Left Coast Sports Babe

Why I love AMERICA, by Hillary Clinton.    Apologies to Letterman’s 10 top ten list.

A – is for Arkansas.  I won Arkansas. They love me in Arkansas.

M – is for Michigan.  I won Michigan.  I would have won it even if I wasn’t the only name on the ballot.  They really do love me.

E – is for Every Other State I won.  There are so many  of them.  They love me too.

R -is for Rhode Island.   Who says I only care  about  big states? I love cute little states, well, except Delaware.

 I -is for Illinois.  My home state. I won  Illinois…no, wait a minute.  Illinois is full of Judases.  Indiana is the real Illinois.  They love me.   I love them too, at least pending returns on Tuesday.

 C – is for California.  I am the Golden Girl in  the  Golden State.  Even if a lot of them voted for poor John Edwards who wasn’t even running by the time  the election happened.  They WOULD have voted for me.

A – is for Arkansas- – Did I mention I won Arkansas?

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