Left Coast Sports Babe

Bobby Bowden leaving Florida State – the end of an era.

Charlie Weis leaving Notre Dame – the end of an error.

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Sarah Palin’s memoir ‘Going Rogue’ has sold more than one million copies. And at least a dozen of those copies might actually get read.

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“You can’t make this stuff up” department, again. On Cincinnati.com (where I was looking for information on Brian Kelly and the Notre Dame coaching vacancy,) a pop-up ad for Miller’s Bakery, Furniture and Bulk Foods. Miller’s also proudly proclaims they are “Amish owned – Amish operated.”

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GM Ceo Fritz Henderson resigned today. Which surprised a lot of Americans who didn’t realize anyone was driving at GM.

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Major League Baseball has asked Internet sites to remove several semi-nude photographs of Cleveland Indians centerfielder Grady Sizemore.

Apparently the photos were stolen from his girlfriend’s email account. It could have been worse. Someone could have stolen and posted semi-nude photos of C.C. Sabathia..

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And since we can’t let the Tiger Woods story go yet…. (Neither can he, note to Tiger, didn’t you get the Letterman memo – rule 1, come clean, immediately, rule 2, let them laugh, rule 3, THEN shut up.)

So will Tiger Woods’ new theme song, (with apologies to AC-DC), be “Driveway to Hell?”

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Give poor Tiger some credit, at least he didn’t claim to be heading out for a moonlight walk on the Appalachian trail.

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And no one seems to believe the President when he says we will be out of Afghanistan by 2011. But Obama’s got a foolproof plan. He’s going to put the war in prime-time on NBC. It could be finished by next summer.

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This joke inspired by a conversation with Alex Kaseberg.

Just wondering, how long until someone decides to sell a rare picture of Jesus on EBay, one where if you look closely you can see an image of a pancake or a slice of toast?

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And another bad pun alert, this time from Bill Littlejohn:

“A newly-discovered film from the late 50’s shows Marilyn Monroe smoking marijuana. It was titled ‘Some Like It Pot'”

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