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So close

October 4, 2024

Mets -Brewers game for a while was a painful reminder of the season for SF Giants fans because no team could get a hit with RISP. Then Brewers took 2-0 lead (from back to back home runs) in the 7th into the 9th, and SFGiants fans got flashbacks to Camilo Doval.

Mets have the highest payroll in MLB (with the help of Ohtani’s creative math in Los Angeles.)

Dodgers and Phillies are 4th and 5th in the top five (others are Astros & Yankees.) Padres are 15th.

Meanwhile in AL, other than NY, remaining playoff teams are Royals, 20th, Guardians, 23rd, Tigers 26th.

In case you want to root for teams who will not or cannot buy a title.

For some reason, Fox News not only did not cover Liz Cheney’s speech endorsing Kamala Harris, but also after regular commentary trying to blame Biden and Harris for the port strike, is not covering on their website tonight that the ILA has reached an agreement to go back to work.

North Carolina Republicans won state legislature in 2010 & have gerrymandered it to keep control. They regularly pass bills against building and environmental regularations (along with bills against abortion and voting rights. Just one month ago, Govenor Roy Cooper vetoed their “building code regulatory reform bill” over safety concerns. But lawmakers overrode it.

Bruce Springsteen has endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. The Boss has spoken.

Your move, Chris Christie.

Susan Rice great tonight on with Lawrence O’Donnell calls Donald Trump a “surrender monkey” and calls him America’s Neville Chamberlain.

Not quite true though. Neville Chamberlain did some good things in his life.

Well give Trump credit for accomplishing one thing most of us thought was impossible Kamala Harris saying “Can we hear it for Liz Cheney?”

Liz Cheney talking about her childhood as a young Republican: “I was a Republican even before Donald Trump started spray-tanning.”

For all that Trump complains about the evidence Jack Smith released about a month before the election, remember this: If Donald hadn’t been fighting to delay the trial for years, it would have been over by now

Trump saying today in Michigian ” if I thought I lost I wouldn’t be doing it – running- again. If I thought I lost I’d be on the beaches of Monte Carlo or something…” “Beaches of Monte Carlo? – A real man of the people.

(and ask any travel agent. Many reasons to go to Monte Carlo… wouldn’t put beaches in the top ten.)

Any airtime or stories about Melania Trump now are just distractions from the fact her husband violently tried to overthrow the 2020 election. Period.

CNN piece today questioning the “Republicans for Harris” campaigning Democrats are doing, including with Liz Cheney, and saying, GOP isn’t doing the same with “Democrats for Trump.” Maybe because there basically AREN’T any Democrats for Trump, .

Falling

October 3, 2024

Four wild card series in Major League Baseball, three of them ended up in sweeps.

So baseball fans go from four games a day, to one game Thursday, and nothing Friday until the ALDS and NLDS start Saturday.

A warning we are less than month away from, as A. Bartlett Giamatti wrote  “The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone..

ESPN reports, “two NFL teams high on Davante Adams’ wish list of places to land if he’s traded — if not at the very top — are the NY Jets and New Orleans Saints.”

The Saints have Derek Carr, Adams’ former teammate at Fresno State and with the Raiders.. Davante Adams is a Palo Alto High School graduate )across the street from Stanford) Maybe Adams could get over Aaron Rodgers being a Cal guy, but hope he’s smart enough not to want to play for someone so anti-science.

How much must it be infuriating Trump, that for all the lies J.D. Vance told, he came off as smarter and more likable than Donald?

If you care more about what month in 1989 Tim Walz was in China, than you do about J.D. Vance lying about LEGAL immigrants not only being illegal but also eating Americans’ pets…you just might be a cult member. Or on staff at Axios, and other US media.

Tim Walz may not be a great debater, but he came off as a guy you’d want to have a beer with.

J.D. Vance is the man who if he sits down next to you at the bar, you cover your drink if you leave for the ladies’ room.

Nancy Pelosi on the subject of reproductive freedom “I had 5 children in 6 years…it’s wonderful for me but not for me to decide what other people should do, nor is it up to Trump and Vance….”

“I’m really grateful to Mike Pence.” Cassidy Hutchinson tonight on “The Last Word.”

A sentence millions of Americans, including me, never expected to agree with.

Lara Trump on Donald insulting the intelligence of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. “This is Donald Trump… And obviously, he’s kind of joking around there with the crowd at a Trump rally when he says those things.” Trump. Does. Not. Joke.

Make them riot” “Do it!!” – Why are those two sentences not front page headlines?

And the last word shall be first

October 2, 2024

Jasmine Crockett on how J.D Vance says Republicans need to talk about reproductive rights the right way.

“The problem isn’t how you talk about it. The problem is what you’ve done about it.”

#Bam🔥

Molly Ivins would have loved Jasmine Crockett.

Amy Klobuchar on J.D. Vance saying “my heart goes out”, including to a woman bleeding out on a hospital floor after Roe V. Wade was overturned. “Your heart may go out, but your policies are heartless.”

Asked about Trump & Jan 6. J.D. Vance responded” “We’re focused on the future.” Reminds me of Mark McGwire back in steroid days “I’m not here to talk about the past.” Except with McGwire it was just home run record being broken. With Trump on Jan 6, it was our democracy that almost fell.

The gender gap was already historic in this election. What’s the record for the lowest percentage of women voting for a Presidential ticket? J.D. Vance is helping Trump-Vance aim for that record.

“We’re not pro-abortion, we’re pro-women.” I love Tim Walz

Walz talking how Trump on Roe v. Wade and reproductive rights said that the states will decide. “That’s not how this works.” Exactly. In the UNITED States of America, your zip code should not determine your rights .

Vance keeps talking about what a great job he claimed Donald Trump did. Once more for those in the back: And in language the former Apprentice host would get. American voters said to “Donald Trump – you’re fired.”

