Left Coast Sports Babe

Headline after Y.E. Yang’s appearance out of nowhere to win the PGA.

“Hidden dragon. Ouching Tiger.”

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Or another potential tackier headline, after Yang won the tournament largely because he put most of his first shorts straight down the fairway;

“Who says Asians can’t drive?”
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The cheerful Yang became a fan favorite despite his very limited English skills. He did not get a congratulatory call from President Obama. But he did get one from former president George W. Bush.

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So Michael Phelps has now been arrested at for a DUI, been implicated in smoking marijuana, and has been cited for driving without a license. At this point fish are starting to refer to odd behavior as being a “Phelps out of water.”

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GM has announced plans to sell a new $4000 car. Don’t they already have that? It’s a $10,000 car one hour after you drive it off the lot.

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Kiss is releasing their first album in more than 11 years. Exclusively at WalMart. With original band members Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons. Former members Ace Frehley and Peter Criss are not involved, although they are still alive. Which is a good thing, as otherwise they would be turning over in their graves.

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So after Bill Clinton’s rescue effort in North Korea, former President George W. Bush is looking for a rescue situation of his own. President Obama racked his brain – what diplomatic situation calls for a cheerful, friendly person who is also generally rambling and inarticulate? So any day now W. will be reporting for duty to sit between Randy and Simon on American Idol.

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from the very funny Jim Barach:

Bob Dylan was stopped by police in Long Branch, New Jersey and asked for ID. Apparently they wanted to know why a 68 year old Jewish man in New Jersey hasn’t moved to Florida yet?

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