Birth right?

Julie Ertz named U.S. Soccer’s Female Athlete of the year. Julie is married to former Stanford star and current Eagles TE Zach Ertz.
So when they do get around to having children assume the kids will be getting scholarship offers at birth.



NFL doesn’t play on Saturday until December 21. Shame. Because the Cincinnati Bengals, who face New England Patriots this Sunday, probably would do the best impression of an NCAA college team.

Seriously? NESN (New England Sports Network) headline – “Why History Is On Slumping Patriots’ Side In Matchup With Bengals”
Uh maybe because most 10-3 teams beat most 1-12 teams?

The New York Giants waived CB Janoris Jenkins on Friday, after on Wednesday he made an inappropriate remark to a fan on Twitter.
Let’s see, how long until Jenkins gets picked up by the Patriots? (Or Niners.)


USC officials acknowledged today that they received a notice of allegations from the NCAA regarding alleged violations in its men’s basketball program.
Gosh, this is serious. Could keep the Trojans out of the 2020 NIT tournament.

Just picked up some Ukrainian vodka. Supposed to be good stuff. But assume now it gets blamed for hangovers from drinking bad Russian Vodka.

Trump welcomed Paraguayan President Mario Abdo Benítez for a visit to the White House this morning.
Serious question, anyone think Donald could find Paraguay on a map?

Boris Johnson “This election means that getting Brexit done is now the irrefutable, irresistible, unarguable decision of the British people.”
Or it means that people REALLY don’t like Jeremy Corbyn.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is trying to block Amendment4 which restored voting rights for 1.4 million Floridians with criminal convictions.
DeSantis does realize that without the amendment he’ll eventually be disenfranchising Donald Trump?

Donald Trump Jr. Tweeted “Today is Friday the 13th and the first day of Christmas. No partridges in pear trees this year–light your true love’s fire with Triggered.”
Uh, 2 things -First, “The Twelve Days of Christmas is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. “Christmas Day” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.” (not like Don pretends to be a Christian or anyway.)
Second. I’m sure what most women really want for Christmas is a copy of Triggered. That and a vacuum cleaner?


Mitch McConnell says the Senate impeachment trial will have “total coordination” with Trump.
Right, because doesn’t the defendant in a trial ALWAYS coordinate with the jury?

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