J.D. Vance – “More security in schools is the answer.” That worked out so well in Uvalde.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

Can someone ask one of his surrogates a simple question. Do you honestly believe Donald Trump is currently in his right mind?

Trump saved Obamacare like he will protect women.

Folks, this isn’t hard. J.D. Vance claimed he hated Trump Now he claims he loves Trump. J.D. Vance claimed he’s 100% anti-abortion. Now he claims his heart goes out to women. J.D. Vance cares about power. If you care about your rights, vote Harris-Walz.


If Trump supporters had hanged Mike Pence, J.D. Vance would say his heart goes out to Pence’s family… But he’d still have accepted being Donald’s running mate. And he’d still have said Trump did nothing wrong on January 6.-

As Vance talks about Americans wanting better leadership in the White House, does he think we forgot that we already know what it’s like to have Trump in the White House? And we fired him.

And let’s not forget. J.D. Vance doesn’t want to talk details about implementing mass deportation. He was asked twice.

He knows his boss’s plan is cruel and impossible. He also knows how many Republicans count on staffing their businesses and homes with cheap immigrant labor.

Tim Walz talking about how Trump has scuttled the border bill and ordered Republicans not to pass any legislation, even bipartisan legislation, that is good for this country. “What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?” Minnesota Nice Nailed It.

President Biden will fly over Asheville to survey the damage because Mayor doesn’t want to shut only the open road from airport down to accommodate his motorcade. We know Trump if he were President in an election year would insist on the photo op.

As Iran launches a missile attack on Israel, your reminder, dictators across the world want Donald Trump in charge of the United States. Because he will tell them, as he has told Russia, to do “whatever the hell you want.”

Orioles 1-5 with RISP in scoring position. In a 1-0 loss in the first game of the AL Wild Card series against the Kansas City Royals. And that one hit only got a runner at second to third.

Baltimore colors are orange and black. Felt a bit too famiilar for SF Giants fans.

Hey Detroit Tigers fans. You can borrow the terms “Torture” and “Laugher” for the duration of your 2024 postseason. Sincerely, SF Giants fans who empathize.

Imagine if before baseball playoffs or major sporting event or even a reality television competition, one team or contestant constantly claimed they would win and if they lost it was cheating & they wouldn’t accept it.

We’d change the channel.

No longer with us

September 30, 2024

People are complicated. RIP Pete Rose. He was the best and worst of baseball.

-Tom Tolbert on KNBR with the line of the night on Pete Rose.

“He probably had himself in a death pool. The ultimate push.”

Though seriously, RIP Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo, who passed away of brain cancer at only age 58. He was one of the best in the NBA on and off the court., a global ambassador for the sport.

It’s a bummer to root for a team eliminated from the postseason. OTOH, it’s was a lot less stressful today than being a Mets, Braves or Diamondbacks fan.

Now, if the SF Giants, after a mostly lost season, hadn’t managed to beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 2 out of 3 the last week of the season, either the Mets or Braves would have been eliminated.

New York and Atlanta fans, you’re welcome

Dear Buster Posey. Congratulatons on your new role as President of Baseball Operations for the SF Giants.

Now can you find a role for Pablo Sandoval in the SF Giants organization?… Vice-President of energy and FUN works for me.

Imagine being in Valdosta, Georgia with your home or business destroyed or without power, and first responders tell you, sorry we can’t help today, we have to go protect Donald Trump for his photo op.

Rachel Maddow has clip of J.D Vance talking on going after Harvard’s endowment & making universities pay taxes because of their politics & involvement in cultural issues. If involvement in politics & cultural issues means paying taxes, can we start taxing churches? Yesterday?

Polls don’t matter .Votes do. But polls do show big increase in Republicans planning to vote for abortion rights

JD Vance says he doesn’t think most suburban woman care about abortion rights ,and instead care about “normal things” Got news for him, reproductive rights are normal things.

Hurricane Ian – September 28, 2022

Hurricane Sandy – October 22, 2012

Hurricane Maria, September 16, 2017 Donald Trump

“Nobody thought this would be happening, especially now it’s so late in the season for hurricanes.”

Donald Trump knows darn well it’s pronounced COMMA-La. His pronounciation is deliberately wrong & insulting. Media ignores it. Imagine if Joe Biden Kamala Harris started calling him DonOLD every time… Thinking media would be all over them for not being Presidential.

From my high school yearbook. Back in the days when friends could disagree on politics. It’s midnight in Georgia. Jimmy Carter is 100. Proud to have supported him in 1976 and 1980. We are so lucky to live in a world with him in it.

Why bother

September 30, 2024

Trump inconvenienced 100,000 fans who had to enter stadium over 90 min early & cost taxpayers big $$ in Secret Service/police costs. Just so he could see Georgia Alabama game?!

BUT NY Times reports at the bottom of their story,, he left just after halftime, right after being shown on TV.

Seriously, fans had to be in the stadium by 5p, missing out on serious tailgate time, for a 630p start. And Trump only stayed at the game for about 90 minutes..

Apparently many MAGA Trump fans are furious that ABC “only” showed Donald for a few seconds on TV last night at the Georgia-Alabama game. Despite the fact that most viewers tuned in to watch…the game?!!

It’s. A. Cult.

Meanwhile the New Orleans Saints snatched defeat from the jaws of victory after… (when they had initially fallen behind after a muffed punt at the 5 yard line, Paulson Adebo committed a completely unnecessary pass interference penalty with 20 seconds left and the Falcons out of time outs, setting up a 58 yard game winning field goal.

So are the Atlanta Falcons going to give the game ball to Shaheed or Adebo?

And on top of it all just found out that Paulson Adebo is an anti-vaxxer

Proving once again, being a former Stanford football player is no guarantee of not being stupid.

SF Giants made a late push after being eliminated, at one point winning 7 of 8 against postseason bound teams but fall JUST short of .500 by losing 2 of 3 to the Cardinals.

