Slowing it down

Monday night Brewers’ first baseman Jake Bauers spent seven minutes, 15 seconds in the batter’s box against Dodgers pitcher Yoshinobu Yamamoto. It was a 12 pitch AB that resulted in a walk.

Impressive

Though Brandon Belt’s longest at-bat lasted 12 minutes & 45 seconds. 21 pitches. (Although to be fair Belt finally lined out.)

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So now even Trump admits the Russian oil won’t make much of a difference to US prices.

He sold us and Ukraine out for nothing

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As Trump spouts increasingly insane things and does increasingly insane things, forget whether or not he’s on the ballot in November.

Imagine he were your elderly parent. You’d be calling around BEGGING assisted living homes to give him the first available opening.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle had dyed her hair blonde and had her plastic surgery make her took more like Ivanka than a twisted bee-stung Elvira would she still have a job?

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To save everyone time with fact-checking new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia.

“Yes, you can pass the bar in China, but only if you are a Chinese citizen (including permanent residents of Hong Kong, Macao, and residents of Taiwan). Foreign residents cannot take the exam.”

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Per Fox News ” White House press secretary Katie Zacharia says her family will be moving to D.C. -she’d stayed home with children from 2014 to 2020 & is “looking to balance her White House role w/ her family life.”
How long until Katie leaves to “spend more time with her family?”

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