Archive for August 25, 2008

Pre-convention thoughts

August 25, 2008

John McCain liked Barack Obama’s idea of notifying supporters personally about his vice-presidential selection. 

So his campaign is putting the finishing touches on a similar plan of their own.  Just as soon as they can find a few more Native Americans who are proficient at smoke signals.

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So far all is going well for the Obama-Biden team.  There was only one embarassing moment, when Barack explained to Joe that the vice presidential nominee speaking on Wednesday night didn’t mean he spoke ALL night.

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Many people still think Senator McCain is a moderate maverick.

But John has gone so far over to the other side, his secret service code name is Anakin.

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John McCain is now trying so hard to emulate George Bush that soon his sentences won’t even have a noun and a verb.