is thinking “Darn, I could have charged him a LOT more” –

While we can bet on just about everything Super Bowl week is there a way to bet on the number of MLB free agent MLB stars who will still be unsigned when Spring Training starts?

NBA players have been wearing sponsors’ patches for a while now. But NBA officials will begin donning shirts with Emirates Airlines patches during the All-Star Game on Feb. 18. And will continue with sponsorship patches during the rest of the NBA season.

Leaving aside the “bought and paid for jokes,” suppose it makes some sense, that the NBA has acknowledged with all the fouls and replays, referees get as much TV time as many if not most players.

Good news for women’s basketball, Candace Parker who missed much of last year with injury, and will turn 38 in April, has re-signed with the Las Vegas Aces for 2024.

Did the Phoenix Mercury’s Diana Taurasi, 41, tell Parker ‘Welcome back, youngster?

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MAGA Mike Johnson is complaining that his impeachment stunt for Mayorkas didn’t pass because they have “a razor thin margin.” You know who had a razor thin majority and didn’t whine about it? Nancy Pelosi. And she could count too!

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First read the Bible as a child & hated story about God ordering Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac: Thought Abraham should have said “no.” Watching most GOP in Congress now & wondering – is there anything or anyone they wouldn’t sacrifice if Orange Jesus ordered them to do so?

Watch lot of C-Span 2 while I work at home. Oklahoma’s James Lankford is one of the most conservative Senators:

But he nailed it Wednesday: “We have a divided congress. If we’re going to solve something we have to sit down together and solve it. That’s how you make law.”

Senator Lisa Murkowski votes yes on border-foreign aid bill. Lisa is a grown-up. Wish she’d decide she’s a conservative independent. Thinking Schumer should and maybe would let her caucus with the Democats.

Not that into them

February 7, 2024

Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman says the currently Oakland A’s stadium plan “does not make sense” and that A’s ownership should go back to the drawing board and pitch a new plan in the Bay Area.

When even a town that loves its sports franchises, Golden Knights, Raiders, Aces, doesn’t want John Fisher’s team…

Not that we need an excuse. But hey, sports fans, looking for an reason to skip yet another Super Bowl Pregame show? Caitlin Clark might break the women’s basketball all time scoring record Sunday against Nebraska.

Chris Christie on why he won’t endorse Nikki Haley: “Because she’s not running against Donald Trump.” Nailed it. For all his crimes, the only thing Nikki criticizes Trump on is his age.

Dean Phillips claims the primary is rigged. Nikki Haley is claiming the primary is rigged. At least Bernie Sanders has redeeming qualities along with his wine/whine.

“None of these candidates” included mediocre millionaire from MN who continues his vanity campaign. President Biden got 89.6 to their 5.7%

So media, again, if you want to talk to someone from Minnesota, make it Amy Klobuchar. Or Tina Smith or Tim Walz. They all support Joe.

As GOP in George Santos’s district run stealth candidate, an attractive Jewish woman of color, they don’t want voters to know: She is anti-choice She won’t criticize Trump. She would support MAGA Mike in whatever votes he wants. If you know anyone in #NY3, please tell them.

Shout it from the rooftops Sen.Chris Murphy: “We worked 4 months on this bill… I guess it’s the negotiators’ fault. we reached a compromise that would actually fix the problem. But it turns out Republicans don’t want to fix the problem.”

Bill Clinton got re-elected. Democrats in Congress didn’t genuflect before him.

Barack Obama got re-elected. Democrats in Congress didn’t genuflect before him.

Donald Trump LOST re-election & faces multiple indictments. GOP in Congress genuflects before him. Make it make sense.

For the non-political junkies out there. Ken Buck is VERY conservative. Tom McClintock is VERY conservative. They just appear, like Liz Cheney, to have some scruples. Which in today’s GOP makes them unicorns.

Feb. 2021, McConnell said Trump was “morally responsible” for Jan. 6 attack on U.S. Capitol. If Mitch had only voted to convict Donald at his 2nd impeachment trial, USA, INCLUDING the GOP, would be so much better off now. And today we’d have Ukraine Aid/border bill. #Coward

GOP – “Back the blue!” GOP after January 6, “Unless Trump gets Capitol police killed.

