Left Coast Sports Babe

George Takei and his partner Brad Altman, who were married last year, will be the first gay couple on “The Newlywed Game.” Good to see them “boldly go where no men have gone before.

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A Phillies fan became a national celebrity after he handed his 3 year old daughter a foul ball and she threw away. Who knew the girl wanted to play for the Pirates?
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A new study indicates that 50 year olds who suffer from chronic pain feel like they are 80 years old. Which means the most geriatic folks in the country probably have season tickets at Wrigley Field.

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Critics are complaining that the new Leno show is just like his old Tonight show. And their point is?

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Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay injured his foot during rehearsal for “Dancing with the Stars.” Apparently, whatever his partner suggested, Delay kept moving to the right.

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This year’s U.S. Open will be remembered in part because of all the pictures of a child running around the court. And besides Serena Williams, Kim Clijster’s daughter was also pretty cute.
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Former Laugh-In star Henry Gibson died today at the age of 73. Funeral services are pending but will no doubt feature large flowers, and “A poem, by Henry Gibson.”

from Bill Littlejohn, after tests indicated that a world-class athlete is both male and female: “Are they talking about Caster Semenya or Manny Ramirez?”

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