Archive for August 25, 2008

Pre-convention thoughts

August 25, 2008

John McCain liked Barack Obama’s idea of notifying supporters personally about his vice-presidential selection. 

So his campaign is putting the finishing touches on a similar plan of their own.  Just as soon as they can find a few more Native Americans who are proficient at smoke signals.

So far all is going well for the Obama-Biden team.  There was only one embarassing moment, when Barack explained to Joe that the vice presidential nominee speaking on Wednesday night didn’t mean he spoke ALL night.

Many people still think Senator McCain is a moderate maverick.

But John has gone so far over to the other side, his secret service code name is Anakin.

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John McCain is now trying so hard to emulate George Bush that soon his sentences won’t even have a noun and a verb.