Left Coast Sports Babe

Americans are evenly split over whether Michael Vick should be allowed to return to professional football. 30 percent say yes, 30 percent say no, and 40 percent say he should be allowed to return but only if he plays for the Detroit Lions.

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The last surviving British World War I vet, Harry Patch, died at the age of 111. Apparently he had been heartbroken since that “nice young man” Tom Watson just missed winning the British Open.

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The New York Mets, solidly mired in fourth place in the NL East, don’t have a slogan for 2009. But they are considering “Thank God for the Nationals.”

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Brad Pitt said in an interview he doesn’t believe in God. Well, I can see that, I mean, considering his looks, his career, his two marriages, it’s understandable the guy would be bitter.

Of course, to be fair, the concept of God does include the idea that the afterlife will be better.

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In the nature vs. nature department, Comic Con has to be considered a point for the nuture side. Because if interpersonal skills are hereditary, how were all those attendees born in the first place?

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Latest potential reality show – Jon minus Kate – Inebri-8-ed.

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President Obama has been trying to cut the defense budget. Alas, he may need to increase our surveillance budget, now that Sarah Palin is retired and no longer keeping an eye on Russia from her house.

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An increasing number of luxury hotels have been entering foreclosure. Well, yeah, in these days between the economy and the media, many politicians have had to cut back on visits with their mistresses.

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The Mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey, was arrested on corruption charges for allegedly taking tens of thousands of dollars in bribes. He has only been in office three weeks. Or as they call that in Illinois, a fast learner.
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