GOP “Pro-life” GOP – “Unless it’s migrant women & children, or pregnant women.

GOP – “Support the Border Patrol.” GOP now “Unless Trump doesn’t want the border fixed.”

See a pattern?

Not that it will happen but have long wished Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother was tried as well as Jennifer Crumbley….

And yes, the Oxford High School shooter’s mom’s name is making headlines, but let’s not forget THESE names: Madiyson Baldwin, 17; Tate Myre, 16; Justin Shilling, 17; and Hana St. Juliana, 14. The victims should be remembered more than those responsible for their deaths.

How many Senators spent how many hours on negotiating bill GOP said they wanted? 

And how many staffers gave up nights & weekends to get it done.

Only for GOP to turn around & say, “Just kidding.”

Why should ANY American trust anything any Republican politician says ever again.

Bad odds.

February 6, 2024

Due to bad weather in the San Francisco Bay Area delaying and canceling flights it took some media folks longer to fly to Las Vegas, normally about 90 minutes, than it took others to drive (by car it takes about 8 hours)  Normally the only thing that wastes an entire day at a time this week involves a Super Bowl pre-game show.

So now that the flag football is out of the way, what’s the NFL going to do to keep getting headlines the rest of the week?

And for $7,000 and up a ticket do attendees at least get a download of all the commercials?

How upset must Donald Trump be about King Charles III having cancer? All the speculation on the type of cancer will be taking attention away from HIM.

(Yes, I was being snarky. but Donald’s all-caps Truth Social post did talk about Charles, “who I got to know very well….”)

So if Texas secedes how quickly can the rest of the country limit how many Texans cross our USA border?

Has Trump called the Border Patrol Union RINOs yet?

How many Senators, including GOP leaders, spent how many hours on negotiating a bill Republicans said they wanted? And how many of their staffers probably gave up nights and weekends to get it done. Only for GOP to turn around and say, “Just kidding.”

Our allies are already despairing of us with GOP controlling House and Trump controlling MAGA Mike Johnson?

But why should ANY American trust anything any Republican politician says ever again.

Hey Senate GOP.

1. Trump lost last time, if he loses again he won’t have much power over you.

2. IF he wins, he will make your lives hell and eventually throw you under the bus anyway. So why not grow a spine and do the right thing?

Jim Jordan says “Let American people decide’ on border bill in Nov.

WIll someone ask Gym on camera if border is a crisis, why wait 9 months before trying to solve it?

And since GOP is saying “We’ll do nothing until election,” basically abdicating their jobs, can we cut off their pay until Nov?

So if the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor in December 1941 with today’s House GOP in charge would they have said, well, we’re going to have to wait until the next election to respond because we don’t want to make FDR look good?

Stephen Colbert on Trump saying he thinks he can flip New York and New Jersey. “There is no way on earth Trump is flipping those states. Though I can think of one thing voters in New York and New Jersey would be willing to flip him.”

Are you ready for some not football?

February 5, 2024

Top ESPN headline “NFC clinches back-to-back Pro Bowl Games wins with clutch fourth-and-goal stop.”

And if you seriously knew that or cared about the game, you might need a hobby.

As we start a week of stories about suites at the Super Bowl costing over a million dollars, your reminder that Republicans think billionaires still need more tax cuts.

The Big Ten and SEC conferences announced they have formed a joint advisory group of university presidents, chancellors and athletic directors to “address the significant challenges facing college athletics” and how to improve the student-athlete experience.

Translation: How can we make it all just about us and our “student-athletes” and make the other conference grovel for scraps?

Believe that both Netanyahu & Hamas are evil. But as protesters demanding cease-fire disrupt & shut down many Dem events, why aren’t they going after GOP?

Mike Johnson “House won’t rush to pass Senate border-foreign aid deal but will take up stand-alone bill for aid to Israel.”

Why does it matter Dean Phillips stays in race, since he has no chance? Because national media LOVES to put mic in front of this mediocre Minnesota rich man to bash Biden.

