Amateur sports?
Cam Newton led Auburn into the BCS national championship with an emphatic 56-17 drubbing of South Carolina. I will say one thing, the Tigers are certainly getting more value for what they’re paying their quarterback than the San Francisco 49ers.
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This could be the year for two BCS winners. Auburn if they beat Oregon. And then the Ducks when the NCAA finally gets around to disqualifying the Tigers after the game.
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And tomorrow the BCS picks will be announced. But instead of going by rankings, the postseason bowls will pick largely on economic factors – how many tickets a team will sell, and how much of a television audience they may attract.
In related news, the New York Yankees have asked Bud Selig to consider a BCS type system.
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On a lighter note, the University of Cincinnati Bearcats mascot was ejected from the game between the Bearcats and Pittsburgh, for throwing snowballs at fans in the stands. On a brighter note, since he hit his targets, he was immediately then offered a tryout with the Bengals.
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Jeb Bush called Sarah Palin “fantastic.” Based on this definition from Merriam-Webster I’d have to agree with him: 1a: based on fantasy : not real b : conceived or seemingly conceived by unrestrained fancy c : so extreme as to challenge belief.
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The San Jose State Spartans finished off a woeful football season by losing 26 to 23 to Idaho State in overtime. About the only silver ling for San Jose fans. None of that Sharks postseason letdown.
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San Francisco Giants (and Brian Wilson fans) rejoice: “The Machine” is back. Pat Burrell resigned with the SF Giants for $1 million without an agent, saying he had made plenty of money and wanted to remain a part of “something special” with his hometown team. Upon hearing the news Derek Jeter just giggled.
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The University of Kentucky has resubmitted their basketball eligibility case for Enes Kanter, who was ruled ineligible for receiving excessive benefits while playing for a club team in Turkey. The school is arguing that like Cam Newton, Kanter was unaware there was an amateurism violation. Translation: if you pretend to believe Auburn’s B.S., why not ours?
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
December 5, 2010 at 8:46 pm
so this penalty for hits on “players in a defenseless position”…. can it not be applied to teams in the same predicament? like Carolina and Arizona?
SJSU lost to the Idaho Spud Missles???
What’s this I hear that Cam Newton’s dad is already taking signing fees for Cam’s autograph signing at the Heismann Trophy presentation.
December 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm
as a bearcats fan and as a sports fan, it’s nice to know someone else is able to make light of both of them. and yes, i am glad to have finally found a replacement for carson palmer.