Kind of sums up the 2024 season.

Hey Gen Z – it’s not just the Trump Tequila Tax. Donald’s tariffs will raise prices on much more. For starters, coffee & tea – especially boba tea. “Most of tapioca consumed in U.S. is imported. The critical ingredient, tapioca starch, is mostly grown in Asia.”

Pass it on.

As the death toll keeps rising from Hurricane Helene, have to wonder… how many victims died because they’ve learned, increasingly from Trump to ignore warnings from experts about anything related to science?

President Biden says he hopes to visit Helene-impacted areas this week “if it doesn’t impact emergency response. Trump announced he’d visit Valdosta, GA Monday, state needs be damned. Donald claims he’ll help distribute relief supplies. So how many paper towels will he throw?

VERY important reason to post positive things about your favorite politician(s)

. Part of GOP strategy is to convince us all politicians are crooks & liars & your vote doesn’t matter. We have many good leaders in USA. But the more good people stay home the more bad people win.

Out of order

September 29, 2024

Sorry, but the phrase “Big Ten Conference opening win for Oregon over UCLA” is just WRONG.

IYCMI, while Asheville and Western North Carolina suffered historic flooding and many people have died, Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson was at a CAMPAIGN EVENT in the state where he ended up treated for second-degree burns after touching a truck exhaust pipe.

MSM sanewashes Trump by not headlining his rambling. Fox News website doesn’t even mention his most demented lies- today on his “beach body”, migrants in your kitchen, Kamala & Joe being “mentally disabled…”

But remember headlines for days when Biden forgot a name or word?

Some MAGA trolls chortling that MINNESOTA governor Tim Walz heard some boos when he attended Minnesota-Michigan game. Uh, imagine if J.D Vance had cojones to show up today with Ohio State jersey in East Lansing for OSU-Michigan State game. Boos would register on Richter scale.


In an unearthed video, JD Vance attacked women “who can’t have kids” because they “passed the biological period when it was possible” as “miserable” people who “have no real value system” and strugg

Did J.D. Vance make his wife Usha undergo exams to prove she was fertile before he married her? What an infernal jerk.

Over on what I still call Twitter, when I get a tweet even semi-viral praising President Biden, always get bots and trolls claiming he is incompetent and/or doddering.

Same bots and trolls who also claim Joe controls the DOJ, FBI indeed all aspects of government against their cult leader Trump. Make it make sense.

“Refugees seeking haven in America are poor and disease-ridden. They threaten to take jobs away from Americans & strain welfare budgets. They’re bringing with them crime. They’re accused of being rapists.”

Of course we’re talking about hate directed at Irish in 19th Century.

https://www.history.com/news/when-america-despised-the-irish-the-19th-centurys-refugee-crisis

121

September 27, 2024

The Chicago White Sox today, with a loss to the Detroit Tigers are now 39-121. A record number of losses.

If anyone has seen the White Sox play this year, the hardest thing to understand, how did they win 39 games

Congratulations to Matt Chapman, winner of the SF Giants Willie Mac award. Well since Chapman signed a long term deal, one nice change this year is that the winner should be around for a while

Don’t look now but Indiana, Illinois and Rutgers, all at 4-0, are on top of the Big 10 College Football Standings.

Getting to CFB playoffs means money for whole conference. No dog in this fight but my sense is ACC officials made call to get Miami – an ACC team – big payoff by maybe being in playoffs. Virginia Tech took one for the team, or rather the conference on overturned Hail Mary TD.

(and yes, ACC gets one team -their champion – in, but they have a chance for more, and seeding matters


My feeling on replay review. If it takes more than 2 minutes, the call stands. Period.

Dear Republicans. When you have a “once in a lifetime storm” on a regular basis across the United States pretty safe to say, yes, climate change is real.

Read a sad story about a guy in Cedar Key, Florida whose popular little bar was destroyed by Hurricane Helene.
“He said he has previously turned down offers of government aid, but this time is ready to accept whatever help he can get.”

Socialism is too often defined as aid given to anyone else.

Rick Scott, on CNN talking about hurricane flooding. (Yes, he said it)

“In Florida, most of what you die from is water not wind. …Who knows what the reason is, but something is changing, massive storms, massive storm surge, we’ve got to figure this out.” Something? 2 words: CLIMATE CHANGE

Have to wonder, how many people who ignored orders to evacuate during Hurricane Helene and still survived (often only with help from first responders) will decide they were right? Much like those who took invermectin and still survived COVID.

Melania Trump said of the “mainstream media” “They only fueling a toxic atmosphere…This needs to stop. This needs to stop. The country needs to unite.”

MSM is fueling a toxic atmosphere?! If you didn’t already know Melania doesn’t attend nor listen to Donald’s speeches and rallies.

If you’re struggling to control your appetite for food and don’t want to resort to drugs, may I suggest reading stories of how RFK Jr and Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ Facetime sex with each other?

RIP Maggie Smith, 89 Loved her in so many things, but especially as the Dowager Countess in Downton Abbey “A woman of my age can face reality better than most men.” True at any age, really

Storms ahead

September 26, 2024

As we approach the MLB postseason

If you are looking for a team to root for in the playoffs.

In the bottom 10 of MLB payrolls

21. Royals, $115,257,261

23. Brewers $105,833.094

24. Tigers $103,834,833

27. Orioles $94,520,400

28. Guardians $93,333,629

OTOH

Top 5, Mets − $305,624,274

Yankees − $303,322,047

Dodgers − $249,823,654

Phillies − $243,476,617

Astros − $236,524,482

-As an SF Giants fan whose team was at one point the worst in baseball hitting with RISP, must admit I felt for Minnesota Twins fans tonight. Winning run on 2nd and/or 3rd in 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th. And still managed to lose in 13 to the 100 loss Marlins.

Stanford supposed to fly to South Carolina to play Clemson on Saturday. Since it’s all charter planes anyway for football teams why doesn’t Clemson just come to California? We have a perfectly good stadium and sunshine this weekend.

