Hillary Clinton’s comment about the 1968 primary might have been the stupidest and most misguided thing she has ever said.
Other, of course, than “I do.”
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Has it occurred to anyone else at this point that Hillary Clinton’s chances of getting the nomination are about as good as Barack Obama’s being elected to the Bowling Hall of Fame?
The NFL has announced that rookies will now visit the NFL Hall of Fame, so they can get a better idea of the sport’s history. In additional, Cincinnati Bengals rookies will visit the county jail, so they can get a better idea of their team’s history.
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Laura Bush and daughter Jenna appeared Thursday on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, basically to plug the the fact they have written a book. President Bush will apparently follow them on the show, once he finishes reading a book.
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American Airlines has now announced they will charge 15.00 per checked bag. The issue apparently is additional fuel costs because of additonal weight. Yeah, this makes sense, an eight year old child with a twenty pound suitcase will now pay more than a college football lineman.
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American denies the rumor they will also start charging for the use of airplane lavatories. They say the bathrooms will remain free.
There will, of course, be a minimal charge for towels and toilet paper.
Memorial Day is officially the holiday where we honor those brave men and women who have died in our country’s service. Though for many Americans it has become simply the kickoff weekend for summer getaways.
After this year, will it become the weekend when we remember how we used to be able to afford to drive to those summer getaways?
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And John McCain met with three potential vice presidential candidates this week. It might have been tough, however, for Florida Governor Charlie Crist.
Because Governor Bobby Jindal promised he could deliver the Louisiana vote, and Mitt Romney promised he could deliver the Massachusetts vote. But Republicans already know, to win Florida, you don’t need votes
Why do Americans seem more interested in voting for American Idol than in voting in the Presidential Primary?
Well, for starters, in Idol, when voters pick a winner, the loser accepts it graciously.
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One more about the NBA draft. The Chicago Bulls won the first pick in the lottery despite having only a 1.7 percent chance. Or as Hillary Clinton calls that – “a strong probability.”
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And after the airline rant from yesterday, American Airlines now has announced they will charge $15.00 for the FIRST bag you check. So how much will they refund you if you show up at the luggage carousel and your bag doesn’t. Odds on a Fed-Ex style guarantee? Yeah, right.
The Chicago Bulls defied the odds – they had only a 1.7 percent chance – and drew the top pick in the NBA draft. Well, it will be interesting to see how that franchise might do if they had a real superstar player.
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This just in, Hillary Clinton just proclaimed herself a Chicago Bulls fan.
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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced this week he would fine teams whose players were suspended for disciplinary reasons – guess this will be called the “Pacman” tax.
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And there is talk of a documentary about Hillary Clinton’s staffers after June 3. The working title? American Idle.
A little change from the usual sports and politics.
Airlines are losing money with higher fuel costs, costs that are exacerbated by ground delays.
So what’s their latest idea to make more money? Charging for a second piece of checked luggage.
In the nothing can go “wrong, wrong, wrong..” department, let’s see.
First, some people won’t have heard about the additional charge, and will complain when they get to the airport. And some travellers might not have the money.
Second, let’s see, you pay for a second bag, your first bag can be no more than 50 pounds. Wonder how many pounds the average bag will increase by…?
Third, you still get two carryons. Wonder how many pounds the average carryon will increase by? You thought the battle for the overhead bins was bad before…
Leading us to, that fun situation as the plane fills up, and the overhead bins are crammed. Partly because people bring a lot of stuff, partly because some jerks who sit in back like to put their stuff in the forward bins. So add more bags to the mix, and there will be a lot more of those situations where you hear a perky voice saying “If you cannot find room in the bins, please bring your suitcase forward and we will check it for you on this flight.”
But wait, what happens if you have already checked one bag? Do you get a freebie? And if they charge, how? Credit card…if you have one? Exact change? Hah, the airlines can barely deal on board with making change for the boxes of salt, sugar and fat they sell now. Since if you are getting on the plane late enough that the bins are full, the flight is probably pretty close to departure time. But if you get a freebie, what about the other people who have paid to check THEIR second bag? Which might be smaller than the bag you can’t cram into the overhead bin.
It’s anyone’s guess how many additional minutes of delays this will cause this summer.
Over-under on the first airport second bag airport incident? I vote for mid June.
Charles Barkley announced today he has paid his debts, and that he plans to stop gambling.
Said Pete Rose “I wouldn’t bet on it.”