Whereas plenty of other good Democrats would gladly use that time to tell reporters about Biden’s accomplishments.

Hey JD Vance. Remember this? “I do solemnly swear that I will support & defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign & domestic; that I will bear true faith & allegiance to the same.”

How many younger people are watching the Grammys, hearing the category “Record of the Year,” and asking “what’s a record?”

Don’t always watch the Grammys as there are so many acts I’ve never heard of and the show makes me feel old. Fortunately tonight was an exception. Trevor Noah AND that Tracy Chapman / Luke Combs duet right up front made it worth tuning in. Not to mention Joni Mitchell.

Mike Johnson on Meet the Press attacked Biden administration for “projecting weakness on world stage.” What about weakness of no longer supporting Ukraine?

And weakness of taking back the promises to Afghans who helped Americans.

And weakness holding up military appointments for politics.

Clean up your own House, MAGA Mike

We already knew Marianne Williamson’s a narcissist who loves attention.

Dean Phillips at least pretended to be serious politician, albeit not particularly effective. He’s under 2% in S. Carolina. What will it take for Phillips to learn – Dems are not at ALL into him?

Scarlett O’Hara in the end on Ashley Wilkes “I loved something I made up, I made a pretty suit of clothes and fell in love with it.” This is what the national media is doing with Nikki Haley.

Nikki Haley got a nice puff piece moment on SNL, but the Bear’s Ayo Edeberi won the cold open: “I was just curious, what would you say was the main cause of the Civil War, um, and do you think it starts with an ‘s’ and ends with a ‘lavery?’ ”

Hey SNL, if you had to give Nikki Haley a spot, why not do same for Democratic politicians. Amy Klobuchar can be seriously funny. Pete Buttigieg has great comic timing as well. Heck, invite Amy & Pete on together. Enough people remember 2020 primaries it would be must-see TV.

Maybe this time…

February 3, 2024

SF Giants keep trending on social media, especially the platform formerly known as Twitter.

And like Charlie Brown with the football, we SF Giants fans keep hoping that eventually it will be because of a big star joining the team instead of Farhan picking up more no-name players and trading others.

Not a joke. The Japanese Embassy in the USA actually put out this statement.


Lowest ticket prices dropping but still well over $10,000 a pair for the Super Bowl… and you don’t even get to see the commercials.

And the award for pearl clutching today goes to Fox News with this headline: “Potty mouth POTUS. Biden allegedly assailed Trump using profanity behind closed doors.” Yeah, Donald himself is such a model of respectful Presidential language.

WTF CNN? Figured the incredibly good jobs report would be their top website headline.

Nope. It’s “Why the strong economy isn’t helping Biden’s public image.”

353,000 new jobs in January! And it all started with firing one man… and replacing him with Joe Biden.

Listening to some GOP saying USA should’ve attacked Iran instead of Syria & Iraq after 3 Americans were killed. Don’t claim to know how military decided on strikes But how many of these chicken-hawks are volunteering themselves or their constituents if USA escalates into a war?

Senator James Lankford is Republican leader of a really important bipartisan Ukraine aid/border bill.

If only there was a way for God to send a sign that we should ignore Trump and pay attention to the Senator from Oklahoma…. #earthquake

The odds are odd.

February 2, 2024

The Pro Bowl on Sunday has devolved into some skill events and flag football games.

And yes, you can bet on them.

But if you know what those events are, and/or have made betting plans, you just might have a gambling problem.

As a number of big name free-agents remain unsigned, I’m so old I remember when we talked about pitchers and catchers reporting, we knew basically which team’s they’d be reporting to

The Dow on Thursday added 369.54 points, or 0.97% to close at 38,519.84. A new record.

This wasn’t a headline with most major national media.

But they found time to cover polls, and GOP chaos, and why “fill-in-the-blank” is a problem for Biden

Nikki Haley says “This is not personal for me. I don’t have issues with Donald Trump.” Uh she professes to care about democracy, leaving aside fact Nikki is a woman and daughter of immigrants. Can someone ask Haley why DOESN’T she have issues with Donald Trump?