For days forecasters have been saying Helene could be biggest hurricane EVER in parts of Florida, even inland. And reports are many people haven’t evacuated since hurricanes were never problem before. Maybe if Deathsantis hadn’t banned using term “climate change” in Florida.

As Hurricane Helene bore down upon Florida, Joe Biden has already (2 days ago) approved federal disaster relief, unconditionally, without threats or attacks on a state that didn’t vote for him. It’s so nice having a President.

(Got the the usual bots & trolls attacking me on social media for pointing out that Biden was helping Florida… many of them made comments like “well, it’s bare minimum,” or “how could you make it political.” Did they forget or not see that Trump says he will withhold disaster aid from California?)

Reports from a couple Florida friends that Ron DeSantis didn’t make toll roads free today in Florida ahead of Hurricane Helene. If true, evacuees will have insult added to injury by having to pay for their escapes. And would be very on brand.

Has FLORIDA RESIDENT Donald Trump said one positive thing or even written a message of hope for his state during one of their worst hurricanes ever?

(I’ll wait.)

Fox News and other right wing media were all over Kamala Harris wearing an $800 pair of earrings at the DNC. For some reason they seem to have missed that Donald Trump is hawking $100,000 watches.

Indicted by the Feds.

Eric Adams

Robert Menendez

Hunter Biden

Donald Trump.

But tell me how Joe Biden has weaponized the DOJ against Republicans?

.-

Stephen Colbert on Pete Buttigieg playing J.D. Vance in debate prep for Tim Walz. “Must be difficult for Buttigieg to get into character.. since Vance has none.”

The show goes on!

September 25, 2024

Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever are out of the WNBA playoffs. But so many great players are still in. A’Ja Wilson, Napheesa Collier, Breanna Stewart. For starters. Keep watching!

Don’t look now but the 38-120 Chicago White Sox are on a two game winning streak.

As Trump keeps saying that everyone who won’t vote for him, Catholics, Jews, Seniors, etc, .. (so far) should have their head examined, your reminder that psychiatrists are almost universally agreed that Trump has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. .

Mayor Eric Adams indicted on Federal charges in New York. He’s a Democrat. If he’s convicted he should go to jail. See how easy that is?

The US Senate just passed legislation to continue to fund the government until Dec 20. 78-18 18 Republicans actually voted to shut everything down on Monday.

Why do so many in the GOP hate America?

Last week Trump said that he’d “probably” meet President Zelensky. Now Donald said he wil not meet Zelensky Is there ANYTHING Trump says the truth about? Other than being a dictator on day one and punishing his enemies?

Learned from Colin Allred today Texas has been red partly because it’s one of LOWEST turnout states in the country Only 60% of eligible voters turned out in 2020.

By comparison California had 68%, Minnesota had 80%.

If voters turn out this year, Democrats can defeat Ted Cruz.

WTAF?

Mike Lee had unmitigated gall to oppose President Biden’s nominee to run Office of Government Ethics

because “we are too close to Presidential election & the term is 5 years.”

But Lee had no problem with ramming though lifetime SCOTUS nominee few weeks before 2020 election

As Florida Governor Ron DeSantis warns people about Hurricane Helene, can someone ask him why he believes weather science about storms but not medical science about vaccines?


Women lead

September 25, 2024

Former San Antonio Spurs asst coach Becky Hammon, a Gregg Popovich protege, interviewed repeatedly for NBA head coaching jobs. She never got an offer; whisper was she “wasn’t head coaching material.” Mark Davis paid her $1 million to coach the Las Vegas Aces.

Result, repeat WNBA championships.

And a first round sweep tonight.

Los Angeles Dodgers, down 4-2 with two on, nobody out in bottom of the 9th, ground into game ending triple play (!) to lose to the San Diego Padres. No punch line. as an SF Giants fan I just like reporting that.

Speaker Mike Johnson says GOP House will certify the election, “if it’s a free and fair election.” Translation. Republicans are only agreeing to accept the election results if they win.

Imagine, seriously, if sports fans said they would accept the outcome of games, only if THEIR teams won.

On the Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked Canadian PM Justin Trudeau on Americans crossing border for lower drug prices. “We’re happy to try to help you out, but would be really easier if you guys had Universal Health Care.

If US only cared about health as much as gun rights.

Trump bragging on how he will take care of women by eliminating their rights: “You will no longer have anxiety from all the problems our country has today… You will be protected, & will be your protector.” Trump isn’t running for President. He’s running for Stalker in Chief.

But seriously wrap your head around this:

A candidate for President has been found guilty of sexual assault and denies dozens of accusations from others by saying things like “she would not be the chosen one.” That same candidate now calls himself “a protector of women.”

Just saying for anyone who knows someone in Texas. Avote for Colin Allred is not only a vote to send Ted Cruz back to Texas, (or Canada)

It’s also a vote to keep Mitch McConnell’s GOP replacement from being Senate Majority Leader. And a vote to keep GOP from refusing to confirm judicial nominees even if Kamala Harris is elected.


Anyone who knows the history of the Holocaust knows… It didn’t start with Nazi death camps. It started with serial numbers, registration, demonizing non-Aryans, punishing dissidents and political enemies…

If you want to know how unhinged Trump’s latest speech today was don’t take my word for it. Go to Fox News website. They aren’t even mentioning it.

(not the first time either.)

Mitch McConnell actually spoke today on the Senate floor about Democrats trying to destroy the legitimacy of the Supreme Court. Funeral services for satire are pending.

Joe Manchin having hissy fit & won’t endorse Kamala Harris, because she supports ending filibuster to codify Roe V. Wade. “Shame on her. She knows the filibuster is the holy grail of democracy.” What will Manchin say if GOP takes back Senate & eliminates filibuster on day 1?

