Archive for May 2, 2008

The Kentucky Derby!

May 2, 2008

The most exciting two minutes in sports?

 

So what are the dullest two minutes in sports?  A few suggestions.

 

The last two minutes of an NBA where one team has a 15 point lead but the other team fouls nonstop, just in case?

 

The two minutes a manager talks to his pitcher on the mound, after that pitcher has suddenly given up a couple hits and a home run in about seven pitches, and the reliever hasn’t had time to warm up yet.

The two minutes after the two minute warning in the NFL, when one team is leading by three touchdowns.

Bengie Molina running to first base?  Or Nomar Garciaparra getting ready in the batter’s box?

 

 

Hillary Clinton says she has instructed her daughter Chelsea to go to Churchill Downs and place a bet on Eight Belles, the only filly in the race.  

So it might be a sign for Hillary if Eight Belles wins.  But what if the winner is Big Brown, Visionaire or Cool Coal Man?

 

 

Dealing with embarrassment..

May 2, 2008

It’s easy to see why a presidential candidate might want to distance themself from someone who was making increasing incendiary and embarrassing statements.

It’s also easy to see why a long time close relationship might make that same candidate try to work it out and to give the other person the benefit of the doubt as long as possible.

So maybe it’s understandable why Hillary Clinton has not yet repudiated Bill.

Albert Hofmann, the inventor of LSD, just died at the age of 102.  Will his tombstone read “Off on a long strange trip?”

Eli Manning and the Giants went to Washington this week for a photo op with President Bush.  Well, at least SOME New Yorkers made it to the White House.

 

Actually President Bush was a little surprised to see the Giants show up.  Late in the 4th quarter, he had turned off the TV when Tom Brady unfurled that sideline banner saying “Mission Accomplished.”