Taco Bell and other things that make your stomach hurt…..

Within the last week we have lost both Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Oscar Mayer. In their honor a moment of silence was observed by both college students and lipsuction doctors.


Gidget lived to the age of 15, which is over 105 in human years. Making it a certainty that she was yet another celebrithy endorser who didn’t consume her product.

Three New Jersey mayors were arrested in a corruption scheme. Rumor has it the judge may throw the book at them, requiring to serve as mayors in the state for life.

Lebron James revealed in a new book that he smoked marijuana in high school. As opposed to the most of the rest of the NBA, who probably smoked it last night?


The San Francisco Giants are promoting an August 12 special event titled “Slumber Party on the Field.” But really, isn’t that what the Giants offense has been doing for the last month.


Congrats to Mark Buehrle, who pitched the first perfect game in Major League Baseball this year. And apparently his outing was asterisk free – no hints of performance enhancing drugs, and he wasn’t pitching against the Nationals.

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