So since Trump is promising everything else why hasn’t he said if he were President he’d Sharpie the hurricane away from Florida?

And the first shall be last…

September 23, 2024

As a Saints fan in the San Francisco Bay area it was tough to watch New Orleans snatch defeat from the jaws of victory Sunday.

49ers. “Hold our beer.”


Meanwhile the SF Giants have won six of seven and are making a late season push towards .500…. (damaging playoff hopes of other teams in the process.)

As a New Orleans Saints fan still bitter about that NFC Championship loss to the Rams, nonetheless remember, Saints were up 17-0 in the first half before LA coach Sean McVay called for a successful fake punt… Did SF 49ers staff not remember it?

Republicans saying “let the states decide” on Roe v Wade, are really saying “We are perfectly fine taking rights away from AMERICAN women and girls simply based on where they are born.”

Rachel Maddow has clip of Ohio Senate candidate Moreno saying it’s “a little crazy” for women over 50 to care about abortion. I’m 65. I care VERY much about reproductive rights. Bernie Moreno can go perform a sexual act upon himself that will not result in pregnancy.

Donald Trump, who used to be friends with Oprah Winfrey decades ago, ranted yesterday “I couldn’t help but think this isn’t the real Oprah.” Trump used to be a Democrat. She could say the same about him.

As neither Trump nor Vance will condemn Mark Robinson now, your reminder he’s PUBLICLY said some pretty awful things before now.

“Once a woman is pregnant it’s not her body anymore.” Homosexuality is “filth,” “It’s is time for us to get back and start reading some of those quotes” (from Hitler, Stalin etc..)

Ana Navarro nails it. “Melania Trump being paid $237,500 for Mar-A-Lago speech, Donald selling selling cheap Christmas ornaments for $90… I find it incredibly tacky… preying on poor people to fund their luxury…turning Mar-A-Lago & campaign into the Home Shopping Network”

Trump today said that California has blackouts and brownouts every single day.

California voter here. Can’t remember the last time we lost power.

So no Donald, you’re confused, that would be Texas.

.D Vance asked about Mark Robinson ” “I don’t not believe him, I don’t believe him—I just think that you have to let these things sometimes play out in the court of public opinion.” – So what kind of dressing goes with this word salad?

As Mark Robinson continues to insist the credible allegations against him are false…

Wouldn’t we all want to know how many IT professionals who work for Republicans are getting the question today “How do you delete your browser history?

On Sept 18, Trump said that he planned to visit Springfield, Ohio in the next two weeks. Now he says he’s not going. So this was a “big beautiful healthcare plan” or “policy on mifepristone” kind of two weeks. He should have said he had the “concept” of a visit.

Can we STOP this narrative that Americans know what a Donald Trump presidency would be like? We know what Trump’s FIRST term was like. When he had guardrails, staff around him who reined in his worst impulses. None of those people will be there to save us in a second term.

Seriously GOP? They agreed to fund govt through Dec 20 in exchange for additional Secret Service funding. Also GOP; called on Secretary Mayorkas, since DHS oversees Secret Service, to shift resources to ease strain. So GOP can claim Dems don’t have enough agents on the border?

JD Vance fundraising email:

“I’m going to ask you to make a small sacrifice for President Trump, one that I know he would absolutely make for you too.” “One that I know he would absolutely make for you too.?!

” How many comedy writers dream of writing a line as funny as that?

From UK Times Magazine, quoting JD Vance in 2022. “I think what Trump should do, if i was giving him 1 piece of advice: fire every single mid-level bureaucrat, every civil servant in the administrative state, replace them with our people.” Saying the project 2025 part out loud.

Think you don’t care about politics? I

f you or someone in your family works for the federal goverment, even in a nonpolitical roll, and Trump gets back in the White House, you will probably have to sign a loyalty oath to him or be fired. And yes, he’s saying this out loud.

Race to the bottom

September 21, 2024

The Chicago White Sox now have the modern day American League record for losses – 119 – set by the 2003 Detroit Tigers. One more will tie the 120 losses by the 1962 expansion NY Mets.

Seven games left. It’s good to have achievable goals.

So the Bears fans are great on social media, but tonight was an object lesson in why it’s never a smart idea for Stanford fans to root for Cal… They SHOULD have stopped that d*mn FSU chop. Too many penalties, missed red zone chances and 2 missed FGs.

Trump says he won the debate against Kamala Harris. If he really thought he’d won the debate he’d be accepting the CNN debate, and asking for at least one more. Donald lost And HE KNOWS it.

At Trump’s North Carolina Rally, he introduced his 5 year old granddaughter.

‘Her name is Carolina and she’s beautiful and she’s sweet and she doesn’t know how evil life is – she hasn’t experienced it yet.”

“How evil life is? About and in front of a 5 year old? Beyond weird.

If you have a few seconds, go to http://JimJordan24.com

Sometimes I love American ingenuity.

Almost impossible to do but by comparison –
J.D. Vance actually makes Ted Cruz look less weird.

An AP story on early voting quoted a Trump voter in Minnesota saying “Not that I like him, but he’s a business person, and I like someone who can run a business,” Guessing Fox News hasn’t ever mentioned just how many businesses Trump has run into the ground.

In 2020 in North Carolina, Democrat Cal Cunningham was leading in US Senate race against Republican Thom Tillis. Then Cal was caught sexting a woman and having an affair summer before election. He lost Some of the stupidest behavior for a would be NC leader in memory. Mark Robinson “hold my beer.”

While Kamala Harris accepted a CNN invitation for a second debate, today Trump said it was “too late” to have another debate. Translation = Donald doesn’t want to be embarrassed again on national television.

Trump says he can’t do another debate with Harris because it’s too late, people are already voting. But Donald had no problem ramming through his SCOTUS pick after RBG died in Sept 2020,

When as Amy Klobuchar in a brilliant rant in the Judiciary committee against Ted Cruz said “people are voting right now.”