Calling Donald Trump a sick F*ck actually seems like a more accurate demonstration of mental competence than “person woman man camera tv.”

While 150 Democrats is trending on social media and GOP is trying to stir up outrage, your reminder, President George W. Bush had a DUI, and VP Dick Cheney had two DUIs.

(Their proposed law makes any non-citizen deportable for a DUI conviction or even charge.)

GOP House new proposed law makes someone convicted of even or charged with DUI not only deportable but inadmissable from USA. So if other countries say someone convicted or charged with crime is inadmissable, gonna make it real hard for Trump if re-elected to go to most summits.

Tom Cotton went to Harvard and served in US Military. Pretty sure he knows that Singapore, one of the most capitalist countries in the world, is not China. But he’s hoping GOP voters don’t.

Travel agents know weird trivia. For example, air distance between Singapore & Shanghai is 2359 miles, further than from Los Angeles to Washington DC.( Singapore Beijing is 400 miles further.) Practically right next door. In case Tom Cotton supporters needed a geography lesson.

Interesting little sidebar on yesterday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with the biggest social media companies. No executive from Trump’s Truth Social was included. Not because they behave better. But because they don’t matter. #Irrelevant

Keeping score

February 1, 2024

 Now at 3,424 career points, Caitlin Clark will set her sights on the NCAA’s all-time scoring record of 3,527, held by Washington’s Kelsey Plum.

One of the coolest things. While Kelsey Plum may not be a household name (she now plays for the Las Vegas Aces) These days thinking most sports fans, men and women know who Caitlin Clark is.

So how many Scaramucci’s did Alina Habba last?

Two things we know.

1. Trump said GOP Senators who vote for the border deal would be making a ‘terrible mistake.”

2. Trump has no idea what’s in the BIPARTISAN border deal.

Put this (accurate) Washington Post headline question on the things I did not have on my batsh*t bingo card. “Can Lankford overcome the right?” James Lankford is one of the most conservative members of Congress.

Speaker Johnson today suggested that no immigration deal will be acceptable to him unless it completely eliminates illegal immigration — something that will never happen.

Want to end this madness? Vote Blue in November. As my late great stepmother said “We’re not perfect, but they’re nuts.

QAnon had a fundraiser for former gubernatorial candidate and current US Senate candidate Kari Lark.

Sorry, you can’t be a little bit pregnant.

And you can’t be a little bit QAnon.

Arizona, remember this when Lake tries to pretend in November that she’s semi- moderate.

As rightwing media attack what they call the idolization of Taylor Swift, Stephen Colbert responds “Yeah, stop worshipping false idols and buy yourself a piece of Donald Trump’s old suit.”

It’s now all about pulling away the football all the time, Who else thinks that if President Biden did decide to deal with the border by executive action as GOP is now suggesting, that Republicans would immediately try to impeach him for overreach?

Fascinating Senate Judiciary hearing today on protecting children online. Amazing number of GOP Senators (not all, Tom Cotton still being a jerk) actually talking reasonably w/out usual nonstop Biden bashing. We have bipartisan agreement on issue. Time to get some bills passed.

Amy Klobuchar: “When door blew off Boeing flight nobody questioned decision to ground 700 planes. Why aren’t we taking same sort of decisive action on social media? We know kids are getting hooked on fentanyl, seeing dangerous content on eating disorders, committing suicide over revenge porn.”

She’s right. and no one died as a result of the scary Boeing incident. A lot of kids have died from online fentanyl, from eating disorders, and as she said, suicide.

Missed chances

January 31, 2024

Headline “Lions’ Dan Campbell under fire after gutsy fourth-down decisions fail. Detroit coach’s go-for-broke mentality cost his team in Sunday’s 34-31 loss to SF 49ers.” Uh, I don’t remember Campbell dropping easy catches and fumbling, and not downing great punt at the one.

Buried lede on the story about the young Russian figure staker who helped her team win gold in 2022. but has now been disqualified, and served with four-year ban.

“Valieva will be ineligible to compete until December 2025, roughly two months BEFORE the 2026 Winter Olympics are scheduled to begin in Milan.”

