When you gotta go.

But really, this swimming incident would never happen with the U.S. women’s team. If the bathroom was locked they’d take turns peeing in the bushes while someone acted as lookout. ‪#‎womenaresmarter‬

 

Forget transgenders, clearly the most dangerous people near bathrooms are male Olympic swimmers. ‪#‎LochteGate‬ ‪#‎Rio2016‬

 

 

#‎RyanLochte‬ motto “Winning a gold medal means never having to say you’re sorry.” ‪#‎Rio2016‬

Next up from @NBCOlympics, an exclusive ‪#‎RyanLochte‬ interview by Brian Williams?

Somewhere ‪#‎MichaelPhelps‬ is thinking “You know, those 2 simple DUIs don’t seem so bad any more.” ‪#‎RyanLochte‬ ‪#‎Rio2016‬

And a lot of football players are reading about #Lochtegate and thinking  “and we’re supposed to be the stupid ones?”

Most amazing thing about the US swimmers and their “robbery” is that when their veracity was questioned, they doubled down on the story. Two thoughts -maybe they spend so much time in the pool they aren’t aware of a newfangled invention called security video? And these guys may have a great future in politics.

#‎Platformdiving‬ doesn’t look that hard. As in, I could dive off the board into pool feet first & not kill myself. Maybe. ‪#‎RioOlympics2016‬

 

Oops, another Olympic lying scandal? 
Michelle Obama tweeted congrats to Aly Raisman and asked “what healthy foods keep you fueled as you go for gold. Raisman tweeted back “Salmon, avocado, whole wheat bread, almonds, pineapples & Greek yogurt.” Then, oops, Aly remembered…. “@FLOTUS Ignore our recent tweet about eating fries & ice cream. Sometimes u gotta splurge. Moderation, right?😂🙈🙈😂

 

Tonight was ‪#‎JerryGarcia‬ tribute night at ‪#‎ATTPark‬. ‪#‎SFGiants‬ fans were  grateful  the team didn’t play like they were dead.

(Jake Peavy, btw, had a tie-dye shirt under his uniform.)

Pastor Darrell Scott, a rare African-American Trump supporter, thinks the Donald’s problem is “Black people believe satire, black people believe parody. ”
And black people, like white people, also believe their ears. ‪#‎SMH‬

 

 

#‎LochteGate‬ getting so much attention @realDonaldTrump will need to say something truly outrageous to knock US swimming out of headlines.

 

 

Tom Brady missed tonight’s Patriots Bears game after he sliced his right thumb getting dirt out of a cleat. Gisele: “my husband cannot throw the football and clean his shoes at the same time.”.

In eight years, Mylan has raised the price of EpiPens from about $100 to $500, and up. Is the pharmaceutical company now partially owned by Martin Shkreli?

 

Some criticism of Obama for not cutting his vacation short to visit flooded areas in Louisiana, even though the state’s governor said “Quite frankly that is not something that I want to go through right now. While the president is welcome to visit, I would just as soon he give us another a week or two, get back to a greater sense of normalcy here.”
And of course if Obama did go he’d be criticized for wasting police time that could be better spent helping flood victims.

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One Comment on “When you gotta go.”

  1. marc ragovin Says:

    If Ryan Lochte keeps up this lying he will soon have a job as a Trump campaign spokesperson


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