Eat, pray, love…
The movie “Eat, Pray, Love” opened Friday.
That’s the chick flick. Apparently there will be a sequel for men “Drink, belch, sleep.”
Or the Rick Pitino documentary version “Drink, Stray, Lie.
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Raiders owner Al Davis says Jason Campbell could be another Jim Plunkett. At this point Oakland fans are just hoping he’s not another Jamarrcus Russell.
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San Francisco International Airport now has free wi-fi. So now passengers can go online to see why their flight is delayed.
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from reader T.C. -“When NY Jets holdout Derelle Revis was asked who his mentor was, he replied “Butthead.”
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Cathy Guisewite, the creator of the “Cathy” comic strip, has announced she is ending the strip in October after 34 years. “That’s really awful,” said several million women and about two men.
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The San Francisco Giants picked up Jose Guillen, a “big bat” reputed to have a bad attitude. Manager Bruce Bochy isn’t worried though. If Guillen gets out of line he will have Pablo Sandoval sit on him.
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Michigan football coach Rich Rodriguez, along with the university president and athletic director, have a hearing Saturday with the NCAA about five alleged major rules violations related to practices and workouts. Considering the Wolverines’ 8-16 record under Rodriguez, the school will argue that keeping him on is punishment enough.
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Things are different in the South. Some Republicans are attacking one of their own candidates in the Attorney General race because she is…divorced. No matter that Pam Blondi is a pro-life, Christian Republican who is also an analyst for Fox News. Wonder if they will “refudiate” Ronald Reagan next?
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger apologized for using the “N-word” on the air several times, saying she was only “trying to make a philosophical point.” I believe the “N-word” that most applies to Dr. Laura is “nitwit.”
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Ben Quayle, son of the former Vice President, has denied then admitted that in 2007 he wrote for a porn site. But he did add that he spelled all his posts correctly.
And hey, in his defense, how many politicians can say they wrote something people actually wanted to read?
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Quayle is also in trouble for a mailer showing him and his wife with two young girls, a mailer that said “We are going to raise our family here.” Turns out the girls were his nieces.
“Give the guy a break, family relationships can be complicated.” noted Woody Allen.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 14, 2010 at 8:35 am
After calling Pres. Obama the worst, Ben Quayle goes on to say, “I love Arizona. I was raised right. Somebody has to go to Washington and knock the hell out of the place.” One of The Expendables, Ben is not. Sending someone to Washington who’s built like a Sippy-Straw does not engender fear in anyone who’s bigger than a breath mint.
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In a campaign mailer, Quayle was photographed with a pair of kids, but he later had to clarify that they weren’t actually his children. Turns out they are his brother’s kids, a couple of cute little Quayter tots.
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Karen Sypher, convicted of attempting to extort millions of dollars from Univ. of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino after their exceedingly brief fling, says the truth has yet to be told. Guess she’s not fully satisfied with her 15 seconds of fame.
August 14, 2010 at 9:01 am
Lions suc on both sides of the border. BC Lions are now 1-6, prompting coach Wally Buono to install an emergency exit chute in his office. No word on what his bar fridge is stocked with though, beer or hemlock. Worse is that the perennial door mats, The Toronto AreNoGoods are 4-2 with Cleo Freaking Lemon.