Special delivery?

Tom Brady is partnering with boxed meal delivery company Purple Carrot:.”Eating meals just like the ones we’ll send out to our customers has really helped me stay at the top of my game.”
For $78 a week, customers will get six meals that are high-protein, gluten-free and limited in soy and refined sugar. The meals will also contain no dairy, eggs, seafood, meat or processed foods.
Wonder how many NFL fans will order the meals, and then supplement them with Papa John’s pizza?

 

Kirk Cousins is once again rumored to be going from the Redskins to the 49ers. Same dysfunction, better weather.

Joe Mixon was not invited to the NFL combine this year over his having punched a female student in the face in 2014,  and the league has instituted a new rule this year that bars players from participating in the combine if they have misdemeanor or felony convictions involving domestic violence.
Meanwhile, the Ezekiel Elliott domestic violence investigation will no doubt be completed about the same time the Cowboys rookie star RB retires.

 

Hawaii says their attorneys will file a motion for a temporary restraining order on Trump’s new travel ban. Waiting for someone in the GOP to say that it’s ridiculous for such a motion to be filed from outside of the United States.

British Airways is cutting legroom on their Airbus planes from 30 to 29 inches. They figure this will be no problem as passengers can just start emulating Kellyanne Conway and sit on their knees.

Asked why Trump keeps tweeting about him Arnold Schwarzenegger today responded “I think he’s in love with me.” Pass the large-size popcorn.

Jason Chaffetz ,who as a Congressman will have insurance benefits for life, said that on the proposed GOP Obamacare replacement plan “Americans have choices, and they’ve got to make a choice. So rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love maybe they should invest in their own health care.”
And millions of Americans want to know where they can buy health insurance for the cost of an iPhone.

#Trumpcare will be the best healthcare plan like #TrumpGrill makes the best taco bowls.

We could have great healthcare plan if Congress was REQUIRED to use same plan they come up with tor rest of country. #Trumpcare

Homeland Security wants to separate parents from children at border. So what do they do w/ pregnant women?

Trump tweet this morning “122 vicious prisoners, released by the Obama Administration from Gitmo, have returned to the battlefield. Just another terrible decision.”
Except that 113 of the 122 former Guantanamo detainees Trump is talking about were released by W. Only 9 by Obama. #alternativefacts #alternativenumbers

 

#ChaffetzMath compares buying healthcare to buying new iPhone. Not a gun. Because no GOP politician would ever say not to buy a new gun

Sean Spicer to CNN Trump has no regrets about wiretap claims. As if we expected anyone w/ NarcissisticPersonalityDisorder to regret anything

The proposed GOP plan to “repeal and replace” Obamacare removes a provision that required insurance companies to deduct NO MORE THAN $500,000 of executives’ pay as a business expense.
Well, good to know those poor executives won’t have to choose between just scraping by on half a million a year, and hurting their company’s bottom line. #populistmyass

 

 

Trump today said the GOP healthcare proposal is “wonderful” and says “we’re going to get it done.” Anyone want to lay odds he has any idea what’s actually in the bill?

#BenCarsonAltDictionary Flight delays and cancellations = Involuntary extended vacations

 

From Marc Ragovin “Ben Carson, now starring in: Twelve Years An Involuntary Immigrant”

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One Comment on “Special delivery?”

  1. TC in BC Says:

    Alec Baldwin (famous Dumpkoff impersonator): “If I were president, I would wake up every day and think, ‘How can I help the most people in this country get ahead?'”

    Donald wakes up everyday and this is first and foremost on his mind: I need to feed my ego and make Twitter attacks on anyone that disagrees with me.


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