Archive for July 27, 2018

Here goes da Judge

July 27, 2018

Aaron Judge has a fractured wrist and is going to be out three weeks. So what, will the Yankees somehow make a trade for Bryce Harper?

Josh Hader pitched for the first time on the road since the All-Star game when his racist and homophobic teenage tweets were revealed.  Against the Giants, and he was booed loudly.  San Francisco is a hate-free zone,  Except for the Dodgers.

After CNN reporter was banned from White House pool access for simply asking about Michael Cohen,  Fox News issued a statement saying “we stand in strong solidarity with CNN for the right to full access for our journalists as part of a free and unfettered press.”

So they’re sending “thoughts and prayers?”

So Jim Jordan is running for Speaker. Because he’ll speak up as much for the country against Trump as he spoke up for those wrestlers against the doctor?

Jim Jordan will say he’s even more qualified than Dennis Hastert to be speaker because we already know about his sexual abuse scandal. #WTF?

 

So how much will we have to cut from US education budget to provide better security for Betsy Devos’s yachts?

United & American Airlines changing their websites to accede to Chinese demand not to refer to Taiwan as a separate country. Washington HAD described the demand as “Orwellian nonsense.”
“Orwellian nonsense?”  These days in DC Trumpster consider Orwell a political genius.

 

Happy #NationalInternDay – I miss days when that would have been #1 source of jokes about a current US President.

 

So new lying lawyer Trump is claiming that Trump’s old lawyer was a bigger liar. Got it. #TrumpTower

Who knew that publicly humiliating your lawyer at his son’s bar mitzvah might end up affecting his “loyalty.”

 

Maybe Donald Trump Jr. is getting engaged to Kimberly Guilfoyle because if they’re married she can’t testify with anything he’s said to her against him?

Trump has been accused of lying and claiming U.S. Steel is opening “six major facilities.” (They aren’t) So he changed his story. Now he’s claiming SEVEN.
#LiesDamnLiesAndTrumpisms

Meanwhile Fox News website is a Michael Cohen free zone. While they trumpet “Biden gone bad” about Joe’s niece being sentenced in a credit card fraud case.

In a town where EVERYTHING leaks, Robert Mueller might be running the tightest ship in history.