Snow place like home.

Coors Field.  April, 29.  Fortunately the Rockies were in Arizona.

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#NFLdraft was still going live on ESPN through Saturday.  And you followed along for every single pick, you just might need an intervention.

“Wanna get away” award to the NFL network, for describing QB Chad Kelly, the last pick in this year’s draft, as a “fearless gunslinger.”
Among Kelly’s many off-field issues was a 2015 fight he got into with two bar bouncers, which resulted in a disorderly conduct plea deal. He reportedly stated “I’m going to go to my car and get my AK-47 and spray this place.”

So with all the stories on NFL teams “overlooking red flags” or “giving a young man a second chance,” too soon to start a pool on which troubled draft pick will be arrested next?

Well, for one night at least the #SFGiants HAD worked their way out of the NL West cellar. #Nicewhileitlasted

This Saturday, weekend work on a main runway meant San Francisco International Airport average flights were delayed about an hour. Translation, about normal.

Poor Simon, the giant rabbit who died after a United Airlines flight from London, apparently was accidentally shut in a freezer. And some of us thought United’s service to humans was cold.

Now there’s “gas station TV” at pump. So we’ve now become a country that can’t even stop looking at a screen for 5 minutes while we refuel?

Kellyanne Conway, in an op-ed in USA Today. “In three short months, President Trump has delivered on his vow to the forgotten men and women of America to upend a swamp-like system that favors special interests and the powerful. ”
Guess they don’t have mandatory drug testing in the White House.

 

Trump, unhappy with his lack of power. “You look at the rules of the Senate, even the rules of the House – but the rules of the Senate and some of the things you have to go through – it’s really a bad thing for the country, in my opinion. They’re archaic rules. And maybe at some point we’re going to have to take those rules on, because, for the good of the nation, things are going to have to be different.”
“Archaic rules.” Like you know, from the Constitution.

Trump: My trips to my golf clubs “cost almost nothing” Well, they cost HIM almost nothing.

Maybe media wouldn’t be so focused on “First 100 days” if Trump hadn’t proclaimed so loudly he’d have everything fixed by then.

Trump’s first objective tomorrow morning- trying to figure out how to deport #HasanMinhaj

Hasan Minhaj at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner “Who would have thought that with everything going on in the country now, that a Muslim would be standing on this stage, for the 9th year in a row.”
Only problem, a lot of Americans will nod and go “We knew that.”

At Trump rally in Harrisburg, PA “I could not possibly be more thrilled than to be more than 100 miles away from the Washington swamp.” Leaving aside the fact that Trump is usually further away on weekends in Mar-A-Lago, does he realize he’s now the head alligator?

Another draft thought from T.C.  “Cincinnati drafted Joe Mixon and presented him the customary ceremonial jersey on stage. They also gave him a Bengals full face guard helmet for his next girl friend.

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2 Comments on “Snow place like home.”

  1. Chad Picasner Says:

    Regarding TV at gas pumps: A few years ago, I was in a hotel elevator in Toronto and there were three TV screens above the the control panel, each about three inches square. One was a CCTV showing the weather and traffic outside, the other two were regular TV stations. How long are you ever in an elevator?


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