Classes? Classes? We don’t need no stinkin’ classes.
Christine O’Donnell lists both Claremont Graduate University and Oxford University on her resume. But this week both institutions denied she had ever attended their classes. USC is wondering if they can use the same logic with Reggie Bush.
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This week, Jimmy Raye became the fifth 49ers offensive-coordinator fired since QB Alex Smith has been with the club. Isn’t simply blaming the 49ers’ struggles on the latest offensive coordinator kind of like simply blaming Larry King’s latest wife for the failure of their marriage?
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Okay, regarding illegal immigrants, what’s the over-under on what percentage of Californians have hired someone illegal in their lives, either directly or through a contractor? I’m guessing about 90 percent have done so. (Have you hired babysitters, gardeners, contractors, housecleaners.. ? And this doesn’t count second-hand things like having your car washed, eating in restaurants, buying cheap produce.
Not saying it’s avoidable, but hypocrisy is a problem.
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And regarding Meg Whitman’s housekeeper situation: This is one of many reasons why voting and following politics is important. Anyone who paid attention to Nannygate (Bill Clinton losing TWO Attorney General nominees over illegal nannies) in 1993 would have known – check identification for household staff CAREFULLY.
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Tour de France winner Alberto Contador became the latest top cyclist to test possible for a banned drug. He blamed “tainted food.” What, was his team all out of “tainted supplements?”
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2009 Horse of the Year Rachel Alexandra will be retired and bred to Curlin, the 2007-08 Horse of the Year. Her owner said it was time to “reward her with a less stressful life.” Only in the equine world would motherhood be viewed as “a less stressful life.”
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Jersey Shore” star Snooki has a book deal. Is this to write one or read one?
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Apparently while Christine O’Donnell says she attended Oxford, it turns out it was a summer program sponsored by the Phoenix Institute, which wasn’t connected with the University. So it’s a stretch to say she studied at Oxford. Of course, George W. Bush did actually attend both Yale and Harvard.
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Justin Bieber is featured on the cover of Teen Vogue, where he is interviewed about how he feels about his fans. One thing he asks those fans – “Don’t come up to me while I’m eating.”
Apparently it’s been a whole year since he was able to finish a whole Happy Meal in peace.
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Robin Williams has come out with an ad-endorsement for Barbara Boxer. Makes sense that comedians are getting involved in this year’s election cycle. Some of the candidates if elected could wind up seriously competing with their acts.
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September 30, 2010 at 7:13 am
Ahhhh that Christine O’Donnell. Her new campaign slogan is “An eye of newt in every pot.”
September 30, 2010 at 10:53 am
“Jersey Shore” star Snooki has a book deal. Is this to write one or read one? Color one. The book deal’s with Denny’s.
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Last year she had a 2-book deal: she sat on them in restaurants.
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Christine O’Donnell might have been more believable if she’d picked a somewhat lesser school to add to the resume, something like Wisconsin-Samantha Stevens Point.
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I agree, the Padres can (almost) join the big chokers club, but nobody choked like Colorado. Have lost 9 of 10 and dropped like a bag of well, rocks. I doubt any team can surpass the Phillies implosion of ’64, but Colorado gets an honorable mention.