We can do this all over again. As the US now gets the gold medal for 2022.. But isn’t it all Olympians dream to get their medals over 2 years after the games?

Maybe President Biden should do a rally in Florida with both Taylor Swift and Mickey Mouse. GOP heads would explode.

Hey Velveeta Voldemort. Even your January 6 supporting buddy Senator MIKE LEE loves Taylor Swift. Back in Senate hearing into Ticketmaster’s monopoly practices he was quoting Swift songs, and saying how his daughter said if he didn’t do something she’d call Senator Klobuchar herself.

Donald, you’re gonna lose this battle worse than DeSantis lost and is losing to Disney.

GOP Senator James Lankford is anti-choice, anti-voting rights, pro-Trump. But he said “GOP 4 months ago would not give funding for Ukraine, Israel, & the border bc we demanded changes in policy…now a few months later we’re like, “oh, just kidding.” So for that they censure him.

Plenty of time to investigate how a drone was able to kill 3 American troops in Jordan. But some in GOP are already trying to blame Biden.

Has it occurred to them Tommy Tuberville’s nine month hold on military promotions sure didn’t help US readiness?

Governor Tim Walz is doing a great job for Minnesota Senators Amy Klobuchar & Tina Smith are doing great job for Minnesota & Americans across country. Dean Phillips is missing votes for Minnesota & running a useless vanity campaign. Why is media giving HIM nonstop publicity?

Although Taylor Swift is exactly Velveeta Voldemort’s type. Tall, slender, pretty, blonde. Like his first two wives, his daughter, E.Jean Carroll back in the day. Have to assume his hatred for her is partly personal, she’s made it very clear she finds him unattractive.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were in SF and Oakland this weekend. As reported by Gabe Lehman of SFGate, this great line from Poelher about Donald’s $83 million judgment for defaming E. Jean Carroll

” We finally found something Trump won’t do for money: Shut the f—k up,”

Trump likes to brag of great relationships w/ Kim Jong Un, Putin, Orban, etc. If one of his dictator buddies let slip privately he knew of planned 2024 terrorist attack against USA what do we think Donald would do? Tell President Biden? Or let it happen so he could blame Joe?

If Fire Chief were an elected office and today’s GOP were firefighters, they’d show up with your house ablaze and say “We’re going to let it burn until you vote for our guy.”

At this point is there ANY good bipartisan deal that Congress could negotiate that Trump wouldn’t try to sabotage?

Decisions decisions

January 29, 2024

So the Super Bowl has ended up between 49ers from liberal San Francisco Bay Area and the Chiefs with Taylor Swift as one of the their biggest fans.

Does this mean MAGA Trump supporters will boycott the game?

In the first half of NFC Championship, sure looked like the Lions were ready for the biggest stage. In the second half it looks like Detroit’s first rodeo.

Small mercies:

Well, if Detroit Lions fans bought airline tickets to Las Vegas at halftime at least now all tickets can be canceled without penalty for 24 hours.

Maybe the Detroit Lions will get a consoling phone call from the 2016-2017 Atlanta Falcons.

Not a Swiftie. And not generally a Chiefs fan. But as a Democrat have to love how much Taylor Swift just by cheering for her boyfriends now triggers MAGAs

The Baltimore Ravens have been so good in the regular season, and so mediocre in the postseason….maybe they and the Dallas Cowboys can meet in NFL version of the Toilet Bowl

Mitch Landrieu, co-chair of Biden’s reelection campaign, said today Trump, facing 91 felony counts & convicted of sexual assault, should not come within 100 miles of White House. Mitch has a good point,

As a college waitress, I had to go through a Secret Service background check two weeks in advance to serve the Secretary of Defense at a banquet.

House GOP won’t spend any time or effort at all to negotiate a border deal with Democrats, but they WILL try to impeach DHS Secretary Mayorkas.. in between their efforts to go after Hunter Biden and trying to figure out a reason to impeach Joe Biden.

Elon Musk is now going after Biden, saying he – Elon – knows how to fix the border. Like he “fixed” Twitter?

