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Mark Felt, recently revealed as Watergate’s “Deep Throat”, has died at the age of 95. His funeral services will, of course, feature 18 1/2 minutes of silence.
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(Hard to believe Watergate was 35 years ago….And Nixon was impeached over covering up a two-bit breakin, though he didn’t help his own cause with those expletive-laden tapes. As Dick Cheney said, “how quaint.”)
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Sixty-seven percent of Americans said in a recent poll that they could translate their dogs’ and cats’ sounds Although men were twice as likely as women to say they were “clueless” about understanding their pets.. Should we be surprised? Most men can’t even understand women…
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
The San Jose Sharks have the best record in the NHL. Sports fans in California are so excited, some of them are even considering watching a game.