Left Coast Sports Babe

Most universities apparently give their commencement speakers honorary degrees,  not Arizona State University, however, which is not bestowing one upon their commencement speaking, President Barack Obama. Apparently he has not accomplished enough yet.  (A university spokesman said “his body of work is yet to come.”)

Right, the same ASU caught 15 years ago in a major basketball point shaving scanda, who usually is at or near the bottom of the Pac 10 for athlete graduation rates, and whose baseball team was placed under investigation last year for academic fraud and improper recruiting.  Good to see they have some standards.

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From my friend the great Alex Kaseberg:

This economy is tough. Nowadays the only thing Madonna can afford to adopt is a bitchy attitude.
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Apparently Kosher Coke (as in Coca Cola) is selling very well this Passover Season.   There isn’t a corresponding Kosher Diet Coke.  But what good would it be without calorie guilt?

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Terrell  Owens complained….  (Is that starting a sentence with a redundancy?)  Anyway,  Terrell Owens complained the he was being singled out for missing the Bills’ voluntary workouts.

 “That’s the thing, what I find so unfair about it is that I’m not the only guy out of 32 teams that didn’t show up,”

No, T.O, you aren’t. But you will be the only oneof them  complaing three weeks into the season that you aren’t getting the ball enough.

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President Obama hosted a Seder at the White House.  When asked about it,  former President George W. Bush said he didn’t remember a guy named “Asadir” but if he could help with the Mideast Peace Process he was all for it.

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This will be George W’s first Easter since 2000 where he didn’t spend it in the White House.  To make it up to him in Dallas , Laura and his daughters will roll him some eggs on their lawn.

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