Left Coast Sports Babe

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was asked if he thought Sarah Palin was qualified to be president? His response “That never mattered with W.”

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With the NBC tape delays, Americans on the West Coast who don’t want to find out Olympic results early are finding themselves in the tough position of having to go all day without paying any attention to any news online, on the radio or television. In other words, they get a glimpse of what it was like to be former President George W. Bush.

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February 15 is President’s Day. Which is now one of the saddest days of the year George W. Bush. He misses getting all those presents.

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To save money, the state of Utah might make 12th grade classes optional. So for football players, they’ll get a taste of life at college.

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Larry Ellison’s BMW Oracle team won the America’s Cup for the US over the Swiss boat Allinghi. “That’s really exciting” said almost nobody.

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More than 108,000 fans bought tickets for the NBA All-Star game at Cowboys Stadium. And almost 100 of them could actually see the court.

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Chinese skaters Shen Xue and Zhao Hongbo came out of retirement to lead the pairs competition after the first round. They skated a beautiful short program to a melody that translates roughly “You punks get off of my ice.”

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