Atlantic Pacific

September 20, 2024

If you’d said a decade or even five years ago that Stanford would upset Syracuse for their first Atlantic Coast Conference win on a Friday night, your friends and family might have staged an intervention.

Congratulation to the Cleveland Guardians who unexpectedly won the AL Central. And their rookie manager Stephen Vogt,

Yes, the same Stephen Vogt who played for the SF Giants in 2019 and interviewed for the managerial job in 2024. The SF Giants were eliminated from post season competition this week.

As Astros pitcher Justin Verlander was rocked again, six runs in 4 2/3 innings, he says he returned from injury ‘a little fast.’

Although at 41, how slow can you go?

As it’s Friday Night Lights time across the country with high school football, your reminder that Tim Walz is the football coach and teacher we all wish we had in high school.

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Jimmy Carter, 99 years old, a widower and in hospice for over a year,wants to live long enough to cast his vote for Kamala Harris. What’s YOUR excuse for not voting?

So many men who are just fine with letting individual states decide women’s reproductive rights.

Imagine if certain states outlawed ED drugs for all unmarried or divorced men. Or if they started requiring spousal consent for a prescription?


Newspapers or magazine simply reporting what Mark Robinson allegedly wrote would now be banned in Florida schools.

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All women have made bad choices . But Olivia Nuzzi having an affair in 2024 with RFK Jr is Hall of Fame level.

GOP Senators block legislation to protect IVF, while insisting – before the election – that they really do support IVF. Basically the same playbook as Trump SCOTUS nominees in their confirmation hearings – “of course we know Roe is settled law…”.

Newspapers or magazines reporting what Mark Robinson allegedly wrote would now be banned in Florida schools.

In all seriousness the latest RFK Jr. affair reactions are in most ways less surprising than the fact any woman at this point would choose to have an affair with him.

All women have made bad choices. But Olivia Nuzzi having an affair with RFK Jr is Hall of Fame level.


GOP Senators block legislation to protect IVF, while insisting – before the election – that they really do support IVF. Basically the same playbook as Trump SCOTUS nominees in their confirmation hearings – “of course we know Roe is settled law…”

Unpacked 12

September 19, 2024

So as the college football conference schedule gets into full swing- Stanford plays Friday in Syracuse… UCLA plays LSU, and USC plays Michigan… Can we blame Trump?

JD Vance says of Haitians who immigrated legally to Ohio “I’m still gonna call them illegal aliens.” Imagine if any Democrat made that kind of statement about legal Immigrants from India – like Vance’s in-laws?

Person with “self-trained bomb-detecting dog” accused of falsely reporting threat at Trump rally.

There was NO bomb threat at Trump’s rally.

But yes there have been bomb threats in Springfield Ohio due to Trump’s lies about immigrant

In 2000, lawyer John Roberts, who assisted George W. in Bush v. Gore, ADOPTED his 2 children, a boy & girl born 5 months apart.

So by Sarah Sanders & J.D. Vance standards, he has “nothing” keeping him humble, & should barely have right to vote, let alone be SCOTUS Chief Justice

As Senate GOP again blocked bill to guarantee access to IVF nationwide – Senate Whip John Thune says he ‘doesn’t know of any GOP not in favor of IVF, Mandate part, that’s a challenging issue….

” Translation, if voters put Republicans in control we’ll find a reason to ban IVF.

Question of the day. J.D. Vance has admitting to having “created” the story about immigrants eating pets to get the media to pay attention. So what OTHER stories have J.D and Donald created where they haven’t been caught in the lie yet?

Tommy Tuberville issued a statement saying that the Fed had no right to cut interest rates this close to an election and claims Jay Powell is just trying to “tip the election to Kamala Harris.”

No matter that lower interest rates benefit most Americans.

Coach Tuberville is a Senator who is supposed to be working for America. Instead he’s rooting for us to lose. What team is he on?


Your reminder that while Fox News and other pundits are screaming about the need to provide more security to Donald Trump, that for the past few years are have also been complaining about spending taxpayer money to build a security fence around President Biden’s Delaware beach home.

-Trump pretending he has nothing to do with Project 2025 is another of the Trump Vance created stories.

Donald Trump Jr sent out an email with the headline –

“Agencies ignored red flags on Trump shooter.”

1. He didn’t actually shoot.

2. So now would his dad like to talk about gun control red flag laws?

Donald Trump, who took away the SALT deduction in large part to punish blue states, now says he will bring it back if voters re-elect him. I believe the punchline to this bad joke is “You knew I was a snake when you picked me up.” #VoteBlue

Who done dat?

September 16, 2024

“Just the way we expected Sunday’s game against the Cowboys to go” said no honest Saints fan.

But for the residents of 49 states outside of Texas and maybe those in Houston too, that was a serious beat down of self-proclaimed “America’s Team” and Jerry Jones by the New Orleans Saints. 44-19. You’re welcome.

WNBA playoffs start next Sunday.

Wonder if they will join the list of leagues whose playoffs outdraw at least early round playoffs for Major League Baseball?

Philadelphia Inquirer with nominee for headline of the year!.

“Kristi Noem, who shot her dog, is stumping for Trump in Pa. after he claimed that immigrants are eating pets.”

Brittany Mahomes apparently is rethinking her support of Donald Trump after he posted “I hate Taylor Swift.” (Mahomes and Swift have become friends.)

I’m a Democrat, I believe in education. So hope Brittany has learned something. If not yet perhaps she should read up on what Trump and Vance are saying about people who aren’t white. and Brittany and Patrick do have mixed-race children.

Washington Post out with a story saying that Secret Service warned Trump early in his Presidency that photographers could shoot long range pictures of him golfing, and that similarly, someone with a gun might be able to get access.

He didn’t want to stop golfing. Or close his clubs when he was on the premises. Secret Service COULD close off Trump’s clubs completely to the public. But Donald still doesn’t want this. He wants to be able to make lots of money from the public visiting his clubs. And he wants the adulation from rich acolytes.

