Left Coast Sports Babe

So former Phoenix Suns coach Mike D’Antoni has now taken on the job of coaching the New York Knicks.   Accordingly, this whole post is devoted to him.

Wonder if Mike D’Antoni took the Knicks job to guarantee he is going to never have another playoff loss again.

 
Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”

Forget coaching basketball.  Is the man auditioning to manage Hillary Clinton’s campaign?

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Or,

Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”

Guess it’s not just NBA players who are smoking a little something.

There have been two fatal shark-bite attacks off the Pacific Coast this spring,  prompting officials to try to figure ways to get rid of the sharks in a hurry.

The easiest way – put a sign on the beach saying “Playoff time.”

(okay, for anyone who is thinking “huh?”  It’s a hockey joke.  Have to have one from time to time)

Jenna and her new husband plan to honeymoon in Europe.  And after the wedding the newlyweds slipped away quietly.  Good to know SOME member of the family had an exit strategy.

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And in many ways it was a typical Republican wedding.  Jenna’s mother Laura cried because she was losing a daughter, her father cried because he was losing a tax deduction.

More suggestions for Hillary Clinton t-shirts for the design contest.

“I donated $4600 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

“White chicks rule”

“My home state is Illinois (crossed out)

Arkansas (xed out too.)

New York (ditto)

Pennsylvania (big red x)

Where do you want it to be?