Staggering into 2018

 

Quote the Bengals to Ravens’ playoff hopes -. “Nevermore”

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NFL teams that started 0-2 in 2017: Jets, Bengals, Browns, Colts, Chargers, Bears, Saints, Giants & 49ers. ONE of them is in playoffs.

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And Drew Brees, 38, just set record for highest completion percentage by an NFL QB in a single season.  Imagine how good he’ll be with a little more maturity.

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Who says Wikipedia is always right? “The Cleveland Browns are a professional American football team based in Cleveland, Ohio.”
“Professional?”

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As we all wake up tomorrow  can we hope that on New Year’s Eve  Trump staffers and friends all got  as drunk and chatty as Papadopoulos at that London bar?

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And for those of us who are slow to adapt to change, maybe easier to change 2016 to 2018 rather than 2017 on our checks.

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But open note to anyone who said that after 2016, 2017 couldn’t be worse. Don’t make the same dare about 2018.

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On other hand, we’re finally done with 2017 emails pleading for last-minute donations. To be followed shortly by “Start 2018 off right by donating” emails.

 

Is it wrong to hope anti-vaccine advocate Jenny McCarthy, who co-hosted  #NewYearsRockinEve, ends up a  w/ bad case of flu after not getting a shot? Asking for a science-believing country.

 

Kind of comforting to know @BarackObama was in Hawaii tonight watching to see if rest of USA somehow made it safely to 2018.

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Trump wishing Happy New Year to “all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media…? What is he, 10?

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2nd coldest New Year’s Eve in New York ever….. Damn, now I wish that was somehow part of punchline for a joke on President Hillary Clinton.

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Although, it was so cold….did anyone check the ball  when it dropped for shrinkage?

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If @realDonaldTrump REALLY cared about Iranians, who are protesting at no small risk to themselves, he could, you know, maybe take them off his travel ban? #IranProtests

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