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April 11, 2024

Tom Brady says he’s ‘not opposed’ to a late-season NFL return.

What about as a captain for the Pro Bowl?

Hey media, You’re devoting countless hours to the life of a man credibly accused of 2 murders (& convicted in civil court of those murders.)

How about focusing some time & attention on the lives of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ron Goldman?

And about seriousness of domestic violence.

What next? Will Trump ask for a delay in his trial by claiming he was planning to ask O.J. Simpson to be his running mate?

At the Masters’ Club dinner last night, Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player and Tom Watson talked about “wonderful experience” with everyone together, and lamented the state of golf amid PGA-LIV rift.

You know who was unavailable to give an opinion on the problems caused by Saudi tour? Jamal Khashoggi.

Add Chris Sinunu to arrogant white male GOP idiot list, saying “let’s leave abortion to states” “I don’t think this is going to be a driver, as big an issue as in 2022. There’s been problems here & there… “

Problems here & there?” Is Sinunu that stupid, or does he think we are?

USA Today “Mike Johnson and Donald Trump to promote bill to prevent non-citizens from voting.”

Better headline – Non-citizens cannot vote in federal elections. Johnson & Trump to promote dishonest bill to rile up their base.”

Today Trump called Michael Cohen &r Stormy Daniels “two sleaze bags who have, with their lies and misrepresentations, cost our Country dearly!” Uh, Velveeta Voldemort,

Michael has receipts. And as for Stormy – suggest you not f*ck with someone who has f*cked for a living.

ESPN analyst Bomani Jones on O.J. Simpson “If 1994 doesn’t happen we’re having a much different discussion obviously…” Yep, and if April 15, 1865 doesn’t happen John Wilkes Booth might have been remembered as a good actor.

Mike Johnson warned that an effort to oust him from his Speakership post “would be chaos in the House.” So different from the House present state how exactly?


Trying to wrap my head around mens’ reaction if Democrats said that the legality of Viagra was a state’s rights issue.

The end of the beginning..

April 11, 2024

NBA regular season ends this weekend, April 14.

Which means we’re only about 2 1/2 MONTHS from the NBA finals.

Game 7 would be June 23.


Meanwhile

April 15 is the WNBA draft.

June 27 is the NBA draft.

Wonder if women will beat the men on ratings there too.

If you’re already missing women’s basketball, we’re only about three weeks away from the start of the WNBA preseason. And curiously enough, Indiana Fever, Caitlin Clark’s next team, will be playing the league’s first preseason game on May 3 against Dallas.

SF Giants offense has been anemic to say the least in 2024. But a 7-1 win brought them to 5-8 and a -15 run differential. The Colorado Rockies, 3-10 already have a -35 run differential. Ouch.

Ohtani’s former interpreter is reportedly in negotiations to plead guilty on federal charges involving both betting and stealing money from Shohei. He originally told ESPN Ohtani had helped him with the gambling debt. Wonder how much he really stole, and how much he might be being paid for changing his story again.

House Speaker Mike Johnson will deliver remarks with Trump on ‘election integrity’ This is worse than if Dan Quayle and George W. Bush teamed up to host a spelling bee.

“I’ll release my taxes as soon as I’m done with a routine audit.” “I have a big beautiful healthcare plan.” “Nancy Pelosi is responsible for January 6.” So many Trump lies. And Donald expects us to believe he wouldn’t sign a national abortion ban…

GOP today “States rights! States rights! States rights!” So does this mean GOP is also dropping their opposition to California’s plan to have all new cars, pickup trucks and SUVs be electric or hydrogen by 2035?

Donald Trump is touting his endorsement from Yankees legend Mariano Rivera. Does he hope his base won’t notice that Rivera is an immigrant?

Some of these anti-choice folks are all over Twitter today claiming that “abortion stops a beating heart.” None of them are concerned that AR-15s and other guns also stop beating hearts. Pro life my a**.


CNN has the headline “Trump says he wouldn’t sign federal abortion ban.” Does anyone other than Susan Collins believe him?

Hey CNN, wrong headline. “Conservatives deal another blow to Speaker Johnson.”

Marge Three Names and her cronies aren’t “conservatives.” They’re radical anarchists who don’t believe in governing.