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Almost over..

April 20, 2008

The Pennsylvania primary is in two days.  Weary state residents cannot wait to get back to regular life and  to be done with all the negative campaigning.  Especially in Philadelphia, where they can go back to focusing on booing the Phillies.

After losing his job as  the team’s president, last week Isiah Thomas was also fired from his job as coach of the Knicks.  This came as a surprise to many New Yorkers – someone was actually COACHING the Knicks?

Barack Obama on Sunday said that while either he or Hillary would be the best choices, even Senator McCain would be a better president than George W. Bush.  With all due respect, Nixon was a better president than George W. Bush.

Actually with all due respect, Chauncey Gardiner would be a better president than George W. Bush.

And stung by allegations that she lied about the risks she faced on her trip to Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has decided to do something truly dangerous – flying on American Airlines.

 

 

 

 

Hillary’s mandated healthcare plan.

April 19, 2008

Regarding Hillary Clinton’s healthcare plan:

Barack Obama says mandates do not work.

George W. Bush says he is also against mandates, saying dates should be between a man and a woman.

When asked if he thought Barack Obama was being condescending towards some voters, President Bush replied, I don’t know what you mean by condescending but I do think he was talking down to people.

 

Another hockey joke.

April 19, 2008

Okay, it’s a slow time of year for sports.

 

The Ottawa Senators, based in Canada’s capital city, started the season off as the NHL’s hottest team, and ended up making the playoffs.  But they were swept in four games by the Pittburgh Penguins. 

Frustrated Senators fans said it was the worst performance they had seen from Ottawa since the last session of Parliament.

 

Last night/yesterday morning, the Colorado Rockies beat the San Diego Padres 2 to 1 in 22 innings.

Now THIS was a situation that might have really needed super delegates.

Worst thing for the fans – they cut off beer after the 7th inning.

And this is a really tacky late night joke.

Yorvit Torrealba of the Rockies and Josh Bard of the Padres both caught the entire game.   Meaning they spent more time on their knees than Monica Lewinsky.

Books, etc.

April 18, 2008

Barack Obama released his tax returns.  He earned almost 4 million dollars from the two books he wrote before he ran for president.

As opposed to President Bush, who had two books he read before he ran for president.

A man was kicked off a plane this week because he wouldn’t stop praying.   Considering all the bankrupties and grounded planes, it’s a wonder the whole plane  wasn’t praying.


When did the presidential debates become events to tide people over until the next Super Bowl media day?

And okay, an actual hockey joke.  Feel free to ignore if you ignore hockey.

What’s the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators?

About a week.

And the Yankees have reconsidered their digging up that Red Sox jersey, and have told Boston they can bury another jersey in its place.  So long as Manny Ramirez is in it.

 

Dangerous copies, and an actual bible verse.

April 16, 2008
 

So Cindy McCain has copied her “family recipes” from the Food Network?

I worry less about that than the fact that her husband has now copied President Bush‘s tax plan.

And yes, an actual bible verse in this blog.  With no comment I think needed:

Romans 12:9

     Abhor what is evil; cling to what is good

Syntax etc.

April 15, 2008

In discussing the “bitter” comment,  Barack Obama blamed his poor syntax. 

When asked his opinion of the comment, President Bush stated that while he was against sin, he didn’t think the poor deserved to be taxed on it. 

Condoleezza Rice now says she doesn’t want to run on John McCain‘s ticket as a potential Vice President.  Apparently she wants to have time next year to return to teaching at Stanford. 

Well, if she runs with McCain that shouldn’t be a  problem.

For the first time, a woman won the title of  “The Biggest Loser.”   So once again, it looks like Hillary will be second.

Bill Clinton today suggested that young voters were choosing Barack Obama because they were gullible. This after saying that voters over 60 were forgetful late at night, and his comments about blacks in South Carolina. 

 

So that’s insulting the young, old, and blacks, so far.   He may not end up first lady, but the former President is certainly establishing his credentials as a potential Phillies fan.

