Why I love AMERICA, by Hillary Clinton. Apologies to Letterman’s 10 top ten list.
A – is for Arkansas. I won Arkansas. They love me in Arkansas.
M – is for Michigan. I won Michigan. I would have won it even if I wasn’t the only name on the ballot. They really do love me.
E – is for Every Other State I won. There are so many of them. They love me too.
R -is for Rhode Island. Who says I only care about big states? I love cute little states, well, except Delaware.
I -is for Illinois. My home state. I won Illinois…no, wait a minute. Illinois is full of Judases. Indiana is the real Illinois. They love me. I love them too, at least pending returns on Tuesday.
C – is for California. I am the Golden Girl in the Golden State. Even if a lot of them voted for poor John Edwards who wasn’t even running by the time the election happened. They WOULD have voted for me.
A – is for Arkansas- – Did I mention I won Arkansas?