Trump in Las Vegas ‘”As leader of our party, there is zero chance I will support this horrible open borders betrayal of America, Senators are blaming it on me. I say, ok. Please blame it on me. Please.”

Anyone think Velveeta Voldemort has even read about the proposed deal?

Looking at some GOP reactions to sad news of U.S. troops being killed today in Jordan/Syria, seems pretty clear that instead of coming together on a bipartisan basis after 9-11 they’d have blamed Democrats – except that George W. Bush was President.

Most people w/ Donald’s record would be denied even a White House tour.

Definite bet

January 27, 2024

Either the San Francisco 49ers lucky escape comeback win against the Green Bay Packers means they are finally battle tested and gave them the experience they needed to compete in the Super Bowl.

Or the win, thanks in large part to Packers mistakes late, showed why the 49er were pretenders who really shouldn’t have been considered for the Super Bowl.

One of these two stories will be right Sunday night..

If you look at the San Antonio Spurs record this year and don’t watch the games, or even the highlights, you may not get why Gregg Popovich is going to coach for a while. Or just how amazing Wemby may be.

WWE’s Vince McMahon resigns after being accused of sex trafficking / assault in lawsuit. Now what? Vince lives in Connecticut, which rules out elective office there.

But he was born in North Carolina. So maybe he’ll move “home.”  In purple/red states, GOP thinks now rap sheet means you’re MORE qualified to run.

Hillary Clinton WON popular vote in 2016. Pundits & many people including some Democrats told her to “go home & knit.”

Few wanted her to run again in 2020 or lead the party. Donald Trump lost popular vote AND electoral college in 2020. Media & most of GOP genuflecting before him.

But make it makes sense:

Not only did Donald Trump lose the Presidential election, he almost certainly cost GOP one and maybe two Senate seats in Georgia. And he didn’t help them in 2022. Why are Republicans genuflecting before such a loser?

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, defending Abbott’s defying SCOTUS. “American public is so tired of politicians doing something for political gain.” So when is Stitt condemning Trump for trying to overthrowing bipartisan border deal his own GOP OK Sen. Lankford has negotiated????

GOP: Texas has the right to ignore the Supreme Court on the border. Also GOP: States like California have no right to ignore the Supreme Court on issues like reproductive rights and gun control. Make it make sense.

You think you’re having a bad day at work? Imagine being a flight attendant on Donald Trump’s plane today as he was onboard when he found out about the E. Jean Carroll jury verdict.

How can Trump’s lawyer claim he is not liable for trolls threatening E. Jean Carroll when he also attacks her non-stop on social media, constantly vows retribution on his enemies, AND claims January 6 insurrectionists who killed Brian Sicknick are Patriots?.

Wrap your head around this one: Trump lawyer Alina Habba actually passed the bar.

Standing by her man

January 25, 2024

Approaching another NFL playoff weekend where Taylor Swift will get all sorts of hate for coverage media gives her supporting her boyfriend…

First, she’s not asking for coverage.

Second, imagine if she stayed home? Then haters would complain she didn’t really care about Kelce.


So are some of these remaining star MLB free agents going to sign with a team by Spring Training? Or are they still hoping for an offer from the NL All-Star Dodgers?

After winning the national championship with Michigan, Jim Harbaugh is leaving to be head coach of the Los Angeles Chargers. Now the question, with their coach gone, will the Wolverines still end up on probation or face a bowl ban?

Give me a break on claim he’ll blacklist Nikki Haley donors. Somehow Trump got hold of our company e-mail list & I get about half dozen fundraising emails from him a DAY on my work email. He’ll take money from anyone. Hell, Velveeta Voldemort will beg for money from anyone.

Mitch McConnell saying GOP won’t make deals on immigration, or maybe ANYTHING important because Trump tells them not to. Democrats should be running this in ads nonstop. Americans deserve leaders who govern, not those who refuse to do their jobs for fear of their loser leader.

Trump pressuring Senate GOP to reject ANY immigration deal: “If someone’s running for Pres. & trying to undermine governance, that’s bad,” LA Sen.Bill Cassidy, who is hardly a liberal:

Cassidy adds “Trying to defeat legislation, all in name of running for office? That’s irresponsible.”