 

New airline?

April 15, 2008

Delta Airlines has the industry’s lousiest mileage upgrade policy, and they have outsourced most of their reservations to India.  Northwest Airlines, with the lousiest seating policy, is affectionately referred to in the travel industry as “Northworst.”

So will the combined airline be  De-Worst?

And this is a true comment from a Southwest agent, who patiently changed a reservation for a client of mine who had told me one thing and meant another –

My favorite question from customers –  “What’s after the last flight?”

 

50 year anniversary.

April 15, 2008

 

The San Francisco Giants and Los Angeles Dodgers are celebrating 50 years since they moved their teams to the West Coast.

To give you an idea how long ago that was, 50 years ago Barack Obama hadn’t been born yet, Hillary Clinton was running for 4th grade class president based on her “lifetime of experience”, and John McCain had just
received his first senior discount.

CNN.com talks today about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama’s discussion of their faith, but notes of McCain, who talks little about his own religion that he is “from an older generation, one that is more private about prayer.”

Either that or based on his recent and repeated confusion of Sunnis and Shiites, his advisors have suggested he keep quiet so as not to publicly confuse Catholics and Protestants.

And a re-do of the Michigan primary seems all but impossible at this point.  The latest hitch, when it was requested that any do-over in the state include the Detroit Tigers.

 

New bumper sticker etc…

April 14, 2008

New bumper sticker?

If you aren’t bitter you aren’t paying attention.

Stanford star Candice Wiggins was drafted by the WNBA’s Minnesota Lynx.  Where as a star rooke she will probably make the WNBA maximum for players with less than  3 years experience – about $42,000.   Which is less than one year’s tuition, room and board at Stanford.

Congrats to the Boston College Eagles, whose hockey team won another Frozen Four title. Concidentally “Frozen Four” is also the name Bill Clinton uses to refer to himself and Hillary’s three previous boyfriends.

 

And is this a strange country or what?  A black man who just finished paying off his student loans can be called “elitist.”  A woman who with her husband has earned over $100 million in the past five years can call herself “middle class.”  And a 71 year old man who has earned nothing but government paychecks his entire adult life can call himself an “outsider.”

 

Out of touch?

April 13, 2008

Which is more elitist and  out of touch?

In a country where gas and food prices have
skyrocketed, bridges and levees have collapsed, jobs
and pensions have disappeared.

To say that people are bitter?

Or pretend they have no reason to be?

Mr. Bill, Mr. Bill…

April 12, 2008

So Bill Clinton has brought Hillary’s sniper fire story back into the limelight, causing embarrassment for the Senator at a time she really doesn’t need it in her campaign.

You would almost think that Bill doesn’t want to move back into the White House with Hillary for eight years…

 

Nah.

 

 

Another one bites the dust…

April 11, 2008

Rough week, ATA, Aloha and Skybus shut down, and Frontier Airlines just filed for bankruptcy.    Meaning a whole lot of people have paid money for nothing, that is, besides donors to Mitt Romney’s campaign.

Actually, it wasn’t that long ago that the high-flying expensive operation that looked most on the verge of collapse was the Clinton campaign.

President Bush saw his approval ratings drop to 28 percent, at the same time a NY Times polls showed only 19 percent of Americans think the country is on the right track.  George W. hasn’t seen numbers this low since he got his graded exams returned at Yale.

 

 

The top-seeded San Jose Sharks avoided an embarrassing second straight loss against Calgary tonight in the first round of the NHL playoffs.    Thus also avoiding for now the embarassing headline:  “Sharks Flame Out in First Round.”

 

Okay, no joke but a brief update from Stanford baseball.

