I am not making this up.
On Hillary Clinton’s website there is a contest for supporters to design a t-shirt that can be sold in her official campaign online store.
Other than the obvious “My other t-shirt is a pantsuit” may I suggest:
“I ran for the presidency and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Or based on his performance in South Carolina, when she is onstage with Bill Clinton – “I’m with stupid?”
Apparently Jenna Bush’s wedding was lovely and of course the happy couple received many nice gifts. The most extravagant came from Vice President Dick Cheney, who gave them a week’s supply of gas.