Match races
Some US media reporting on Biden’s 81% in Michigan vs Trump’s 68% reminds me of an old Soviet Union joke:
A USA car beat a Russia car in a match race. Pravda headline “In race today Russian car came in second. The American car came in next to last.”
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Wait, according to Stephen Colbert, Trump says he doesn’t have to post bond “because he’s too rich?” Uh, wasn’t Donald’s conviction for lying and overinflating his assets?
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Has any reporter asked a Democrat voting uncommitted in Michigan over Biden not magically getting a ceasefire in Gaza if they really want to return to a President who will reinstitute a Muslim band, plus arrest and even deport protesters?
I’m waiting,
WTF Washington Post headline:
“Biden wins MI primary but faces notable showing by ‘uncommitted. On GOP side, former president Donald Trump continued sweep of early primary contests.”
President Biden – 81.2%, “uncommitted” 13% Trump -68%, Haley 26.7%
Thinking Jeff Bezos really wants his tax cuts?
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“House Speaker Mike Johnson said he hoped Congress could avert government shutdown. “We have been working in good faith around-the-clock every single day for months and weeks.” Uh, two weeks ago MAGA Mike sent House home for two week vacation. Does he think we’re that stupid?
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Meanwhile in Hawaii, a tourist claiming he wanted to see the sunrise, drove his rental SUV off a cliff on the Big Island – in an area rental car companies tell you not to drive due to poor road conditions and lack of cell service.
He survived with minor injuries.
Thinking someone is lucky to be alive.
And someone is about to learn about those waivers with rental car insurance.
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Louisiana Senator John Kennedy talking today about how teenage children are not mature enough to make decisions on gender-affirming care. But he and most of GOP have no problem with saying children are mature enough to become parents if they get pregnant -even by rape or incest.
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Mitch McConnell & John Thune, two top-ranked GOP leaders, today yielded to conservatives to call for all Senate to conduct a full trial of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.
Maybe Majority Leader Chuck Schumer should schedule trial for nights and weekends.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
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Trump lawyer badgering Terrence Bradley over him saying Nathan Wade only told him once about dating Fani Willis.
Speaking as a woman who has often talked & joked with others about how little men talk to male friends about anything personal, why is that statement controversial?
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From Seth Meyers’ question on his age: “Other guy – he’s about as old as I am, but he can’t remember his wife’s name,” President Biden said, referring to appearance where Trump referred to Melania as “Mercedes.” Can anyone imagine if Joe stumbled over Jill’s name?
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