More Northwest.
Quote from the co-pilot on that wayward Northwest flight: “It was not a serious event, from a safety issue,”
Try that the next time a policeman pulls you over for a minor traffic violation.
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Once again, though, where is Steve Martin when you need him?. As the pilots keep dissembling about their excuse for not landing in Minneapolis the first time….maybe it’s time for that classic SNL skit about why he didn’t pay his taxes. “I FORGOT.”
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Napa police said they didn’t think they had enough evidence to get a conviction. And Tom Cable will apparently not be disciplined by the NFL for the incident that resulted in his ex-assistant Randy Hanson ending up with a broken jaw.
In the meantime, the league, ever vigilant, has fined Ocho Cinco $10,000 for last week’s game, when he wore the wrong color chin-strap.
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In the meantime, the NFL is trying to expand their fan base by having the New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers play in London, England. The game will techniically be a home game for Tampa.
Commissioner Roger Goddell has stated he thinks the league could eventually put a franchise in London. If that’s the the plan, you think he might have sent another team than the 0-6 Bucs?
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Although to give Goddell credit, maybe he figures since English fans are used to low-scoring football (ie soccer) games, maybe the perfect team WOULD be the Buccaneers.
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Meanwhile, in the NHL, the Toronto Maple Leafs are off to their worst start in history with no wins, seven losses and a tie. 0-7-1.
Or as the Rams call that, something to aspire to.
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Stay tuned for Leafs management coming up with a list of things that are worse than kissing your sister.
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Speaking at a $400 a plate luncheon in Montreal, Canada, George W. Bush said that as president he “did not sell his soul.”
Many liberals would actually agree, since they never thought he had one.
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In the same speech, however, Bush said he did regret his appearance on that aircraft carrier in 2003 in front of that banner reading “Mission Impossible.”
Yes, he DID. Actually “Mission Impossible” would have been more accurate.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
October 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm
During the Jets/raiders game, the announcer said JaMarcus Russell and his receivers aren’t on the same page. Same page? They aren’t on the same playbook. I don’t even think they are on the same sport