Why is Bill a lone voice in GOP?

Two smaller Washington Post headlines Wednesday:

– “Obamacare enrollment hits record level as Trump vows repeal.”

“Biden endorsed by United Auto Workers, shoring up union vote in automaking swing states.” Both BFD.

And yet both are below stories about Trump & Haley. #DoBetterMedia

Another Washington Post headline – “Republican primary is over. Get ready for long, grim rematch.” Uh, Biden won pretty easily as New Hampshire write-in candidate.

Even w/ some liberals voting for Haley against Trump. Seems like Dems aren’t grim about Joe running for re-election at all.

Bridget Ziegler, whose husband resigned as GOP chair after revelations about their 3-way sexual encounter, returned to DeSantis’s Disney Oversight board Imagining her now: ”Don’t want movies my children watch while I’m having sex w/ another woman to indicate being LGTBQ is ok.”

Jon Stewart is returning to the Daily Show on Mondays only through the 2024 elections. Between Jon and Rachel Maddow think it’s now time for #TGIM – Thank God It’s Monday!

Nothing personal but at this point I don’t give a flying fig newton who Susan Collins endorses in 2024.

Dean Phillips tweeted.

“A little known Congressman from Minnesota built a scrappy campaign with a passionate team just 10 weeks ago, and tonight earned 21% against an incumbent President with a 50 year head-start and the full force of a party behind him.”

Spare me. Little known member of Congress from Minnesota who did something that MATTERED in New Hampshire was Amy Klobuchar in 2020. Amy became a top Biden surrogate on campaign trail & powerful accomplished ally in Senate Dean, for all recent media attention you’ve done nothing!

Behind the plate

January 23, 2024

Congrats to Joe Mauer, former Twins star catcher, for being inductied into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

While I still think it’s a travesty that Barry Bonds isn’t in, at least this means that SF Giants catcher Buster Posey should be a first ballot lock.

Not a typo - Utah Jazz scored 124 tonight and New Orleans Pelicans beat them by 29. 153 to 124. 

NBA equivalent of arena football?

ESPN reports the Milwaukee Bucks firing first year head coach Adrian Griffin. The Bucks are 30-13. There is literally one team in the NBA- Boston Celtics – with a better record. 

Unless there’s something they’re not telling us, overly high standards much?

Media is so desperate to make this GOP primary a competitive horserace. They’d have watched the 1973 Belmont and made most of the coverage not about Secretariat but Sham.

So how many more times does Trump have to insult Nikki Haley before she endorses him?

Joe Biden wasn’t even on primary ballot in New Hampshire & he beat Dean Phillips. In 2020, Biden wasn’t polling well & didnt campaign in Minnesota but when Amy Klobuchar endorsed him day before Joe won primary. Dems in NH & MN know good politicians. Phillips isn’t one of them.

51 years after Roe V. Wade – Anti-choice bots & trolls on Twitte claim it’s about life. None of them want to help poor moms w/ welfare assistance, nor do they want to cover medical expenses for women w/ unviable fetuses or babies born w/ serious birth defects. Pro life my a**

Hey media. Bridges matter. President Biden and Democrats got over $1 billion to help replace the Blatnik Bridge between Minnesota and Wisconsin. It’s a BFD. And even some Republicans who voted against the infrastructure bill are taking credit for it.

But MSM doesn’t make successes like this major headlines. They only care about bridges when they fall down.

Oh father…

January 22, 2024

As the California Senate debate happened tonight..

Tonight Steve Garvey wouldn’t say if he’d vote for Biden or Trump.

So is he lying?

Stupid?

Or hit on the head with two many foul balls?

Quotes from Steve Garvey in 1989 when he got 2 women pregnant & marrried a 3rd.

“I’ll live up to my moral obligations, which I feel strongly about because I’m Christian…”

“In both cases, I was led to believe that I wasn’t responsible for birth control.”

=

Maybe time to revive this 35 year old joke based in fact:

What are the 3 most common questions asked in a Lamaze classwaiting room.

