Archive for May 2, 2010

Tiger in the Tank.

May 2, 2010

Rory McIlroy won his first PGA tournament today, at the age of 20. Just how young is that? When he was born, Tiger Woods was still trying to pickup girls in the sandbox.


McIlroy went 5 under for the last five holes and set a course record on Sunday at Quail Hollow. Of course, with Woods missing the cut (and the televised rounds), the reaction of most Americans became “oh, was there a golf tournament this weekend?”


In her debate with Steve Poizner, California gubernatorial Meg Whitman apologized for her poor voting record, then added “But I tell you, I’m 100 percent engaged now.” Isn’t that a bit like Tiger Woods saying he is now 100 percent committed to his family?

Quote from runner-up Phil Mickelson “I’ve got to congratulate Rory, he played some incredible golf. He’s an amazing talent. He is some kind of player.” For some reason, no one can remember Tiger Woods saying quite the same thing upon a second place finish.

Zack Greinke of the Kansas City Royals is 0-3 with a 2.27 ERA. This might be the worst case of non-support since Pamela Anderson put on a training bra.

BP is running out of ideas to fix their colossal mess in the Gulf. Here’s one – put the oil slick on NBC primetime, it will be gone in no time.


The BP oil rig disaster is dominating the headlines, to the dismay of all Americans. Well, except for those working for Goldman Sachs or Toyota.-


A former New Orleans Saints employee is alleging Coach Sean Payton stole and used Vicodin from the team’s supply. Now why would the coach of the Saints last year need Vicodin? Coaching staff on the Redskins, Buccaneers and Lions, maybe.

commie pinko time.

While we don’t know for sure if the 40 year old white man caught on video changing his shirt turns out to be the Times Square wannabe bomber, part of me really hopes that he was a home-grown anti-government terrorist. Because then maybe some people will start figuring out that incendiary words can have consequences.

And by the way, to any conservatives reading this, I believe incendiary words are bad coming from either side, as witness some of the responses to the immigration bill, and some statements at times from some of the anti-war crowd. And while words may not incite everyone to violence, I think it’s a dangerous political game to play.

Cover up in Virginia?

May 2, 2010

Whatever else he does in his tenure, Ken Cuccinelli, the attorney general of Virginia, will make the state seal safe for sensitive eyes. The picture below is of the historic seal, designed in 1776, by one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and featuring “Virtus,” the goddess of virtue. Cuccinelli is having it redesigned to show an armored breastplate covering her left breast.

Your tax dollars at work. But at least delicate sensibilities will be safe.


Recent polls in England show that because of a reasonably tight race between Labour, the Conservatives, and the Liberal Democrats, the country could end up after the election with a “hung Parliament.” Meaning total gridlock. Which would also mean, 234 years after the revolution, we’ll have brought Britain to a U.S. style of government.


British Prime Minister Gordon Brown may end up losing the election after a woman asked him “All these Eastern Europeans, where are they coming from?” And Brown didn’t realize his mike was on when he called her a “bigot.” This wouldn’t have happened with Former President George W. Bush. He would have just answered the question with “Eastern Europe.”



Congrats to Super Saver, the winner of the Kentucky Derby. Assuming he wasn’t named after the discount airfares. Otherwise the winning tickets would have paid out less surcharges for a weekend bet, fuel, security, taxes….

Who is this new Giants pitcher and what has he done with Barry Zito?


And for that matter, what’s more surprising, that the San Francisco Giants have gotten off to a great start and are in second place? Or that they are in second place to the… San Diego Padres?

Bill Littlejohn, on Roethlisberger’s name has been replaced with Mario Lemieux’s on a Pittsburgh Zoo display that compares the height of elephants with other creatures: “They’ve moved Ben’s to a display that compares the height of horse’s rear ends with other creatures.’’


commie pinko stuff below :


Goldman Sachs, Lehmann Brothers, British Petroleum. Yeah, how’s that idea of getting rid of government regulation workin’ out for ya?

And say, anyone heard from Sarah Palin lately?