Mispelled signs (yes, that’s a joke)
Two misspelled signs saying “YEILD TO BIKES” were removed from a street in Sparks, Nevada, after Keith Olbermann made fun of them on his show. Queried former president George W. Bush, “so what does Olbermann have against bikes?”
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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were on SNL tonight. Not to say the band is getting old, but on their bus they have pin-up posters of Betty White.
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Alec Baldwin was the SNL host. Maybe in another 30 years he might be as funny as Betty White.
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NRA leaders have now said they believe people on the “No Fly” list should be able to buy guns in the U.S. Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
As long as they don’t try to show up at the airport with four ounce shampoo bottles.
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Nick Johnson, the Yankees’ designated hitter, may need surgery on his wrist and could be out up to two months. For small-market teams this could be a disaster, but in New York the Yankees deal with this like wealthy women do when they break a heel on a shoe – let’s go shopping!
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Another reason to love Steve Nash. After hearing he was accused by Lakers coach Phil Jackson of travelling, the ageless Suns star responded – “I’ve never heard anyone accuse me of carrying it. I mean, the best coach in the league Gregg Popovich [San Antonio Spurs] didn’t have a problem with it last week.”
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Actually Phil Jackson was the coach of the Bulls before the Lakers. Well, if anyone should know about superstars that never get called for travelling.
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Taco Bell is offering meals for only $2. Less than the price of a Happy Meal. Of course, considering that customers choosing the 5 Layer Burrito and regular soda plus Doritos as their option will be getting about 1000 calories out of the deal, McDonalds is looking like a pretty healthy option.
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There is a new Facebook group “I am so old I actually dialed using a rotary phone.” How about another version – “I am so middle-aged I actually remember what a rotary phone is?”
Or, “I am so old I remember when the only options for watching a television show were watching it live, or taking a chance on a VCR.” (Just as well there are many options these days, because the only people young enough to consistently know how to program a VCR, have moved on to other methods.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
May 16, 2010 at 11:22 am
Another reason to love Steve Nash. After hearing he was accused by Lakers coach Phil Jackson of travelling…
But according to the Arizona governor, Jackson lacked “REASONABLE suspicion,” and thus could not effect a violation or have Nash deported.
May 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
German scientists have proven through DNA testing that Neanderthals did mate with humans. Is there any possible punch line that does not include the word Roethisberger? ……maybe the study was conducted during a recent Pi Beta Phi party at Miami of Ohio – also the home of Ben Neandisberger.