1. Is this your first?

2.When are you due?

3.Aren’t you Steve Garvey?

Here’s the link for those who may have forgotten or are too young…

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1989-02-24-sp-332-story.html


So is Taylor Swift’s next song gonna be “wide right?”

In Florida, GOP has been caught using ghost candidates in state races – vaguely progressive description for those “tired of politics as usual.” In some close 2020 races a “ghost” not campaigning took enough votes to give GOP win. Third parties don’t win, they spoil.

Meanwhile – Now ex Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was polling at best near 5% in New Hampshire. To put that in perspective, in NH in 2020, Ron wouldn’t have beaten top 5 Democrats Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, Liz Warren or Joe Biden. He’d have about tied Tom Steyer.

NY Times headline “The Emasculation of Ron DeSantis by the Bully Donald Trump.” Uh, that implies that DeSantis was any sort of a real man before Trump started attacking him.


Many Democrats dropped out of 2022 race and endorsed Joe Biden, but remained popular in their home states. A few improved their national profile. Deathsantis did neither. He’s term-limited out but appears to have squandered what good will he had even with many GOP in Florida.

On the 51st anniversary of Roe v. Wade, can anyone imagine if somehow if SCOTUS now decided what state a man lived in affected his ability legally to procure Viagra?

Winners and losers

January 21, 2024

Stanford’s Tara VanDerveer earns 1,202nd victory to tie Mike Krzyzewski’s record

This should be a bigger story. Hoping it will be when Tara breaks the record.

WTF ESPN? This headline “Iowa’s Clark- fan collide after Ohio States upset win.”

Uh, Ohio State fans stormed the court after their upset win and one of them crashed into Caitlin Clark, knocking her to the ground in pain. Fortunately she says she’s not injured but it was “kind of scary.”

I know women’s college basketball gets short shift to the men’s game on many things, but security shouldn’t be one of them.

(and hey, I get storming the court in excitement, but players should have been able to leave the court first.)

Ron Deathsantis has suspended his campaign and endorsed Donald Trump

” Uh, the primaries aren’t close to over. Shouldn’t Ron be forced to take his campaign to term?

Asked if she would vow not to be Trump’s VP, Nikki Haley said yesterday being vice president is “off the table.” “Off the table” isn’t “Yes.”

And “I don’t want to be anyone’s vice president.” Of course if he asks she’ll say she didn’t want it but will do for good of country.

Tim Scott and Nikki Haley still want to take all our rights away. They just would do it with a nice smile.

Ron DeSantis now saying that Trump voters in Iowa had told him they would support him in four years. ‘They were coming up to me saying, “We want you in 2028, we love you, man,” Big strong men with tears in their eyes?

Give whoever runs Joe Biden’s twitter account a raise.

This Tweet today “I don’t agree with Nikki Haley on everything, but we agree on this much: She is not Nancy Pelosi.”

Wow while rambling about January 6th, a confused Trump repeatedly blamed Nikki Haley for January 6th and says Halely (not Nancy Pelosi) was in charge of security for the Capitol.

President Biden was a childhood stutterer and has made verbal gaffes since he was a young man. He usually, however, corrects himse. But imagine if Joe Biden had said something half as insane about January 6.·

Trump loves to praise January 6 insurrectionists as “peaceful protesters.

But Donald kicked a man who called him a dictator out of his rally last night & would have had him locked up if he could. Velveeta Voldemort might be thinnest skinned man US has ever had in White House

Apparently Vladimir Putin now is questioning whether Russia should take back Alaska? Lisa Murkowski has a backbone, Dan Sullivan maybe. Would like to see either of them asked about this. And if they endorse Putin’s puppet?

Three years ago this weekend, Inauguration morning. Ready for repeat in 2025. Except Deb Fischeras new ranking member of the Senate Rules committee, will be walking next to Amy Klobuchar up the Capitol steps.

(And another call out to retired Senator Roy Blunt. Many Republicans would not have been so gracious in helping Biden’s inauguration happen. There were serious doubts between COVID and after January 6 as to whether it could happen publicly.)