Louisiana requires 10 Commandments to be posted in public schools. Many GOP want them in all schools. How about posting them in the US Senate?

Starting with JD Vance’s office.

Number 9 -“You shall not give false witness against your neighbor.”

Trump today blaming Biden and Harris saying “their rhetoric is causing me to be shot at…”

At the same his VP admits to making up stories that are harming innocent Haitians, Donald calling Biden & Harris “evil” and saying “I hate Taylor Swift.”

Since the white man in Florida who apparently wanted to shoot at Trump was a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, is NOW a good time to talk about sensible gun control reform?


Candice Bergen at Emmy’s mentioned Dan Quayle criticizing TV show “Murphy Brown” after Murphy, unmarried & pregnant, decided to keep her baby.

“Today Republican candidate for vice president would never attack a woman for having kids. So as they say, my work here is done. Meow.”

Finally saw the interview with J.D. Vance seriously sneering while he tells Dana Bash that he created the story about pets being eaten.

While he lied about the Haitians being there illegally…. (they are LEGAL migrants.) J.D. Vance really hates women

Mitt Romney, who says he is not voting for Trump, was asked again about supporting Harris, Romney said: “I don’t have anything on that at this stage.”

So uh, Mitt, what would it take?

Why does media act so shocked that the suspect knew Trump would be golfing. Surely it’s obvious when his plane lands and/or when Donald is at Mar-A-Lago due to added security. And if he’s home during the day, if he’s not ranting on social media, he golfs.

Bad jokes, sports and otherwise.

September 15, 2024

Was at SF Giants game when they scored 13 runs on Wednesday night. Joked to a friend I hoped they hadn’t used up all their runs for the week. They haven’t scored another run since.

Florida State, who had a legitimate claim to being BCS playoff eligible last year, is now 0-3 after falling to Memphis?! Well at least Seminoles fans should be glad to have Stanford and Cal in the ACC.

Looks like Boise State, Colorado State, Fresno State, and San Diego State will join Oregon State and Washington State in the Pac 12 for the 2026-27 year.

They could just call it the “State 12?”

Although, really, aren’t we just moving towards referring to all college football as the NFL minor leagues?

Trump says he will not sell DJT shares, and the stock surged. So when Donald does unload his shares will he say he had the concept of not selling?

Fox News headline: Melania Trump releases new video with ‘warning to all Americans’ ahead of $100 million lawsuit. (Donald wants DOJ to pay him $100 for damages during FBI raid.)

Yes, raid should be a warning. If you steal classified documents the FBI can raid ANYONE’s house.

As much as we may snicker about Trump having a “concept of a plan,” he DOES have a plan. It’s Project 2025.

Martha Stewart didn’t endorse in 2020. Now she is endorsing VP Harris. Because Kamala “doesn’t hate New York,” and she “doesn’t hate democracy.”

Ups and downs.

September 13, 2024

All you need to know about the SF Giants season

Three games against the Milwaukee Brewers.

13-2 win in the middle game.

And game one, two runs on hits. Game three, 0 runs on five hives.

Not enough castles, too many outhouses.

“Siri, what is a mediocre team?”

Meanwhile. apparently there might be issues with the Oakland A’s move to Sacramento.

 John Fisher might be the worst owner in the history of professional sports….. well maybe except for Charles Comiskey – google him, kids

(Even Marge Schott had her moments.)

But want another reason I root for the New Orleans Saints over the SF 49ers…. Actually the SANTA CLARA 49ers…

https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/49ers/article/49ers-pour-900-000-year-s-santa-clara-city-19761165.php

So who did he think he was, Crash Davis? Per ESPN “Minnesota Twins released minor league catcher Derek Bender on Thursday after he told opposing hitters the type of pitch that was coming to the plate during at-bats of the game last week.”

Trump knows… Every minute we spend refuting his lies on cats and abortion is a minute we don’t spend talking about the truth of his planned Project 2025.

Now he’s just throwing out “concepts.” Trump said today he’ll eliminate tax on overtime. Leaving aside that companies will pressure people to work off the clock or for salaries without OT, wonder how long it would take for executives to declare their compensation overtime?


People are saying that the only reason Donald Trump picked JD Vance as his running mate is that he wanted someone so incompetent and awful that GOP wouldn’t force him to step aside as his age and increasing cognitive decline became worse.

Giving undecided voters all the media attention is like teachers and professors giving extra credit to the students who didn’t start working on their papers until the night before they were due.

Cloing the night with this. 1. No one is aborting babies after birth 2. Haitian immigrants are not eating pets. 3. Trump Project 2025 is REAL 4. Every minute the media spends on 1 and 2 distracts from 3

Worse and worser

September 12, 2024

Billionaire Chicago White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, says”the “year has been very painful for all,” in a statement released today after the White Sox lost their 114th game.

And then did he get in his private plane and fly home?

As the White Sox may break the 1962 Mets modern record for the most losses., here’s what Reinsdorf is probably really thinking… “Maybe no one will notice becauee I’m not John Fisher.”.

Please do not adjust your set, yes, the SF Giants put up 13 runs on the first place Milwaukee Brewers Wednesday night in an 13-2 win.

(Giants fans hope this means the team doesn’t get shut out for the rest of the week.)


You think you have a tough job. Imagine being a Trump surrogate Wednesday morning.

Trump is big mad over Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris. “I actually like Mrs. Mahomes much better.”

How long until Donald says his daughter-in-law Lara Trump is a better singer?

Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, a conservative Republican, today rebutted the Haitians eating pets lie, and said he spoke to the mayor of Springfield, Ohio who said the rumor wasn’t true. So what happened? MAGAs on social media are attacking DeWine. It’s a cult.