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The San Francisco Giants lost their sixth game in a row today. Another devastating one run loss, where once again, the one big hit eluded them. But hey, at this point in the season if they were looking for help, where could they possibly find a big slugger available?
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Big Brown has a chance to be the first Triple Crown winner since 1978.
Curiously enough, that was the year Julio Franco signed his first professional contract.
(this is no joke.)
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But back to jokes. Sort of. John McCain says he is a Republican who will do something about global warming.
And give the man his due, with his support of the Iraq war, and what it has done to gas prices, a lot of Americans have decided they can no longer afford to drive their cars.
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And Hillary Clinton continues to twist the numbers to try to explain why she thinks she has the highest vote total. At this point Barack Obama is impressed enough he is planning to ask her to see what she can do with his bowling score.
TNT announcer referred to it as a “pivotal game seven.”
Is there any other kind?
John Edwards has endorsed Big Brown in the Preakness.
So SF Giants managing partner Peter McGowan, 66, will retire at the end of this season. What’s he going to do next, join John McCain‘s campaign as youth coordinator?
Tampa Bay Rays payroll $43 million.
New York Yankees payroll $209 million.
The Rays in first place and the Yankees in last – Priceless!
At the moment, Hillary’s strongest support comes from lower income workers, people who like the Clinton name, and voters who chose her when she was the only name on the ballot.
Maybe she should have run instead for president of Cuba.
Now Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Eric Gagne, who took himself out of the closer’s role a just few days ago, has announced that he wants to start closing games again.
Even Brett Favre is saying, “Dude, make up your mind.”
So former Phoenix Suns coach Mike D’Antoni has now taken on the job of coaching the New York Knicks. Accordingly, this whole post is devoted to him.
Wonder if Mike D’Antoni took the Knicks job to guarantee he is going to never have another playoff loss again.
Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”
Forget coaching basketball. Is the man auditioning to manage Hillary Clinton’s campaign?
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Or,
Mike D’Antoni said today he has looked at the Knicks roster “and that’s the roster I’m going to win with.”
Guess it’s not just NBA players who are smoking a little something.
There have been two fatal shark-bite attacks off the Pacific Coast this spring, prompting officials to try to figure ways to get rid of the sharks in a hurry.
The easiest way – put a sign on the beach saying “Playoff time.”
(okay, for anyone who is thinking “huh?” It’s a hockey joke. Have to have one from time to time)
Jenna and her new husband plan to honeymoon in Europe. And after the wedding the newlyweds slipped away quietly. Good to know SOME member of the family had an exit strategy.
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And in many ways it was a typical Republican wedding. Jenna’s mother Laura cried because she was losing a daughter, her father cried because he was losing a tax deduction.
More suggestions for Hillary Clinton t-shirts for the design contest.
“I donated $4600 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
“White chicks rule”
“My home state is Illinois (crossed out)
Arkansas (xed out too.)
New York (ditto)
Pennsylvania (big red x)
Where do you want it to be?
I am not making this up.
On Hillary Clinton’s website there is a contest for supporters to design a t-shirt that can be sold in her official campaign online store.
Other than the obvious “My other t-shirt is a pantsuit” may I suggest:
“I ran for the presidency and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Or based on his performance in South Carolina, when she is onstage with Bill Clinton – “I’m with stupid?”
Apparently Jenna Bush’s wedding was lovely and of course the happy couple received many nice gifts. The most extravagant came from Vice President Dick Cheney, who gave them a week’s supply of gas.
John McCain is so old he can remember when he was a maverick.
UPS just announced they have signed a marketing agreement with the owners of Big Brown, the impressive Kentucky Derby winner.
Is this really a great idea before the Preakness and Belmont? UPS generally doesn’t deliver on Saturdays.
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And at this point will Hillary replace her campaign song with the Boz Scaggs classic “It’s Over?”
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Or Hall and Oates’ “She’s gone.”
For all non-Hall and Oates fans, the first verse is particularly worth quoting:
“Everybody’s high on consolation
Everybody’s trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it’s up to me, ooooh what will be.”
For all those Americans who are weary of this long drawn-out Democratic primary.
Cheer up, there’s only a little more than a MONTH left in the NBA playoffs.
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And Papa John’s Pizza offered 23 cent pizzas today in the Cleveland area as an apology to fans after one of their Washington area franchises printed up t-shirts calling #23 Lebron James a “crybaby.”
Oil companies in Texas have a different strategy. If anyone calls #11 Yao Ming a crybaby, they will raise the price of gas to $11 a gallon.
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