Left Coast Sports Babe

Vanderbilt is latest school to suspend football activities after members of the team tested positive for COVID-19. This could be particularly bad news for SEC, without nonconference teams and if Vanderbilt doesn’t play, who will teams like Alabama and LSU use for cupcakes?

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SF Giants announcers shocked that manager Gabe Kapler gave Tyler Anderson an opportunity for a complete game. Giants fans who watched bullpen blow three ninth inning leads in four days a little less shocked.

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You know you’re getting used to the new normal when you order a sample-sized new lipstick from Ebay just for Zoom calls.

So where’s the list of all the prominent Democrats who are speaking at the RNC?

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Reports that some attendees of Robert Trump’s funeral at White House tried to eat dinner at Fig and Olive in DC and one of them punched a server when restaurant wouldn’t seat them due to COVID-19 rules. What?! Donald didn’t feed his family with fast food hamburgers?

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So will President Biden graciously invite Mary Trump and her aunt Maryanne to his inaugural?

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Of twelve headline speakers the RNC is promoting for next week, SIX of them are Trumps. I don’t ever want to hear GOP complain about the Clintons or Kennedys again.

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Karen Pence will appear Wednesday night to speak as well as her husband at RNC. Wonder if Mother will accompany Mike Pence to the VP debate so he won’t be alone with Kamala Harris?

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Trump falsely accused Dems of taking the phase “Under God” out of the Pledge of Allegiance during their convention.  Guessing now Joe Biden at some point just needs to open a Press Conference with – “One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

Still wouldn’t have voted for him, but at times like this I really miss John McCain.

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