April 10, 2008

Matt Dempsey’s two-out RBI bloop single in the top of the 12th inning scored Rikki Foster with the game-winning to lift UC Davis (21-10) to an 9-8 victory over No. 10 Stanford (15-10-1) in a wild
non-conference contest at Klein Field at Sunken Diamond on Wednesday evening. Foster had started the inning with a leadoff double that was also his first collegiate hit but was stranded there until Dempsey’s game-winner off Stanford reliever Carey Schwartz, who took the loss in the first outing of his career despite a solid performance with only the run and two hits in the 12th inning off him over 3.0 innings of work.

(Carey is my son.  Unrecruited walkon at Stanford.  Gave up no hits in first two innings, 3 Ks, no walks, 1 double play after an error.   Yeah, mom is proud.)

 

 

As we wait for the women’s championship.

April 8, 2008

One more reflection, for now on the mens NCAA final last night.

 

Watching Memphis at the free throw line, you have to wonder who taught them how to shoot…  Dick Cheney?

Chicago Baseball and Politics…

April 8, 2008

Chicago baseball holds a special place in the hearts of all three remaining major presidential candidates. Barack Obama is a White Sox fan, Hillary Clinton used to be a Cubs fan, and actually John McCain says he still is a Cubs fan.

Because he remembers having so much fun the last time they won the World Series.

Airline day…

April 7, 2008

With the announcements that Aloha, ATA, and Skybus have ceased service, thousands of passengers find they have paid money for flights that will never get off the ground. Sort of like donors to Mitt Romney’s campaign.

And in London, protesters who were trying to stop the Olympic torch clashed with British police.  At one point the torch was put on a bus for safety reasons. 

But the protesters should have just asked that the torch be shipped on British Airways.  No one would ever see it again.

 

 

 

Some bad slogans…

April 7, 2008

Okay, the San Francisco Giants may have one of the worst slogans of the year, with All Out, All Season. …but there are other contenders.

Detroit’s “Who’s your Tiger?”  Which with their 0-6 start might be better changed to “Lose, your Tigers.”

And Baltimore’s “This is Birdland.”  Presumably to differentiate themselves from Washington DC 40 miles to the south, which is “Birdbrain land.”

And Florida’s “You gotta be here.”  Is this directed at the people who bought season tickets before they dismantled the team, again?

And the Texas Rangers – “You could use some baseball.”    And as usual, we could use some pitching.

But regarding “All Out, All Season.”  Would it be too much to ask that Barry Zito has a game where he gets MOST of them out, all season?

Though with a grand total of 12 runs in 6 games, 4 of them in a 13-4 blowout loss, the offense is doing their best to live up to the slogan.

 

 

 

 

Let’s get real here.

April 5, 2008

James Carville recently compared Governor Bill Richardson to Judas for his endorsement of Barack Obama.

What was he thinking?   Let’s get real.  Now, Mike Montgomery going over to coach Cal.  THAT’S Judas like behavior.  But at least he got more than 40 pieces of silver.  $10 million over 6 years.  And now he can recruit all the kids who couldn’t get into Stanford.

No sour grapes or bias on this site.  No chance.

 

Wrong track?

April 5, 2008

In a recent New York Times poll 81 percent of Americans said the country is seriously on the wrong
track. The other 19 percent were apparently distracted by the lights of the oncoming train.

And now Senator Debbie Stabenow‘s husband has admitted he paid a prostitute for sex. This right after the Eliot Spitzer scandal. Hey, say what you will about the Clintons, but when Bill was in office at least there was none of this wasteful spending.

Post-brackets.

April 4, 2008

For those who need a challenge, here’s a tough question.

What will come first? 

Hillary Clinton releasing her tax returns?

Or John McCain releasing his medical records?

Rumors now have Brett Favre mulling a return to the NFL with a new team this fall.  If this happens I presume the National Anthem at his first game will be sung by Cher.

Barack Obama bowled a 37 this past weekend.  Well, so much for all those who say that this campaign he has never been down in the gutter.

Who knew the sequel to “White Men Can’t Jump” would be “Black Men Can’t Bowl?”