Many men and teenage boys in America are giving thanks early. Most weekend shows of “Twilight” are sold out.
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On Thanksgiving Day itself, the NFL’s featured game will be between the now perfect Titans and the perfectly awful Lions. Guess it’s the league’s way of making sure all their fans get a Thanksgiving Turkey.
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The woeful Washington Wizards fell to 1-8 to open the NBA season. On a brighter note, they’ve just been declared honorary members of the Bush administration.
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Backup University of Florida quarterback Cameron Newton was arrested and charged with stealing another student’s laptop. He is the second Gator to be arrested this year. Who do they think they are, the FSU Seminoles?
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The stock market finished another tumultuous week. Most Americans haven’t seen numbers fall this fast since President Bush’s approval ratings.
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A woman gave birth earlier this week on a Finnair flight. Good thing she was flying Finnair and not an American carrier. Upon landing they would have probably charged her an extra child’s fare.
Or- from my funny friend Alex Kaseberg – when her water broke TSA might have arrested her for bringing on more than three ounces of liquid.
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