Heard a GOP pundit brush off the debate as “With Trump you know what you’re doing to get.” But wasn’t the whole point of GOP attacks on President Biden that Joe was getting older with cognitive decline. And DonOld Trump is a 78 year old man with an unhealthy lifestyle.

‘This was my best debate ever. I thought it was very good.” Quote from Donald Trump after last night’s debate.

So is he somehow trying to avoid losing by proving that he’s too old to run for President.

Seriously in the old Twitter days a comment like Elon Musk made to Taylor Swift would have gotten his account suspended.

(What he said – “Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life,”

Getting closer NY Times.. “During the debate, Donald Trump used a false charge to attack Kamala Harris for her support of abortion rights.” But “used a false charge” is ungainly & takes up four words. How about “Donald Trump LIED?”

Gone guy

September 11, 2024

So not much good news tonight for the SF Giants, four hits, none with RISP in a 3-2 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.

But ,tonight was the last night they apparently will ever wear the City Connect Orange Creamsicle uniforms. #Smallmercies IYKYK

Iterrupt debate talk for some bipartisan outrage. Trader Joe’s is selling ‘Pumpkin Spice Chardonnay.” No joke

#JustSayNo

Sen. John Cornyn, who knows better, whining today that Dems prioritizing confirming judges over Defense authorization bill. 1. If GOP didn’t demand performative votes Biden could get judges confirmed faster. 2. Where was Cornyn when Tuberville was holding up military promotions?

1. It’s already illegal for noncitizens to vote. 2. Imagine if Dems announced plan to force rural white working class voters in red states to pay for certified copies of birth certificates NOW to vote in November. GOP would be livid. Some people don’t want some people to vote.

“I have the concepts of a plan.” What happened to the big beautiful healthcare plan Trump was going to unveil in two weeks?

Was a delegate to the California Democratic convention in San Francisco. When Tulsi Gabbard was a Democrat. Suffice it to say her speech was an indication of how well she’d do as Trump’s debate coach.

Donald, tonight”I have nothing to do with Project 2025.” “I didn’t read it.” Well the second Trump statement is true.


JD Vance went from a Never-Trumper to a supporter to a full on cult-member. And tonight in the debate Donald repaid his running mate for his loyalty. Asked about signing Vance’s statement Trump would sign an abortion ban, Donald said ‘I haven’t talked to J.D. about that…”

Anyone got an “under the bus” tally for this year’s Trump campaign


Forget the have a beer test – which of these two candidates would you trust to to catsit your cat?

Viktor Orban, the dictator President of Hungary is the leader Trump is using as a reference? WTAF?

So how many big strong men with tears in their eyes will Trump say “Sir You Won the Debate” tomorrow?

f you don’t already love Minnesota Governor and future VP Tim Walz. “Trump can’t at nearly 80 years old do something I told my fourth graders. When you lose a game you go shake hands and congratulate the other person and move on.”

Tariffs are a sales tax. Tariffs are a sales tax. Tariffs are a sales tax.

Once again for those in the back. Tariffs are a sales tax.

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Yes, people have varying reasons for still being “Undecided” in November. But why do I feel a bit like we’re rewarding the kids in class who didn’t do their homework and now are scrambling to get it done at the last minute?

Only real winners on Trump side of the debate -those who bet he wouldn’t mention “the late great Hannibal Lecter.”

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As someone who has long considered Ted Cruz the worst person in the Senate, I must confess I really underestimated the awfulness of J.D. Vance.

Debate Eve.

September 10, 2024

So will Trump and his good buddy billionaire Jets owner Woody Johnson claim the SF 49ers stole tonight’s Monday Night Football game and try to start a riot at Levi’s Stadium?

Johnson actually before the game told a reporter than the game was the only reason to go to San Francisco..

The 49ers actually play in Santa Clara. But maybe Woody got lucky, went to SF by mistake, and missed the game?

The Kamala Harris Donald Trump debate is tonight.

No doubt media will be armed with every thing Kamala Harris has ever said so they can explain to us how she said something contradictory to a position she had in a high school debate.

Whereas with Donald Trump, its as if they think factchecking is like trying to bail a sinking boat with a teacup, so why bother?

People who simply signed a petition to put Amendment Four, abortion rights on the ballot are getting visits from Ron DeSantis’ “election police” Allegedly to check for fraud.

DESantis’s “election police” are accompanied by real police. (All at Taxpayer expense) Or should we call them Florida gestapo?

(And it’s not isolated – DeSantis’s secretary of state has ordered elections supervisors in at least four counties to review at least 36,000 petition forms that had already been verified months ago

Hey folks. – As GOP talks about shutting down the government to stop nonciizens from voting:

1. GOP is lying about there being a problem with noncitizens voting.

2. Voting as a noncitizen is already illegal.

3. Passports are expensive. And a certified copy of your birthday certificate is at least $25-30.

4. Their sham bill, on top of everything else, is a poll tax. Why isn’t media covering this more?

And as GOP lies that USA has problem with noncitizens voting, do they realize how difficult it can be to prove citizenship, espec. for older rural voters. You need passport or a CERTIFIED birth certificate. Guessing many red state voters don’t have or can’t find that proof.

Can’t be said enough. All these people who are opposing Trump and endorsing Harris from Donald’s first administration…. are people he himself originally HIRED

Brig. General Steve Anderson, who with other former senior military officials endorsed Kamala Harris, points out today that Donald Trump would not even be eligible to JOIN the military, let alone lead it. “How did the Nazis rise to power? Because good people didn’t speak up.”

Meanwhile the Biden adminstration just finalized a rule requiring insurers to pay for mental health like they do physical ailments.


Wish this got more coverage

GOP always talks about mental health after mass shootings. But they don’t do a darn thing to help Americans get mental health care. Democrats get things DONE. But competence isn’t clickbait.

Okay CNN, your headline writer actually nailed it for Monday am. Hope this is a trend: “Trump warms up for debate by threatening to jail election officials.”